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    Salazar Slytherin never existed…
    …But Harry Potter did.

    The broken Time Turners at the Department of Mysteries has Harry Potter finding himself stranded in the Founders' Era. In the middle of a battle. Naturally, he does what any sensible person would do: save a stranger’s life, befriend him, and accidentally get named after a historical dark wizard.

    Except that stranger is Godric Gryffindor. And he thinks “Harry” sounds dumb. So now Harry is “Sal”. Short for “Salvator”. Later ”Salazar”. Which is fine. Totally fine. Except it’s not. Because history is starting to look suspiciously familiar. And Harry? He’s starting to look suspiciously like a Parselmouth with green eyes and ambition issues.

    He’s not Salazar Slytherin. Obviously.
    ...Right?

    A time travel identity-crisis adventure featuring sarcastic friendships, reluctant legendary status, historical inaccuracies, and the accidental founding of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Harry James Potter has always had a knack for getting into trouble. But when he wakes up with the memories of Salazar Slytherin, it's a bad day even by his standards. Worse still: Nothing anyone says about the founder of Slytherin is true. In reality, it's much, much worse. How is he supposed to tell his friends this? Especially when they're slowly starting to remember too?

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    16 Feb 2026

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    The Deities have a funny way of apologizing, Harry decides. They don’t offer him a choice so much as they force one. Not as the Boy Who Lived, but as the grandson who never was.

    Two years after the war, he’s tired, haunted by ghosts, estranged from friends, and uncertain what peace is supposed to feel like. When the Deities intervene, it’s not mercy that sends him back, but purpose.

    The morning after the war’s anniversary, Harry wakes in 1977 with his grandparents alive, his father still a student, and Voldemort on the rise all over again. Posing as a distant cousin, he becomes part of the family he never knew.

    But as Harry rebuilds what history took from him, his father begins dreaming of a future filled with war and loss.

    And for the first time, the past and future Potters are fighting the same battle, to make sure the story doesn’t end the same way twice.

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    16 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    If there's one thing Steve Harrington has learned about himself over the last few years, it's that he'll do almost anything to protect the people he cares about.

    Steve Harrington defeated a faceless monster with nothing but a nail-filled bat and sheer terror to guide him.

    Steve Harrington defended a group of kids from 'rabid dogs' and an even more rabid teenager and got a plate cracked over his head for his troubles.

    Steve Harrington just spent the past several hours being tortured by agents of a foreign superpower for the crime of being best friends with a toothless thirteen year old.

    So, when Steve Harrington thinks to himself, in the depths of what is definitely not a full-blown panic attack, "If Jonathan doesn't stop this car right now, I'm going to climb over the backseat and strangle him to death with the stupid fucking ascot I've been forced to wear for the past two months." He means it.

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    15 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Harry, Ron, and Hermione accidentally travel back in time and immediately turn history into a mess.

    It really doesn’t help that Hermione suddenly wants to shag past Lord Voldemort.

    Ron and Harry wisely keep their mouths shut, fully aware that their own new romantic inclinations are just as questionable. Apparently, they all have a thing for domineering snakes with dark tendencies.

    Tom Riddle, for his part, intended to pursue evil in relative peace. Instead, he finds himself saddled with three chaotic intruders from the future, acquiring stress, headaches, and alarmingly high blood pressure along the way.

    Written for Harry Potter fans who love the Golden Trio as a unit, and are tired of fics where one of them is sidelined, friendships fall apart, or mutual hatred replaces canon chaos.

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    15 Feb 2026

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