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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    “ChatGPT: Ivy. I swear to god if you lost my nerf gun because you wanted to annoy a 5’2 adult in a high vis vest that toy will not be the only thing that goes missing today

    Designated Cleaner Of Messes: It went missing a couple of weeks ago. (._.)

    ChatGPT: Thats really not the focus here”

    A Mechs!Uni AU starring Dig Bick Brian, internet girlfriends, nerf guns, bushes of stringing nettles, and God knows what else. (That is a lie. God is dead and this killed him).

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    12 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    He doesn't think much of it when the tiredness comes creeping. Sure, he sleeps more than usual, but he doesn't mind. Why not while away the time napping?
    The pain doesn't feel very noteworthy either, not at first. Tim's head hurts nearly all the fucking time anyway, so why shouldn't the rest of him? He's probably making it out to be worse than it is, too, with all the time he has to think about it.

    When they run out of food on a long-haul trip between planets, Tim gets sick.

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Dead Space Pirates

    First Mate: [Sent a video]

    Freaky about ships: omg do they know?

    First Mate: they don't

    or a mechs/tma chatfic but with my personal headcanon that normal people don't really like the mechs but the avatars are like 'these bitches get me' altho in this one we only see the former and set in an au where Gerry Keay and Gertrude Robinson lives with the main archival crew working as her assistants.

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    3/3
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    11 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Doctor Carmilla found another dead body, and she turned it into another new sibling, a brother this time. It's been centuries since Ivy joined the crew, and she's adapted well, but the Doc's been getting weird lately.

    Brian's early mechanization, changing crew dynamics, and a scam pulled against a familiar face: All this and more face the crew of the Aurora, newly expanded.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    24
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    67
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    7
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    665

    23 Jan 2026

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    After saving Jazz from the collapsing tunnel, Orion Pax had promptly passed out. When he woke back up, though, something was different. Something about him had changed. Something had changed the way he looked at his best friend.

    And it broke D-16's spark to think about it.

    Optimus Prime woke up as Orion Pax again, and though he panicked at first, he realizes the opportunity at hand to fix where things went wrong. He wants to save D-16 from becoming Megatron and prevent the war that destroyed Cybertron. He would set things right this time, and he wouldn’t lose anyone else.

    But why does he keep seeing those red optics on his best friend’s face?

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    17/?
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    19 Jan 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 93

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    Jazz is a spy. His job is literally to find information on anything that might be of interest. And their little sparkling just caught his attention with the skills he hides behind that innocent seeming faceplate.

    Formerly known as Secret Support, which is now the first chapter.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    [ 212 Command ]

    today

    GEN Kenobi: im gonna fuck ur mum

    GEN Kenobi: oh no

    GEN Kenobi: wrong chat

    The Jedi open up their server to the clones. It takes a while, but eventually a certain Sith gets fucked over.
    LONG, LONG HIATUS

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    23,195

    15 Dec 2025

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    There are not many periods of the past anyone would want to be unceremoniously sent to, the time right after the Trojan war is certainly not among them.

    But the gods recongize their blood and have not yet been tempered by time.

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    Odysseus would like to get home as quick as possible, but a task from Athena will delay their departure from the Trojan shores a bit longer.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    12 Dec 2025

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    The summer before his fourth year, Harry realizes there's nothing keeping him at the Dursleys. After running away, he finds himself fully wrapped in someone else's web, and is determined to get out.

    --
    also:
    Harry becomes the youngest DADA master in history, and gets the family he deserves.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    28 Nov 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 20

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    Yesterday morning, he would have done anything to see his friends again. Now, he couldn’t help but wonder if he was better off alone.

    or

    Scenes from 1995-1996 as seen by Remus, Sirius, and Harry.

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    26 Nov 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 10

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    In which Urahara Kisuke really wants to run some experiments involving amortentia or a variation thereof; some friends and/or kouhai are roped into helping him in uhh, various ways; Hiyori wants nothing to do with any of this.

