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The wonders of sleep deprived marinette by AudreyRose (bookluver77)
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
15 Feb 2026
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This is basically a lila gets exposed fic.
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26 Feb 2026
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Alastor met the others at the center of the arena, ears perking at the prospect of a four on one match.
“Feels like a hell of a lot of overkill,” Lucifer said, shooting him a look. “Pretty unfair odds?”
“You’re welcome to find a fifth if you’re so concerned,” Alastor replied as he examined his claws.
Lucifer’s eye twitched, his whip-like tail lashing. “Let’s just get this over with so I can teach Charlie and her team how a real pro plays.”
Charlie stepped between hem, brow pinched. “I really don’t think this is necessary. We need a Strategist and Alastor’s one of the best!”
“Says who?” Angel grumbled. “The Vees have been doin’ just fine without him.”
Alastor didn’t rise to the bait, instead signaling to Husk. The lights around them flashed, indicating the match was about to begin.
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When Alastor leaves the Vees and becomes the Hazbin’s Strategist, he expects some growing pains with the newer, dysfunctional team. The last thing he expects is for Lucifer Morningstar, the best player in the sport’s history, to come out of retirement and join too.
Until he winds up in a fake relationship with the man, that is.
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25 Feb 2026
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I saw a textpost on Tumblr with this premise, and decided to write something short about it.
Alastor suffers the consequences of being violently electrocuted many times in a short timeframe in the form of arrythmias. It just so happens that a particularly bad attack hits him right in the middle of a conversation with Charlie.
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- Part 2 of Alastism (Alastor Autism)
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24 Feb 2026
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Naruto has to fight Gaara instead of Kiba after the Forest of Death. With the two demons sensing each other, and a messed up seal thanks to the five prong seal, chaos is bound to happen.
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23 Feb 2026
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Man I hate writing summaries. Just let me write SMUT as God intended.
Two major power players of Hell, both ignored like outdated memos by the one person they literally set their lives on fire for, end up trauma-bonding in the world’s most dysfunctional slumber party.
Alastor, who has avoided emotional entanglement with the same dedication he applies to serial killing, accidentally catches feelings.
Lucifer, after several centuries of denial and one extremely potent bottle of wine, finally admits he might have been catastrophically wrong about a few things.What started as mutual loathing with flair evolves into obsessive lust, unhinged devotion, and sex so intense it probably counts as a natural disaster.
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- Part 7 of Daily Bible Verse
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23 Feb 2026