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Ranboo's hands started shaking when they went to open the dye container. They took a breath, letting it out slowly, then closed their eyes before dipping one gloved hand in the dye and running it through their hair. And that was that! They couldn't turn back now!
They opened their eyes so they could see better to get the dye done properly-
And froze. Because there was now a pink streak running through their hair.
Or: when Ranboo went off to college, they took what they thought was their black hair dye with them. However, their foster brother, Techno (who happens to be more than a little terrifying, and also seems to make a point of ignoring them at all costs) dyes his hair pink, and the dyes got switched. Clearly, this can only end well
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- Part 1 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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1nn1t: literally all you need to be a pirate is like. a computer
TechnoBlade: What do computers have to do with being a pirate??
Or: Tommy is an online pirate, Techno is an actual pirate. Mild misunderstandings ensue
(formatted like a reddit post/dms !)Series
- Part 4 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Before you say anything, I'm sorry for callin', and you were right.
Or: Techno is a member of the Syndicate, and Phil cut contact with him years ago because of that. When things go wrong, Techno calls the only person he can think of
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- Part 3 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Point was, they'd been looking forward to hanging out with their friends all week, and two hours was nowhere near enough time spent to justify the effort they'd all put into planning the outing.
So when Ranboo started getting overwhelmed, well- they didn't really need to mention it, did they?
Or: Ranboo gets overstimulated and tries to mask it. It only works for a little while
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- Part 7 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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"The video turned dizzyingly head over heels and there was a sharp curse, followed by a string of unintelligible words as a hand covered the screen. Philza's first assumption was that Tommy had dropped his communicator, but then he caught a snippet of the words.
"-behind you-""
Or: In which space pirate Phil finds a human on his ship. This is a problem for multiple reasons, not least of which is the fact that they don't speak the same language
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- Part 2 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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Communication is key.
That was the one rule Phil had for his little team of thieves. Communicate. They were a team, and they had to act like it, which meant petty squabbles and annoyances were resolved before they started a heist. That was the best way to stay safe, and to be sure everyone was on the same page.
Or: an ordinary heist goes wrong because some people (*cough* Techno *cough*) don't communicate. A simple injury can turn into a big thing if no one knows it's there :)
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- Part 8 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Techno was holding the door to the outside open, giving him a look, as though to emphasize that Tommy could leave any time he wanted. Tommy, of course, elected to ignore this, and simply turned to dart further into the room. He'd heard the warm crackle of a fireplace over in the corner. And honestly, he deserved a nap after all the stress he'd just gone through.
Behind him, the door closed gently, cutting off the rush of the gathering storm outside. "Alright then," Techno said, almost to himself. "Guess I have a cat now."
Or: canon-adjacent au; cat shifter!Tommy managed to avoid exile by the fact that no one knows he can turn into a cat. However, he ended up at Techno's cabin on accident, and doesn't really know how to deal with this
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- Part 5 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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It was an otherwise ordinary Saturday morning. Techno was sitting at their desk, catching up on schoolwork. At least, that's what they hoped it looked like- if they were doing schoolwork, their parents wouldn't try to start a family activity, and they were really not up for another of those. It had already been a pretty long week, and they'd been looking forward to having a few hours of free time to play some video games.
Of course, that was when they noticed the sound of footsteps outside their door.
Or: trans!Techno didn't expect to be outed by the name on a package, but here they are. some anxiety occurs but things do end well
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- Part 2 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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"You alright, kid?"
Technoblade's voice cut through his thoughts, and he looked up to see both of them giving him a worried look. "What year is it?" He asked, unable to get his voice to go much higher than a whisper.
Or: Tommy was supposed to wake up from cryonics after five years. That didn't quite happen, and now he has no idea where he is, or what year it is, or who these people are
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- Part 9 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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If the outside had been pretty much like he'd remembered, stepping into the house felt like stepping back in time. It was every single day of his childhood, walking into the house after a long day of wandering the fields to the smell of fresh bread and dinner cooking on the stove, and suddenly he was torn between wishing he really could go back to that time and wanting to run as fast as he could in the other direction.
Or: after five years, Techno comes back to his old home to warn them about approaching disaster. Tommy's just happy his brother's back
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- Part 6 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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After about an hour of waiting, there was finally the sound of footsteps. Bad and Skeppy went quiet, and Tommy's muted cursing stopped. Techno risked another glance out of the alley, and-
Dangit.