    //AKA - rare sighting of an almost discernibly jealous Shinji?//

    Takes place during fire soul school years - one shot.

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    Comments:
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    26 Nov 2025

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    There is one constant at Hogwarts: One new Defence Teacher every term. Everyone knew it. They also learned to keep their expectations low.
    James wasn't sure how the new teacher was able to destroy even the lowest of expectations, but here they were.
    Professor Young (or in full: Professor Flynn Ulrich Clayton Kendrick Young) was an idiot who went undefeated. So how was it possible that he still learned from him?

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    Harry has no idea how he ended up in the past and managed to become the DADA teacher at Hogwarts, but he knows one thing for sure: He won’t be one of Dumbledore's pawns, and he won't be pulled into the bubbling war, if that means he has to play the idiot, so be it. He had enough incompetent teachers to know how to play the role.

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    23 Nov 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 74

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    Remus Lupin should be a Beta. Everyone knew he would be. So why isn't he?

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    Sirius Black knows who will be his Omega. Even if he has to make it happen, himself.

    Infrequent Posting

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    109,876
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    188
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    334
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    15,696

    22 Nov 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 32

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    Harry Potter enters Hogwarts with his mind reeling- not only is he apparently not a freak, he's a wizard. a famous one even! But the Wizarding world has 1000 little differences from the world Harry is used to. They don't use pens, the school subjects are strange, no one will explain who Myrddin is and... What's with all the stuffies?

    [Or: Harry Potter and the exploration into wizarding cultural differences.]

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
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    18 Nov 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 76

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    When Sirius Orion Black III of the most ancient and Nobel house of Black realised he had awoken in the body of none other than a prepubescent red haired boy, lets just say that his scream of utmost terror could be heard from Australia.

    Meanwhile, James Potter was rather befuddled as of just how he ended up locked in a cupboard surrounded by spiders, and Remus Lupin was debating whether or not to tell his new parents that he was, in fact, a werewolf, and not, in fact, an eleven year old girl.

    Starring
    James Potter the Boy Who Lived!
    Sirius Black as the Second Youngest Weasley!
    Remus Lupin as that Smart Granger!
    Regulus Black as [ERROR— FILE MISSING]
    and
    Peter Pettigrew as… wait, where’s Pete? Wormy?

    With Three Idiots, A Death Wish and Reincarnation, what could possibly go wrong?

    Think you know? Well, there’s more to this story than meets the eye…

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
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    12 Nov 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 2

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    A group of four teens have been struck by similar events happening to them. Specifically anonymous love letters, missing items, and dead animals on their yards and in their homes.

    Will they be able to stop the creep, or will they end up having stockholm syndrome?

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    Comments:
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    16
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    19 Oct 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 1

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    It started as a joke—Dean Winchester wished his science teacher’s balls would shrink. Then the guy’s fiancée dumped him in front of the whole school for “medical reasons,” and things only got weirder from there. A janitor "kicks (a) bucket", a classmate chokes on nothing, plants die overnight, and Sam nearly gets hit by a bus. The brothers start looking for the truth… and it's got wings.

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    13 Sep 2025

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  18. Public Bookmark 23

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    Sam is sick. John thinks he might like his son better this way.

    for John Winchester Week free day <3

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    150
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    23
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    2,461

    22 Aug 2025

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    PJ: i almost suplexed your child

     

    TS: what?????

     

    PJ: i was in the garage. he was in the garage. I was unaware of who he was

     

    TS: did you punch him?

     

    TS: i swear to god

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    YES i needed to make a gc fic to soothe my soul. do not question me.

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    Words:
    185,610
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Collections:
    15
    Comments:
    5,859
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    12,752
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    20 Aug 2025

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    An alternate universe where Dean was fourteen when the fire that killed their mother happened, but Sam was still only six months. A world where their father drank too much and swung too hard, and Dean got Sam out.

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    21 Aug 2025

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