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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Feb 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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- English
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- 44,876
- Chapters:
- 9/?
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- 7,093
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22 Feb 2026
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Mike and Will have been living together for a few months and for the most part it's been wonderful. However, Mike can't help but notice things about his new roommate, namely how much he likes to have things in his mouth.
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- English
- Words:
- 11,116
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 125
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21 Feb 2026
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Ron Weasley and the Side-Character Syndrome by LeSaucissonDesTenebres
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2025
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Side character syndrome: term used to describe a mindset where a person views themselves as being on the outskirts of their own life story, seeing their experiences and feelings as less significant than those of others. They often may create situations to draw attention from themselves and unto their chosen Main Character, whom they ensure is the focal point in social settings.
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An adult Potterhead gets reincarnated as Ron Weasley and decides to live life to the fullest.
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- Part 1 of The Side-Character Syndrome
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 533,933
- Chapters:
- 116/116
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- 11
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- 2,089
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16 Feb 2026
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“Harrington?” Eddie squeaks, “What— I thought— What the fuck? You’re not—you’re not Tommy.”
Steve stares at him.
“And you’re not the girl I was supposed to meet in here!” he points out, sounding just as helpless as he feels. This is Eddie. Not some girl, it's Eddie fucking Munson.or, Steve and Eddie get tricked into having sex with each other in a dark broom closet, but it's kind of the best thing that's ever happened to them.
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14 Jan 2026
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06 Jan 2026
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Harry is dealing with his breakup very graciously, thank you very much. No, he isn't eating ice-cream alone while watching sad rom-coms, Hermione! So when his ex invites him to his wedding, he answers with all the elegance and poise of his station. That is: by chosing to crash the wedding, and invite as his plus-one the only person his ex hates more than him - the Dark Lord Voldemort. What could go wrong, am I right?
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- Part 1 of The Chaos Theory
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- English
- Words:
- 24,231
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
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- 93
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- 1,447
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22 Dec 2025
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Fight the Break of Dawn by Fennalyn
Fandoms: Loki (Marvel Comics), Loki (TV 2021), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jan 2026
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Alexandra is of our world, until an airplane crash jolts her into the moments just after the Chitauri attack on New York. Now, she must deal with the suspicions of the Avengers, her absolute lack of identity, and a certain pissed-off demigod who just might want her dead.
Canon divergence post-Avengers.
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22 Nov 2025
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tell me why your hands are cold by marsike
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Dec 2025
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After the spell that erased him from everyone’s memory, Peter Parker wakes up to rain, rot, and rats the size of housecats. This isn’t Queens. This isn’t New York. This is Gotham—a city from the comic books that feels like it was designed to chew people up and spit out what’s left.
With no Karen, no Avengers, no May, and no way home, Peter scrambles to survive in a city where even the shadows have teeth. As Peter tries to keep his head down, find a way to survive, and dodge a family of vigilantes who really don’t like metas (or so he thinks), he discovers Gotham isn’t all monsters and maniacs. Some of them wear masks. Some of them might even understand what it means to be young and carrying way too much.
Or: Spider-Man gets dropped in Gotham, grief in his chest, quips on his tongue, and finds a new kind of family—whether he’s ready for it or not.
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- English
- Words:
- 64,081
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Comments:
- 660
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- 3,569
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09 Nov 2025
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Statement Pieces and Golden Opportunities by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
04 Jul 2025
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Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.
Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.
Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.
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A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War
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- English
- Words:
- 32,887
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Collections:
- 51
- Comments:
- 2,058
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28 Oct 2025
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1987 went to shit. Vecna brought on what may well be the apocalypse, and Steve fought it to the end. Literally.
Death was supposed to be a one-way street. But knowing a girl with super powers had a tendency to change the game. So when Steve opens his eyes to a beer-soaked bathroom on Halloween in 1984, Nancy calling him 'bullshit' all over again, the universe might forgive Steve for thinking he was either a) in Hell or b) going cracked. But Steve didn't have time to freakout. Not when El finds him and asks that he help her change the events of the future. Not when he's the only other person she managed to drag with her for chance number two.
OR: A time travel fix-it, where 1987 Steve is dropped back into his 1984 self. And now he has to deal with that plus the impending apocalypse on the horizon. But he'll be fine, right? Because, as El informs whoever asks, Steve's 'The Babysitter'. So he gets to work. He can cry later, when he's done.
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- English
- Words:
- 103,126
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 401
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23 Oct 2025
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The Curse of the Manga Protagonist by All_five_pieces_of_Exodia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Dec 2022
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"Mom? Do you know what's up with my roooooooooooo…"
He stared at his mother and couldn't form words. She turned to him in confusion and that face definitely belonged to her, but-
"You have green hair!" Izuku shouted, perhaps a little louder than the situation called for.
