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Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."
"A club," said Kakashi, flat.
"Yep. A... babysitter's club."
"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.
"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.
"In red and black."
"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.
He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.
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(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
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15 Feb 2026
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Fic idea from blackkatmagic: "Due to a clerical error, Anko ends up with a genin team. Given that the very idea of separating the enraptured Naruto, Ino, and Shino from their psychotic sensei causes spontaneous explosions, Sarutobi goes along with it, and is astonished to find that everything actually turns out for the better."
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Mitarashi Anko is loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and scary. But she says what she thinks, and she thinks that Naruto's pranks are awesome, that Ino is both pretty and smart and potentially as cool as her dad, and that Shino had good taste in clothes and has a super-brain. So now the three kids want to be like her when they grow up, the original team assignments are shot, and half a dozen of Jonins are stuck unraveling this mess while Anko and her three pyromaniac are prancing around.
At least it won't be boring.
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20 Jan 2026
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It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.
(In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
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When Jaune and Weiss finished signing their divorce papers, the last thing they expected was to get killed by White Fang remnants in a terrorist bombing. Or to somehow end up back in time two years before Beacon. Now two divorced time travelers have to stop the fall of Beacon, save their friends, and stop Salem. All while trying not to kill each other.
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The infection is a disease of the mind caused by an angry god who is dying from a lack of worship and belief.
So what happens when they believe a simple item can keep her from their minds?
After all, what is a god to a nonbeliever?A frightened human who doesn't know how she ended up in Hallownest tells a white lie to some children to help them with their irrational fears. It spirals out of control.
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- Part 1 of Belief and Strings