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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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- English
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- 1,082
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- 1/1
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09 Jan 2026
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This is a story about a Wikipedia article about a series of YouTube videos about a man getting lost in a wilderness of his own making.
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- English
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- 8,424
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 16
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- 43
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- 316
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08 Nov 2025
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d. strider, international man of mystery by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - US 21st c.
18 Sep 2025
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TG: i tell you man, absolutely every single straight guy has an exception to the straight rule
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- English
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- 2,100
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 5
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- 21
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- 148
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19 Sep 2025
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See, the thing is, you weren’t born when John ectobiologized you into being, you weren’t born when your meteor crashed down to Earth, and you weren’t born when Bro gifted you your first pair of shades and dubbed you Dave Strider.
No, you were born standing on top of a Houston high-rise at six years old. You were born the first time you held a sword.
You were born holding a sword, and you’re going to die the same way.
(or: Dave, swords, and the role they’ve played in his life.)
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17 Aug 2025
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In pursuit of something intangible, or maybe in avoidance of it, Dirk Strider travels coast to coast running cons, hoarding puppets, getting chummy with would-be strangers, and developing an objectionable philosophy on his inevitable parenthood.
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26 Jul 2025
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Dirk and Hal are twins and roommates. They're both in the kink community. Dirk is getting a boyfriend, and Hal is afraid he may not be able to scare Jake away. Will this make him lose Dirk for good? Not if Hal has anything to say about it.
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- Part 13 of the_ragnarok's kink community aus
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22 Jul 2025
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GT: actually, maybe you need to stop worrying about yourself and start worrying about your friend john.
GT: if he ever finds out about any of this, he will be in desperate need of psychiatric help.John Egbert anonymously trolls his friend Dave Strider while pretending to be a little girl. Things go turnways.
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30 Jun 2025
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Homespork by chelonianmobile, FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, How Not to Write a Novel
19 Apr 2023
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"Spork" probably isn't what they call it anymore, but fuck it - an in-depth analysis of Homestuck's best and worst points. Feel free to read whether you know Homestuck or not!
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- Part 1 of Homespork
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16 Jul 2021
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You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he did do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw gods.
He could ruin you.
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A kink meme fill for consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM GamKur that grew massively out of hand. Now with plot, and xenosociology, and paler flavors of porn, and more clown church than you can shake a stick at.Series
- Part 1 of Price of Forgiveness
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- 46/?
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28 Dec 2020
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Marvus steals Joey away after the Jade/Teal car. They fuck.
Mild Hiveswap Act 2 Spoilers
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06 Dec 2020
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Dirk is finally drunk enough to make the move on Equius and they have a good time.
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- English
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- 2,462
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 155
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- 12
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- 1,774
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24 Oct 2020
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There’s blackrom and then there’s what you’ve managed to wind up with: Fickle pitch-for-pay with a violet-blood malcontent who is old enough to be your ancestor.
Thank fuck it helps pay the bills.
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19 Oct 2020
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Gamzee and Equius have some maid RP funtimes.
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11 Sep 2020
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Request: "Rape as judicial punishment. Nepeta has been found guilty of a crime, and her punishment is to be raped by Darkleer. Equius patches her up afterwards." Please read the tags with all due care!
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- English
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- 3,324
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 8
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- 91
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Bookmarked by FailureArtist
06 Sep 2020
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31 pieces of work from October that I forgot to post somewhere other than Tumblr. They vary in rating and pairing/non-pairing. Some were used as backstory/building block pieces for a dependent rp blog I've got for the character.
1 - Deep-Throating - G/Unspecified - BB Piece
2 - Begging - BB
3 - Knife Play - BB
4 - Dacryphilia (Crying) - BB
5 - Sadism/Masochism - BB
6 - Biting - G/Unspecified - BB
7 - Praise Kink - BB
8 - Blood/Gore - BB
9 - Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles) - BB
10 - Hair-Pulling - G/T
11 - Sounding - G/E
12 - Licking - BB
13 - Creampie - G/T
14 - Asphyxiation - G/E
15 - Overstimulation - G/Unspecified
16 - Frottage - G/Unspecified - BB
17 - Collaring - G & K
18 - Role Reversal - G/E
19 - Public - G/E
20 - Dirty Talk - G/T
21 - Branding - G/E
22 - Hand Jobs - G/T
23 - Shibari - G & Unspecified - BB
24 - Baths/Shower - BB
25 - Tickling - G/E
26 - Smiles/Laughter - G/S
27 - Degradation - G/E
28 - Stripping - G & K
29 - Sleepy Sex - G/E
30 - Gagging - Canon
31 - Combo Day - G/EBookmarked by FailureArtist
24 Aug 2020
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Gamzee and Karkat work at a skate shop. Gamzee is always horny, and it's closing time.
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23 Aug 2020
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The Dolorosa escaped the brooding caverns, raised a mutant troll in the wilderness, and organized a wildly successful interplanetary rebellion against the Condesce— and now some pathetically arrogant little pirate queen thinks she's got any chance of being in charge, just because Porrim's in chains and Aranea's in the captain's chair.
Or: in which the Dolorosa uses Mindfang against every highblood who sent her son to the flogging jut.-Extra scenes added 19/09/2015
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Bookmarked by FailureArtist
20 Aug 2020
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"And who's this motherfuckin' little wiggler you're bringing up in my holiest of temples?" The Grand Highblood boomed, and Equius knew that he was talking about - not to - him, in the way that one talked about a barkbeast. Equius had dressed decently for the occasion, which was to say, he dressed normally except he wore his starchier pants and made sure to thoroughly wash the sweat out of his hair, while Horuss had followed in line, performing a similar, if a bit more thorough, cleansing.
"This is my descendant, Equius, a fellow Sagittarius," Horuss answered, almost robotically. "I have brought him here in exchange for your assistance in my endeavors, as per our original agreement."
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17 Aug 2020
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"An au of any kind where Equius is GHB's protege and GHB considers it necessary to punish him sometimes. Equius loves it."
Equius Zahhak was taken into indefinite servitude for the highbloods aboard the SS ZILLYWHY, and it turns out that what he actually knows about highbloods is next to nothing at all.
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- 2/2
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17 Aug 2020
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It's that time of year again - Kinktober! Chapters are unrelated, warnings will be put as needed.
1. Equius/Karkat
2. Aradia/Sollux
3. Damara/Kankri
4. Karkat/Kankri
5. Cronus/Grand Highblood
6. Jade/Karkat
7. Caliborn/Dirk/Jane
8. Rose/Kanaya ft. Dave
9. Bro/Equius
10. Porrim/Cronus (Warning: consensual body mod, needles)
11. Eridan/Sollux (Warning: helmsplay, suicidal ideation)
12. Bro/Dad Egbert
13. Damara/Cronus (Warning: soft vore, miniaturisation)
14. Dualscar/Her Imperious Condescension's voice
15. Darkleer/Grand Highblood
16. Spades Slick/Diamond Droog
17. Cronus/Feferi/Meenah
18. Grand Highblood/Kankri (Warning: chucklevoodoos)
19. Dad Egbert/Equius
20. Grand Highblood/Redglare
21. Aranea/Kankri (Warning: noncon, mindcontrol)
22. Dave/Jade/Nepeta
23. Rose/Equius
24. Hearts Boxcars/Diamonds Droog
25. Darkleer/Handmaid
26. Mituna/Latula/Porrim
27. Hal/Equius
28. Terezi/Nepeta
29. Equius/Tavros, ft Sollux
30. Equius/Bro/Jade
31. Gamzee/SolluxSeries
- Part 8 of Tumblr Fills
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
16 Aug 2020