"Oh, hey mate!" Phil said upon seeing him, giving a friendly smile. "How's it going?"
Or: vampire hunter au, where Techno lives a totally normal life as a normal human with normal friends who are most certainly Not vampires
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Tommy's the one to notice the tourist first. There's a park across the street; it's got a few food carts and a place where people like to get drinks, as well as a small armada of tables for open-air dining. It's popular in general, but especially as a tourist destination, and they've pulled off a few little cons there before.
Techno looks where Tommy's focusing on, and oh, there's a perfect target.
Or: great pretender if it were found family
(aka, techno tries to scam the wrong person and gets adopted against his will)Series
- Part 7 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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Without really expecting anything to come of it, Techno raised his gun again and fired. The Angel didn't seem to move - didn't even flinch - as the bullet passed harmlessly just inches away. Which- okay, maybe he wasn't that good an aim, but he didn't normally have to be.
"You've really gotta work on that."
Or: Techno is the Blood God's executioner. the Angel of Death shows up and makes things a lot more complicated
Series
- Part 6 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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all the reasons we're wanted by the government by Azurys for UrsidAlien
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Aug 2025
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COOLEST VIGILANTE
Back on track though
What are we doing today!!tubbox
crimeOr: what it might look like if superhero!emduo and vigilante!benchtrio had a discord groupchat
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- Part 5 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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Techno had made the decision to go to the next city over, in case the town guard was still on the lookout for adventurers. Halfway Hollow seemed like exactly the sort of forgettable place to hole up for a while and pretend there weren't any warrants out for the arrest of one Techno Blade.
The other good news about this place was the tavern. With any luck, he'd be able to find a new adventuring party there.
Or: D&D-inspired AU in which a party forms in a tavern. Techno's somehow the leader, through no choice of his own, and is honestly confused as to how all this happened so fast
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- Part 4 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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"Have you committed any crimes before?"
"I mean, probably."
Blade looked up from the clipboard at that, raising an eyebrow, and Tommy immediately remembered that a) this was a job interview, and b) he was literally at the heroes' base at that exact moment, so admitting to criminal activity - even in jest - probably wasn't the best idea.
Or: vigilante!Tommy is trying to get a job as a hero trainee. He has not consulted with anyone about this, and also has no idea how job interviews work
Series
- Part 3 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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I know it's hard to let it go (it's even harder if you don't) by Azurys for Psyphros
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Aug 2025
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"Probably should've put these in order before I started recording… oh! There we are. Introductory shit." [He clears his throat.] "My name's Phil Minecraft, and I'm making a series of video journals. It's about a week before my thirtieth birthday, and that's like a turning point of sorts, y'know? So I figured I'd put together a little something to look back on.
"I wasn't completely sure how to set this thing up, but I figured I could just… tell stories. Figure it out as I go. It's not like my life is special or exciting or anything - hell, I sell insurance for a living, that's like- the opposite of exciting.
"Not like anyone's seeing this, though, so it doesn't really matter if it's interesting."
Or: the Truman Show with Phil as the main character, in which he makes a series of video diaries before his thirtieth birthday
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- Part 2 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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There were footsteps on the stairs to the kitchen. Tommy looked up to see Techno standing in the doorway, looking… distant. He wasn't wearing his hero outfit, which was good. They probably wouldn't be going to work on the cleanup immediately. It might actually be a calm day for once!
"What day is it?"
Or: Techno starts acting strange the day after a big fight. Tommy isn't quite sure why
(in which Techno has timeloop powers and is trying to pretend everything's fine)Series
- Part 1 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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"Phil?"
"Shit-" Phil cursed, spinning quickly and immediately giving Techno an innocent look. "Welcome back, mate! How's it going?"
"... is that blood?"
Or: Phil chose chaos and Techno's worried for him (I promise it's not angst)
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"Some sort of intercom system crackled to life, and everyone in the train car looked towards the ceiling, where the sound appeared to be coming from. "Hello, hello! Looks like we got everyone now, so let me be the first to say: welcome to the Train Car of Destiny!""
Or: D&D adventure, except all the characters are characters from different genres. And most of them are ignoring the plot out of spite