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    Summary

    Harry, Ron, and Hermione accidentally travel back in time and immediately turn history into a mess.

    It really doesn’t help that Hermione suddenly wants to shag past Lord Voldemort.

    Ron and Harry wisely keep their mouths shut, fully aware that their own new romantic inclinations are just as questionable. Apparently, they all have a thing for domineering snakes with dark tendencies.

    Tom Riddle, for his part, intended to pursue evil in relative peace. Instead, he finds himself saddled with three chaotic intruders from the future, acquiring stress, headaches, and alarmingly high blood pressure along the way.

    Written for Harry Potter fans who love the Golden Trio as a unit, and are tired of fics where one of them is sidelined, friendships fall apart, or mutual hatred replaces canon chaos.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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