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Good Luck, Angel! by Baeruto
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jun 2024
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Only Azira carries the burden of her truth. Only she has the ability to dig into the dusted vault inside of her mind and pull out memories best left untouched. Despite that, she digs them out anyway. Not often – never often – but consistently enough that they may never be forgotten.
Ribbons of scarlet curled hair between her pale fingers, the image flashes behind her eyelids, Azira remembers.
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After seven years of unhappy marriage, Azira finds herself in a cottage by the seaside with an achingly familiar face for a neighbor. Will she finally allow herself to feel the emotions she worked so diligently to keep locked inside?
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To Be or Not To Be (Human) by Baeruto
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2024
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“Tickety-boo, then. I hope you both know this outcome was inevitable, of course. You both would’ve agreed to life as aardvarks if it meant being together.”
“Did God just say tickety-boo?” Crowley grimaced, unsure if his hearing had already worsened to human standards.
“I’m much more concerned by her remark about aardvarks.”
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Years following the failed apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley are given an ultimatum. To remain immortal ethereal beings - but forever be erased from each other's existence - or become mortal and live in peace.
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- Part 1 of To The World
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Magnificently Cursed by Baeruto
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Mar 2024
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“Oh, fiend? I like that – yeah, suits me quite nicely.”
“It is not a compliment.”
The pressure of a steady hand, long and slim, materializes against his cheek and Aziraphale just barely holds himself back from flinching. Bright eyes bore into him, “I do think we will get along well, angel.”
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Or, Aziraphale discovers that his dreams are more than just dreams, and his loneliness bridges a gap between worlds.
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Naruto thinks drinking coffee is a form of self-imposed torture. The scalding drink has no flavor. It does terrible things to his bowels. Its only redeeming quality seems to be providing warmth and energy. That and giving the hopeless blond an excuse to pathetically gaze at a certain obsidian-eyed barista with a mean streak.
Maybe someday he'll gather up the courage to ask the guy out. For now, he'll endure the unpleasant drink a while longer.
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The trio sit in silence together for what seems like the very first time all night. Not a moment of peace but now, legs spread across dry grass, and knees bumping playfully. Alluka notices Gon using his feet to gently poke the flowers, and giggles, “We should all make a wish now, while the stars and lanterns are out together.”
“A wish?” Gon questions curiously, his flower poking paused momentarily.
“Yeah, Alluka and I always make a wish when we camp outside, even if there aren’t any shooting stars,” Killua explains a bit awkwardly, his cheeks tinted pink.
(or... the found family summer festival fanfic nobody asked for except me!)
Recent series
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To The World by Baeruto
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 May 2024
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Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
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Bookmarked by Baeruto
05 Feb 2026
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Between Two Centers of Attention by mostlyeffable (Quint_Essentially)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jan 2025
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Drs A. Z. Fell and A. J. Crowley have known each other since they were eighteen years old and have spent most of their time since trying to sabotage each other's degrees, research opportunities, and professional reputations.
Aziraphale Zariah Fell firmly believes that she is the better woman of the two of them and is trying very hard to behave accordingly. Anthonia J. Crowley does not believe that either of them is really any better than the other and would quite like her pompous, feathery colleague to just bloody admit that for once.
How will they cope when the powers that be start to tighten purse strings, behave mysteriously, and push them further and further into each other's lives?
OR: They really think they hate each other... right up until they really don't.
Bookmarked by Baeruto
02 Feb 2026
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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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20 Jan 2026
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End of the World? Put a Quest on It! by ZehWulf for robinwinged
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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"Why do you seem so displeased that I’ve broached the subject?” Aziraphale asked warily. “We may not get on, but I’m not suggesting we work together-together. Merely pursue our own lines of inquiry and meet up to exchange information. I think we’ll stand a better chance of finding something if we’re able to supplement any oral histories with archived ones.”
“Yeah, exactly,” Crowley said testily. “That all makes a fantastic amount of sense. I’m pissed because it was supposed to be me asking you to get off your prissy high horse for two seconds to lower yourself to work with me—for the sake of the world,” Crowley bitched.
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Two elf mages, both alike in relative lack of dignity, are forced to lay aside a decades-long bitter rivalry to go on a not-so-epic quest to find a book that will, supposedly, help to save the world (someday). A whole lot of tragi-comic arguing and D&D-flavored nonsense ensues.
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- English
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- 35,285
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Bookmarked by Baeruto
20 Jan 2026
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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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Bookmarked by Baeruto
18 Jan 2026