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    In which Shane has a one night stand and tries to find him through twitter.

    Shane @ShaneH24
    Dear twitter, i am looking for a guy that fucked me super duper well on the 14th september around 1am. He had golden curly hair and his ass was huge and he was hot. Also 6ft.
    Please and thanks,
    The guy who needs to be railed again.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander but make it Hudson

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    "I've thought about it. Maybe it’s time I retired my glasses," he said.

    Shane Hollander dominates the rink - and now he’s setting his sights on the next challenge: his vision. It looks like the NHL star is gearing up for LASIK surgery.

    Read the full story here: HotTake.com/hollander-lasik-interview #ByeByeGlasses

    Shane Hollander might get LASIK, rendering his glasses completely useless - and so, Ilya Rozanov is about to make it everyone's fucking problem.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Hudson william’s gymshark ad but its shane hollander’s and the internet implodes also Ilya fights back. Thats the whole fic

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    Lena @hollanderwifee → retweeting @GymShark’s post
    HOLY SHITT?!?! ROZANOV CAN YOU FIGHT?!?!
    Tay-Tay @centaursisgay
    No fr he CANNOT fight us all
    Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official
    Yes I can, who said I can’t tf

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Socmed au

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    The coming out but make it chaotic

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    Royal Family ✓ @RoyalFamily 28/10/24
    The Princess of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince Henry to Mr. Alex Claremont-Diaz.

    The royal wedding - from Twitter's POV.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Red, White & Royal Wedding