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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
Bookmarked by Awkwardly_Human
10 Feb 2026
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in this essay i will (survive attempted murder by the universe) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has three problems: 1) he’s an NHL superstar 2) he’s hopelessly in love with his supposed rival, and 3) apparently writing fanfiction about it has cursed him with biblically proportionate bad luck.
Between engine failures, fractured ankles, choking incidents, apartment floods, broken noses, fire alarms, and getting stuck in elevators, a reasonable person would stop writing.
Ilya Rozanov is not a reasonable person.
(A documentary of one man’s war against the AO3 author’s curse.)
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21 Jan 2026
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Dialing You (Sorry, Darling You) by hollano_ov
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Shane works in IT.
Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.
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- 1/1
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28 Dec 2025
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And then Shane hammered it home, “This isn’t real.”
He was going to leave. He came here so that he could leave. So that he could end whatever the fuck this was between them in person so he could feel good about it. Because Shane wasn’t an asshole – no, that was Ilya’s job.
Fuck that.
If Shane was going to leave anyway, then Ilya might as well put it all on the table, “It is to me.”
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OR: Shane tries to run away after they say each other's names for the first time. Ilya chases after him and makes them talk it out.Series
- Part 5 of Episode Aftercare
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17 Dec 2025
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The Ilya Rozanov Exposé by nineteenohtwo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Dec 2025
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Perez Hilton ✅ @PerezHilton
Viral: Married "gay" hockey star Ilya Rozanov caught IN PUBLIC sexting mystery woman. WITH RECEIPTS!
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- Part 3 of Hit Post
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- English
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- 1,888
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11 Dec 2025
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Downloading Package: Happy Ending by scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2024
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Shen Yuan thinks he’s doing a great job as Luo Binghe’s System. It wasn’t what he expected to be doing with his afterlife. But how could he pass up the chance to help Luo Binghe get a happily ever after?
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26 Aug 2025
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Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
(Originally posted on LJ/FFn in 2010. Reposted on AO3 for access.)
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- Part 1 of The Movement of the Earth
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13 Jul 2025
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Romance novelist Louis DuLac is heartbroken and needs an escape. Which is why he abruptly decides to swap houses with a young, up-and-coming actress named Claudia Lioncourt for the holiday season. What he does not expect is to run into Claudia’s father, who might be exactly what Louis has been looking for his whole life.
An AU of The Holiday.
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12 Jul 2025
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a thousand years is a long time to be idle by PandaFlower
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Feb 2021
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“Here,” Liu Qingge announced curtly while shoving the pot onto the table. “Sorry it took so long; I married the first flower and had to find a second one.”
“That’s quite alright, Liu-shidi, these things rarely go— I beg your pardon?!” Yue Qingyuan choked halfway through his polite assurance, falling back into his chair wide eyed in disbelief.
He wasn’t the only one.
In which Liu Qingge marries a lil flower spirit Shen Yuan.
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- Part 1 of Spirit Shen Yuan Fics
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27 May 2025
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don't call me baby unless you mean it by elizabeth_darcy
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
17 Dec 2022
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“You’re going to give me at least 30 minutes minimum access to the hotel room alone so I can find some random yahoo here and have some well-deserved sex tonight,” Lizzy demanded.
Darcy already knows he will regret this:
“What about me?”
“What ABOUT you?” Lizzy rolled her eyes.
“I mean,” Darcy continued, hoping his voice sounded even— the one in his head certainly did not, “what if you had sex with me tonight?”- Language:
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30 Apr 2025
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Rey discovers her husband has been having an affair with a colleague.
Ben's wife abruptly leaves him after telling him she's in love with someone else.
An unusual relationship develops as two strangers try to figure out how to put back the pieces of their broken hearts and lives.
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22 Feb 2025
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our particular devil by SecretReyloTrash (BadOldWest)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Nov 2020
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She was a young woman mourning in an unfamiliar house.
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15 Feb 2025
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Conscience and Unconciousness by pontmercy44
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
16 Jun 2017
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“Who are you?” The man carrying the newspaper asked her, scrunching up his brow. He looked her up and down, completely befuddled. One by one, the other man, the doctor, and the stormy woman turned to look at her. They wore almost identical expressions of confusion. Rey blinked, speechlessly. The appropriate answer was "a waitress", or "a stranger," or even "a crazy, perpetually single woman who’s been hopelessly, inexplicably in love with your comatose son for weeks."
Behind her, the nurse huffed, cocking her hip. As if it was obvious, she said, “She’s his fiancée.”
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Bookmarked by Awkwardly_Human
15 Feb 2025
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I'm the Spy by andabatae for thewayofthetrashcompactor (BriarLily)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Feb 2020
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Spy Rey is sent on a mission to figure out if Kylo Ren, tech mogul, is involved in leaking election secrets to a foreign government. She plans to seduce the information out of him.
Too bad he seems completely oblivious to her advances.
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- 1/1
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14 Feb 2025
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Employee Engagement by Celia_and for katieitsmee
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Mar 2020
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The HR survey that Rey takes actually seems more like a list of first date questions.
Ben Solo works in HR.
Coincidence? ...Maybe.
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14 Feb 2025
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Run For Cover by GooseRot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2024
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In order to be rid of an overly relentless stalker, Shen Yuan makes the questionable and admittedly rather desperate decision to seek help from a demon.
The demon he ultimately summons, however, is a bit…different than he imagined.
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- 7/7
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26 Sep 2024
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Tongfang by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2021
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Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.
Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.
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Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.
[Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]
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19 Sep 2024
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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Bookmarked by Awkwardly_Human
03 Sep 2024
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Every nine years, a sacrifice is sent to the Labyrinth.
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29 Aug 2024
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do not stand at my grave by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Oct 2021
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“People do not stay here," Mobei Jun said.
“Because of you?”
“Because of me.”
Shang Qinghua began to feel breathless. “Oh, you’re the reason I would stay.”
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Mobei Jun is a ghost. Shang Qinghua loves him anyway.
Bookmarked by Awkwardly_Human
17 Jul 2024