His mother frowned. "Izuku, why are you still in your pajamas?"
She's not even questioning it?! She has green hair! GREEN HAIR!
"Why do you have green hair?" He asked incredulously, feeling like he'd stepped into an alternate dimension. Did she dye it? That didn't seem like something his mom would do…
His mother gave him an unimpressed look- and wasn't that familiar? "You're going to be late." She said flatly.
Izuku opened his mouth. Then closed it. He opened it again. Then closed it again. He opened it-
"Who's that man on my walls?"Question: What was Izuku going to do when he found himself in a manga?
Answer: Fuck it up. Probably.- Language:
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- 66,880
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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- 21
- Comments:
- 872
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- 5,124
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08 Oct 2025
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Where The Sun Cannot Follow by Lysandros_s
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
20 Nov 2025
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Isabella Swan definitely didn't expect to run into a vampire while out clubbing. She certainly didn't expect him to be such a good dancer, and she absolutely did not expect him to agree to go home with her.
What happens when an older, darker, and more cynical Isabella Swan, hardened by betrayals, encounters Aro, the powerful leader of the Volturi, late one night?
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30 Sep 2025
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“You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t believe you, Harrington. Straight boys don’t get off thinking about dick. That’s an indisputable fact of the universe, and a key point in my own personal doctrine.”
And maybe Steve should laugh, shrug, call it a night. He should do that, re-examine all of this when he’s sober.
He doesn’t. Instead, he says, “Try me.”
Eddie lifts himself up on an elbow, turning to his side so that he’s looming over Steve when he says, “Just to confirm…”
Steve nods encouragingly, bolstered by the absence of a dismissive laugh, an awkward change of topic.
“You’re saying that you want me,” Eddie continues, eyes darting between Steve’s, “to talk about fucking a dude. To see if you get hard.”
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Or; Steve’s pretty sure he could get hard while thinking about gay sex, even though he’s straight. Eddie’s just along for the ride.
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- English
- Words:
- 12,256
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
- Comments:
- 208
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- 1,837
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09 Sep 2025
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Jack was a normal, albeit self-important, young businessman. Up until he wasn't.
Problem A: He woke up in the body of the unfathomably handsome teenage boy residing in T.M. Riddle's diary.
Problem B: This apparently meant that he was somehow transported into the world of Harry Potter, a property of which he hardly knew anything about.
Light at the End of the Tunnel A: He managed to attain a physical body.
Problem C: Everyone and their mother was of the belief that he was Voldemort's son, and therefore destined to kill them all. Harry Potter himself seemed unshakably sure of the notion that Jack was out to kill him.
Problem—well, maybe he ought to leave some of the alphabet for everybody else.
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- English
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- 52,819
- Chapters:
- 14/?
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- 1,568
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- 4,784
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- 1,725
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04 Sep 2025
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When Barry and Len discover that they’ve accidentally become neighbors, they learn to navigate their new living situation amongst misunderstandings and a surprising amount of common ground.
AKA the fun-as-it-comes Neighbors!AU which turns into a Pretend Relationship!AU filled with tropes, hijinks, and some vague notion of a plot.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 178,182
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Comments:
- 1,849
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- 6,959
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27 Aug 2025
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“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
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- English
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- 83,979
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 24
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- 2,880
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- 40,894
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15 Aug 2025
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Harry would really rather sleep. The waking world involves a woman's scream as nightmare monsters try to take his soul, the fire of venom through his veins, and the feel of ashes on his fingertips. He's tired of his peers' scorn, of his teachers' indifference (or literal homicidal rages).
The defense teacher is a cause for concern, he's found. (Yes, Hermione, he did listen to the "correlation does not equal causation” lecture. Really! He's just-being cautious, that's all!)
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01 Aug 2025
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Hermione was not amused. Not. At. All. They had defeated Lord Voldemort after years of struggle. Witnessed the end. She had thought, with relief and without an ounce of charity, that she never had to deal with that pretentious, presumptuous, melodramatic, homicidal son of a bitch ever again. Apparently the castle had other ideas.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,470
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 488
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- 2,632
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- 58,691
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16 Jun 2025
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Harry had always disliked the titles that were thrust upon him. First he was a freak, then he became the-boy-who-lived, and before he knew it he had been a liar, a traitor and the undesirable number one.
The point was, his names were numerous and they were all a pain in his ass. His newest one was no better, of course. Even in his wildest dreams he wouldn’t imagine Voldemort calling him his soulmate.
English is not my first language.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,406
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 629
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- 2,209
- Bookmarks:
- 534
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- 57,218
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07 Jun 2025
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you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by Amuria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2025
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Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.
(Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 137,215
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 980
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- 4,562
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- 1,425
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- 105,771
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21 May 2025