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I'm Okay With This by Khadijalkubra, TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
24 Nov 2020
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“I know that’s not how you work. You like people and people like you but I. I’m not. I don’t.. It’s better like this.” Catra rolled her shoulders back. She clenched her jaw and repeated, “It’s better like this.”
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May I offer you some Whump in these trying times?
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the indignity of reaction by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Video Game 2018)
09 Nov 2020
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But they were heroes with more than enough trauma and insecurity between them to fill a how-to guide on ‘How To Repress Memories (and Beat Pedophiles Bloody Until You Question Your Morals) For Dummies’. That being said, realizations didn’t just heal their individual hesitancies.
Peter dipped into panic attacks whenever he dwelled on revealing his identity and Wade?
Wade would have much rather jumped out a window then stick around long enough for the discussion to take a serious note. He actually had. Twice. They’d set a lot of boundaries that day.
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OR Queer courtship is like: meet, hold hands, fight crime together for almost a decade, start making out, start ~M A K I N G O U T~, woops you're best friends, woops now you're best friends in love, boom, reveal your identity.
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At age 11, Stiles banishes a demon so far away from Beacon Hills it leaves the dimension as a whole. The Nemeton thanks him for his service with a gift from the Earth and Moon- a Familiar. One Stiles has yet to meet, but has felt the pull of.
Ten years later, and a much wiser and much more powerful 21 years old Stiles is dealing with university finals, the repercussions of Old Magic cast by a too-young body, and the sudden pull of an long-since-dormant bond that he’d rather ignore.
In which Stiles is a Witch, Derek is his familiar, the pack is… well, the pack and Deaton is tired of it.
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- Part 1 of A Familiar Feeling
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Sydney by Khadijalkubra, TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Poison Ivy (Comics)
02 Oct 2020
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Ivy centered herself. Stress was bad for the plants. After a moment of deep breathing, she inquired, “What the fuck is that?”
“...A smoothie.”
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i will not build a fortress by Khadijalkubra, TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV), The Witcher (TV) RPF
25 Sep 2020
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Jaskier finally looked the Witcher directly in the eye, unflinching and asked in a hollow but curious tone, “Which part of me wasn’t enough?”
Geralt didn’t mean to but he exhaled. Harsh. There was no fight in him. Hadn't been any since his company hadn’t been his own. He looked askance, “Should I write a list?”
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Jaskier finds Geralt years after their messy parting.
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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
Bookmarked by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
26 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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[An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]
@NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true.
Posted on February 12 2:30 pm
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@ssmith20 wut?
@rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.
@luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane
@hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.
@shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right?
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24 Feb 2026
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The Many Titles of the Group Chat by stabthroughme
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jan 2026
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It started with Ilya having suggestions for the menu at the new and improved Kingfisher. It stopped being a reno chat real quick
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- Part 7 of In The Loonie Bin (Mars' Hollanov Fics)
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21 Feb 2026
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Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
Luca: Of course
Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.
(This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 6 of the secret society of stick handlers
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19 Feb 2026
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He liked it. HE LIKED IT by Babysterek
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Feb 2026
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Told through tweets, screenshots, interviews, and fan threads, Shane Hollander and Illya Rozanov’s rivalry slowly turns into something softer and more complicated—something the internet notices long before either of them is ready to name it.
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