BonesofAugust
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stupid kids go through a McDonald's drive-thru and that's it I don't know wtf this is actually
Bookmarked by BonesofAugust
24 Jan 2026
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A very bad idea indeed...
And it ends as well as you would think.
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- Part 1 of Cursed Smutfics help
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09 Oct 2023
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Golden eyes, sharp as the edge of a blade, glare up at you. There’s no anger in them, not yet – false anger, maybe, or at least the imitation of it. If Nuada were actually in a rage, he would never have allowed you to tie him down in the first place.
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Bookmarked by BonesofAugust
21 May 2025
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"Why be all prissy about it? You get it up, I beat your bishop for you", Clef makes a vulgar gesture with his hand, "we're done here in ten minutes. No big deal."
"I can certainly last longer than- also, who says-", Kondraki cuts himself off, staring at the other man for a moment. "You're trying to piss me off."
"Sorry", Clef holds his hands up in mock surrender, "You're cute when you're mad."
(alt title: cringe sex with my fail coworker)
Bookmarked by BonesofAugust
16 Sep 2024
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dr. clef and dr. bright go to olive garden by Necrowormz, Nekomicide (angelraped)
Fandoms: SCP Foundation
15 Oct 2023
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Tori ♡ —
"please can we have a dinner date at the virtual olive GATSKD YOHAN
WE NEED TO
WRITE"Vince —
"to
write
OLIVE GARDEN!??
NO"Tori ♡ —
"scp olive garden caramelldansen
come on"Vince —
"NOO
NO"Tori ♡ —
"YES
YEA"
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you know that one infamous jojo fanfic called gyro and johnny go to olive garden we just changed the names thats it. like the milk fic.Bookmarked by BonesofAugust
29 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I love how the literal birth of SCP-166 on an Olive Garden table and Lilith eating a newborn alive isn't even the weirdest part of this, nor is it ever questioned or brought up again.