ClassicallyTrainedSeaMonster
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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03 Dec 2023
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at the hour of death by dizarys
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood (Comics)
12 Oct 2023
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With near silent steps, Batman rushed past him to the bloodied body. Gloved fingers felt for a pulse even though they both knew that Jason’s aim had been true. A quick death, more than this creature deserved, but a final one. No second chances here.
Bruce rose from his crouch like a mass of black, his cape dragging the shadows with it. “Jason–”
“Bless me father, for I have sinned.” Sarcasm dripped from his words like venom from a snake’s fangs.
Whumptober Day 11
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- Part 10 of Whumptober 2023
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23 Nov 2023
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We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 May 2020
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A year after the fall of Garreg Mach, fate begins to pull scattered friends back together. So what if one of them has to almost die to get it to happen?
In which Claude is almost assassinated at his grandfather’s funeral, Lorenz is pretty sure he knows who did it, and Hilda is just here for the free buffet.
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03 Apr 2020
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Joker: I removed the clothes. Nice close up image on the Void.
Oracle: can i drink it
Joker: I mean you’ll probably get sick but go for it.
Oracle: drink the hidden snacc
Queen: Futaba for the love of god, please do not.
...Or in which I got bored and decided to try my hand at a group chat fic. This is super dumb and is mostly a joke that gets a little more serious as we go alone. Spoilers for and following Madarame's palace. Don't take this too seriously, this is just for fun. Does get a little darker towards later chapters.
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- Part 1 of Dumbass Persona Group Chat Shit™
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28 Apr 2019
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Secrets kept even from ourselves are complex, manifesting slowly over the course of our lives.
Kristoph Gavin's secrets are no different, twisted though they may be. To understand Kristoph's secrets is to understand the man himself.
But some doors are better left unopened.
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- Part 1 of Lex Talionis
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10 May 2017