Desteti
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Having recovered from yet another near-fatal incident, Iruka is now faced with his greatest challenge yet... deciding what his punishment for reading classified documents should be.
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- Part 12 of Sharingan Stealer
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01 Feb 2026
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when i call, you come home, a bird in your teeth by jeannemarythefourth (whytho)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 May 2021
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‘Looking for a roommate. Private bedroom and full bath, shared living space and kitchen. Access to attic space, absolutely not allowed to enter the basement. Must be okay with raw meat in the fridge.
Harrow slams the paper on the table. Palamedes picks it up, raises his eyebrows, and asks, “Is this from Craigslist?”
“Yes. I printed it out.”’
and so they were roommates. featuring a werewolf, an aspiring mary shelley, and the inevitable heat death of the universe.Bookmarked by Desteti
30 Jun 2025
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Occasionally growing a chainsaw for a head has made him realize he can adapt to pretty much anything.
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30 Dec 2024
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Cunk on Hunger Games by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
23 Oct 2023
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The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”
“Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”
“I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.
“Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.
“Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.
Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.
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- Part 1 of Random One-off Fandom One-shots
- Part 4 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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12 Sep 2024
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Look, none of this was Maximilian’s fault. All she had done was ask for Riftan’s help in pretending that she had a partner for her sister’s wedding. If she had known that it would end up like this…
She would tell herself not to do it.
Who was she kidding, she would still make the same choice.
It was a lie to say that she wouldn’t make the same choice again.---
A mistake that Maxi makes at a family dinner makes her father and sister believe that she has a boyfriend. It only gets worse when Rosetta names the one person that she has been pining over for the last few years.
Riftan Calypse.
So Maxi is left with no other option but to ask him to pretend to be her boyfriend until at least after her sister's wedding.
It hurts her to pretend. But is Riftan really pretending?Series
- Part 1 of it was never a lie