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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    “ChatGPT: Ivy. I swear to god if you lost my nerf gun because you wanted to annoy a 5’2 adult in a high vis vest that toy will not be the only thing that goes missing today

    Designated Cleaner Of Messes: It went missing a couple of weeks ago. (._.)

    ChatGPT: Thats really not the focus here”

    A Mechs!Uni AU starring Dig Bick Brian, internet girlfriends, nerf guns, bushes of stringing nettles, and God knows what else. (That is a lie. God is dead and this killed him).

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    12 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    He doesn't think much of it when the tiredness comes creeping. Sure, he sleeps more than usual, but he doesn't mind. Why not while away the time napping?
    The pain doesn't feel very noteworthy either, not at first. Tim's head hurts nearly all the fucking time anyway, so why shouldn't the rest of him? He's probably making it out to be worse than it is, too, with all the time he has to think about it.

    When they run out of food on a long-haul trip between planets, Tim gets sick.

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Dead Space Pirates

    First Mate: [Sent a video]

    Freaky about ships: omg do they know?

    First Mate: they don't

    or a mechs/tma chatfic but with my personal headcanon that normal people don't really like the mechs but the avatars are like 'these bitches get me' altho in this one we only see the former and set in an au where Gerry Keay and Gertrude Robinson lives with the main archival crew working as her assistants.

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    11 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Doctor Carmilla found another dead body, and she turned it into another new sibling, a brother this time. It's been centuries since Ivy joined the crew, and she's adapted well, but the Doc's been getting weird lately.

    Brian's early mechanization, changing crew dynamics, and a scam pulled against a familiar face: All this and more face the crew of the Aurora, newly expanded.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    After saving Jazz from the collapsing tunnel, Orion Pax had promptly passed out. When he woke back up, though, something was different. Something about him had changed. Something had changed the way he looked at his best friend.

    And it broke D-16's spark to think about it.

    Optimus Prime woke up as Orion Pax again, and though he panicked at first, he realizes the opportunity at hand to fix where things went wrong. He wants to save D-16 from becoming Megatron and prevent the war that destroyed Cybertron. He would set things right this time, and he wouldn’t lose anyone else.

    But why does he keep seeing those red optics on his best friend’s face?

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    19 Jan 2026