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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Paul was an ordinary man. An ordinary man who regularly conversed with the Lords in Black.

    Why did it have to be him, when they played every other like a pawn? Was it because of this Paul’s irregular hatred of Albino Spiders? Susceptibility to cults? Absence of the hatred usually held to things ‘Lord Related’? And why the hell was he treating these horrors like his children!?

    — This is suchh a crack fic it would NOT happen in canon LMAOO || more chapters + tags(?) to be added

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    Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.

    If you ask anyone with a medical degree they’d tell you no he fucking wasn’t. Newborns don’t laugh, they can’t. They don’t even smile until a couple weeks out, and laughing is a multi-month project. It’s a developmental stage, you start with socialization, and eventually they start cooing, and then, only then, do you get laughter.

    And yet, Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.

    (Alternatively titled: What if Tinky was Pete's 'imaginary friend' the way Webby is Hannah's)

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    DAMN send this to mars or smth

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    There wouldn't ever be a moment the radio demon would falter, he had everything under control always. There was never room for a mistake not for him, everything was a calculated and carefully placed chess piece. When he finally arrived back at the hotel, he noticed the refurbishments…and Damn it. Now Lucifer was staying here too? What right did that slithering bastard even have to—sigh. This was fine. He could work with this. He had to. Besides, there were plenty of ways to get a rise out of his majesty, ways that could get under his skin. You don't need physical strength to outmatch someone, just your wits about you.

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  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    There’s a lot to be said about the whole “hiding in plain sight” thing. If you’re casually over the top about something for long enough, people tend to stop questioning where the jokes end and the truth truly starts to take shape. At least, that’s how you hope it’ll play out.

    Following a harmless joke told about his and Ozzie's sex life on stage, the house of cards they've built around the more "vanilla" side of their relationship starts crumbling. Fear of Ozzie's reputation being at risk at the forefront of his mind, Fizzarolli wonders why the King of Lusts concerns seem centered on him rather than the empire he's created.

    But really, what king worth his salt WOULDN'T throw it all away for his jester?

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    Fizzarolli's life is good.

    Fizzarolli's lives day to day around money, power and his sweet three headed pimp Asmodeus, without a care in the underworld.

    Today however Fizzarolli is stuck in the Pride ring. He is isolated in the center of Pentagram City. And its Extermination Day.

    And the steaming load at the end of the rainbow is his reliance on the one being in all of hell he would typically wish humiliated and shamed for all eternity, Blitzo.

    Fizzarolli's life is usually good.

    But it's never to late to be reminded Fizzarolli lives in Hell and it is not a place meant to be enjoyed.

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