14 Bookmarks by ClassicallyTrainedSeaMonster
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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- English
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- 7,825
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- 1/1
- Comments:
- 636
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03 Dec 2023
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at the hour of death by dizarys
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood (Comics)
12 Oct 2023
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With near silent steps, Batman rushed past him to the bloodied body. Gloved fingers felt for a pulse even though they both knew that Jason’s aim had been true. A quick death, more than this creature deserved, but a final one. No second chances here.
Bruce rose from his crouch like a mass of black, his cape dragging the shadows with it. “Jason–”
“Bless me father, for I have sinned.” Sarcasm dripped from his words like venom from a snake’s fangs.
Whumptober Day 11
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- Part 10 of Whumptober 2023
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- 2,618
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- 1
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- 387
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23 Nov 2023
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We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 May 2020
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A year after the fall of Garreg Mach, fate begins to pull scattered friends back together. So what if one of them has to almost die to get it to happen?
In which Claude is almost assassinated at his grandfather’s funeral, Lorenz is pretty sure he knows who did it, and Hilda is just here for the free buffet.
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03 Apr 2020
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Joker: I removed the clothes. Nice close up image on the Void.
Oracle: can i drink it
Joker: I mean you’ll probably get sick but go for it.
Oracle: drink the hidden snacc
Queen: Futaba for the love of god, please do not.
...Or in which I got bored and decided to try my hand at a group chat fic. This is super dumb and is mostly a joke that gets a little more serious as we go alone. Spoilers for and following Madarame's palace. Don't take this too seriously, this is just for fun. Does get a little darker towards later chapters.
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- Part 1 of Dumbass Persona Group Chat Shit™
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 205,131
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Comments:
- 922
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- 2,300
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28 Apr 2019
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Secrets kept even from ourselves are complex, manifesting slowly over the course of our lives.
Kristoph Gavin's secrets are no different, twisted though they may be. To understand Kristoph's secrets is to understand the man himself.
But some doors are better left unopened.
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- Part 1 of Lex Talionis
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 296
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- 747
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10 May 2017
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United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
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- 3/3
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- 36
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07 Feb 2016
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My Immortal Grandfather by kyleron
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
28 Dec 2015
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Kylo Ren unexpectedly finds his one true love, who is none other than............ Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way!
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02 Jan 2016
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Tali watches them, sees them dance a dance she could never learn, and she follows them to the end of the galaxy.
Or: never-ending wisecracks, ever-exasperated desperation, and enough pressure to crush a diamond into dust and back.
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09 Nov 2015
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Four Things that Weren't Adequately Covered in Mulan's R.A. Training by NaomiK for heartsinhay
Fandoms: Disney Princesses
16 Dec 2013
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Mulan is a Resident Assistant on a dormitory floor at a college. Gosh, some of the students on her floor come from really screwed-up families.
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12 Oct 2015
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“Hey, it’s Science Barbie!” some guy in a baseball cap and a tank called, loud enough to carry over the excited hum of three hundred little girls packed into the auditorium.
[Ten moments in the life of Honey Lemon]
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06 Oct 2015
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Lascivious by QueenRiza
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, FMA - Fandom, fmab
30 Sep 2017
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If alchemists live by the concept of Equivalent Exchange, it seems only natural that Roy Mustang must replace what he has destroyed. Lust!Roy
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21 Aug 2015
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Ling has gained immortality. Ed has not.
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- English
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 163
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- 2,194
- Bookmarks:
- 751
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14 Aug 2015
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Bookmarked by ClassicallyTrainedSeaMonster
31 Mar 2015
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Scientifically, he knows exactly what's missing, but for once he can't fix it by force of will.
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- Part 1 of The Inside of Emptiness
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29 Mar 2015