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    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    “You are so pretty, Hollander. Your freckles err— take my breath.”

    Shane glares. “Rozanov, you can’t say that here,” he says through gritted teeth. “They can hear us.”

    “Who gives a fuck?” He declares with a careless shrug. “Whole world knows we are lovers, so what?”

    The world most definitely does not need to know that he’s on Ilya’s extensive fuck buddies roster.

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    According to Ilya, Shane is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. If you ask Shane, he’ll tell you they are just fuck buddies.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    College AU where Ilya tries to make Shane, the only guy on campus who doesn't care about him or hockey, fall for him.

    Inspired by my favorite tag 'Shane Hollander walks Ilya Rozanov like a dog', and also the Larry fic 'Soft hands, Fast feet, Can't loose'

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    24 Feb 2026

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    “Ilya. That was his name. Ilya. Ilya, who always ordered his ice cold monstrosity of a vanilla latte with 8 pumps of vanilla syrup and whole milk. Ilya, a dog walker by profession and the most irritating person on planet earth by trade. Shane had never met anyone so absolutely infuriating before. It made him feel exhausted before 9:30 am, which, as someone who also had to go work his shifts at The Kingfisher right after working at the coffee shop every Thursday and Saturday, was really unfortunate.”

     

    Harvard Law student Ilya Rozanov loves nothing more than annoying barista and Biology grad student Shane Hollander. When their paths cross at Shane’s second job as a bartender, Shane makes some interesting realizations about how he feels towards his nemesis. They say the line between love and hate is quite thin. For Shane and Ilya, it might not even exist at all.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    zuko nation @yaoionice

    tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others

    oh captain my captain @jimothykirk

    Replying to @yaoionice

    RIGHT like i think love might be real

    dani @danisqueerbar

    Replying to @jimothykirk

    we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms)

     

    Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.

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    23 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 59

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    “Look at you, in my jersey. Are you proud of me? All the goals I make for our stupid fucking school, but you don’t come to one game.”

    Shane whined at the accusation, flustered at the insinuation Ilya noticed. He knew the day he attended he would be found out immediately, instead choosing to play it safe and watch every game live from his phone while under his covers.

    But Rozanov didn’t need to know that.

    Or, the one where they were frat rivals.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “I want one,” he blurts before he can stop himself.

    Ilya blinks. “A baby?”

    Shane’s face burns. He can feel it creeping up his neck, warming his cheeks, hot and humiliating. He has been scrambling for a way out, not realising he was only digging himself even deeper. There is no way he can laugh this off anymore, he knows. Not a single chance of escape, but because his body betrays him—his hand drifts down, fingertips brushing over his stomach as if the mere thought alone could make sense if Ilya could see where he would go. “Yeah,” he whispers. “In here.”

    Where there is a will, there is a way. Or so they say.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. “Yes? You are selling bibles?”
    “You fucked my girlfriend.” It tears out of him.
    “Ah,” Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, “yes. I did.”

     

    based on a tweet

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “I see,” Rozanov says finally, straightening just a little.

    “You came to give me ethics lesson.”

    Shane scoffs, “ I came here to, uh—“ he falters, hands gesturing uselessly.

    “To set things straight.” Yeah, that works.

    “To set things straight,” Rozanov repeats, slow and measured. His mouth curves into a wicked grin. “Yes I can help”

    Shane loses count of how many times he’s frowned that day.

    “What do you mean ‘you can help’?”

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    Shane confronts the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. It takes an unexpected turn.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “You are very sensitive.” Ilya settles on, eyes brightened in the evening light. Smoke seems to pour out of his skin.

    Shane grits his teeth, trying to keep himself from shaking too violently. “What? For a Canadian? It’s, like, forty degrees out here, and I was just playing, and I’m sweaty—”

    “No. You are very sensitive in the, ah, the other way. You did not punch me.” He grins. “I thought you would after mediocre.”

    a different, mildly supernatural take on the hollanov meeting. and just about everything else

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    where ilya rozanov takes one look at shane hollander on zoom, and loses all of his sense of self-preservation

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    01 Feb 2026

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    “Don’t–” Ilya starts, already reaching, already cupping Shane’s face between both hands, thumbs warm and tender against his cheekbones like they’ve always belonged there.

    Shane’s eyes are big and gorgeous and genuinely curious. “Don’t what?”

    Don’t make me look like a lovesick idiot. Don’t make my heart trip over itself for a way out of my chest and into yours. Don’t say it like that—so fucking sincere—like you don’t know how devastating it is for me.

    “Don’t butcher my language,” he says instead and kisses Shane’s smile hard, like reflex, like gravity, like there was never going to be another option.

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    Shane sets out to learn Russian. Ilya discovers he's incapable of keeping his composure.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Ilya thinks he’s being a good friend to Troy when he gets Troy to confess his crush to him. But when the crush turns out to be Shane, HIS Shane, he does the most stupid thing he could possibly do. He gives Troy Shane’s number.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Through the haze of his fear, Ilya tried desperately to remember the last time he had kissed Shane. The last time he had said I love you to him. He let himself live in the memory as a tear slid down his face.

    Ilya didn’t even have a photo of Shane that he could look at because they always delete them. For a brief moment, he thought about googling Shane just to look at him one last time.

    Then, just as quickly as their descent had started, the plane leveled out. Distantly, Ilya heard an announcement echoing throughout the cabin. He could barely translate it through the panic, catching words like “engine,” “emergency landing,” and “brace for a rough impact.”

    Or: What if the plane incident in The Long Game was more serious and Ilya got hurt?

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    31 Jan 2026

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