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    “Aw, does that mean you aren’t friendly with exorcists, then?”

    “I wish death upon them all. I would enact it myself if I could stomach going anywhere near them for even the briefest period of time.”

    “I see,” says Venti. He observes as Xiao takes another swing from his wine glass with an uncharacteristic enthusiasm. "So then what’s the deal with that exorcist kid?"

    Venti watches, captivated, as Xiao chokes violently mid-drink, tries to suppress his coughing, and proceeds to set down his glass guardedly, in some truly misguided attempt at nonchalance. "...I have no idea what you're talking about."

    "Ah. Well, my mistake, then!"

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    Chongyun blacks out for half a week during a particularly unfortunate yang episode, and wakes up in Mondstat. Needless to say, these are not the ideal conditions under which he would've preferred to reconvene with his former, highly-esteemed (adeptus) mentor.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.

    His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.

    Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.

    It was a ship!

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    After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.

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    28 May 2025

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    “Tartaglia, stay with us.”

    His body jolted in the present. A cold cloth touched his brow. Distant voices murmured… Fatui medics, probably. They spoke with the cautious optimism reserved for soldiers clinging to life. Childe was almost amused.

    Another wave struck the hull, and the world slipped again.

    OR; Childe's coda to the Fontaine archon quest, his return home, and a conversation that should have been had years ago.

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    15 May 2025

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    This series follows Lewis Hamilton and the ever-changing, ever-growing Formula 1 Grid as Lewis navigates [accidentally] adopting several of what Sebastian Vettel insisted on calling his Grid Kids™️ - including Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc, Lando Norris, and George Russell.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Watchers were supposed to be worshipped. It’s their source of powers as minor deities, after all.

    Grian, who wanted nothing more than to forget his Watcher past, was quite happy not to be worshipped at all. So when the Hermits collectively started praying to Xelqua and Grian started to gain a lot of Watcher magic, it put a real damper on his mood, health, self-perception and his relationships. With Mumbo gone off-world, it was now up to Scar, Pearl and Xisuma to worry about him – if Grian would let them. But Grian was nothing if not stubborn. He’d get through this alone, right?

    ..Right?

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    27 Mar 2025