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When Leo arrived at his stasis, he was proven right. It being found was no accident, and his paranoia was more than justified. The void trap could only be the work of Spoke.
But when Leo finally realized what the other pearl meant, he laughed. Oh, Spoke had made things too easy. All Leo had to do was make a few adjustments to the void trap, and Spoke's life would be in his hands.
There was so much he'd be able to do with Spoke gone. He could build up his team, bring it back to how BAT was in the glory days. He and his teammates-
He didn't have any teammates anymore.
What was even waiting for him after Spoke's death?
What did he even have left to live for?
He knew he had to kill Spoke. He refused to die until Spoke was dead. But was there even any point of living, after that?---
Leo checks his stasis and finds the void trap Spoke planned to drop him into, with Spoke's pearl next to his own. He knows he needs Spoke dead, but there's nothing left for him after that. He sets a trap to kill them both.
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The Thirst Games by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
04 Feb 2026
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"I have a proposal: we have a final, symbolic Hunger Games. We will host the new Hunger Games with randomly selected Capitol adults." Coin said.
"Well, if we do end up doing this, we should have a new name." Peeta said.
"Great idea, Peeta." Haymitch said. "What's the opposite of Hunger? Thirst! We can call it the Thirst Games."
Johanna laughed. "If we're going with that name, we should make all the tributes sexy. So people thirst after them."- Language:
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"You said you wanted to hear the story of how I became a surgeon?" Minute asked.
Egg nodded.
"Okay." Minute said. "It all began when I was a diamond player in the Mafia."
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"Minute, I have a… slightly unusual mission for you." Ash said. Minute nodded, wondering what the mission could be.
"I want you to cut off ClownPierce's balls."
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ClownPierce agreed to let his balls be cut off, to strengthen the Mafia. But out of all the people in the Mafia, Minute is the only one with enough medical experience to do it safely.
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Based on the scene in "I Infiltrated the Minecraft Mafia" where Ash has Clown's balls in a chestSeries
- Part 3 of Minecraft's Deadliest Balls
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The Primrose Games by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
30 Jan 2026
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After Primrose dies, Katniss finds herself in the square again. And again. And again. Every loop is a chance to save Prim. But no matter what she does, Prim dies and Katniss is stuck in the loop. Katniss starts to wonder: is it possible to save her sister? And will the loop ever end?
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There is little difference between an insane man and a hungry man by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
27 Jan 2026
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"You see, Eggchan, I took the balls of the deadliest player. I took ClownPierce's balls, and one of them ended up on your plate." Ash explained.
"Oh." Egg said, finally understanding. "Why would you take his balls?"
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Egg has been imprisoned by the Mafia for weeks, and he is so, so hungry. When offered a delicious meal, he can't resist it... but how will he react when he discoveres that he ate one of ClownPierce's balls?
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Based on the scene in "I Infiltrated the Minecraft Mafia" where Ashswag has ClownPierce's balls in a chest
Sequel to my other fic "I gave up my balls for the mafia"Series
- Part 2 of Minecraft's Deadliest Balls
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The Cherry Petals of Feeling Unloved by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
07 Jan 2026
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"The disease is made worse when someone is alone, or when the people around them don't show any care for them. But if there are people who love them and care for them, it can be kept at bay." Wifies explains.
"That doesn't make any sense." Parrot mutters. Wifies is cruel and keeps him in this prison, but Parrot knows that Wifies loves him. So then why does Parrot have hanahaki?
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Hanahaki isn't caused by not being loved. It's caused by not feeling loved.
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Eggchan and the Invis Mafia Family by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
06 Jan 2026
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In one world, Eggchan left the Mafia and later killed a diamond Mafia player, Cocomelon2
But in this world, Egg stays in the Mafia, and levels up through the ranks. When it's time for him to become a diamond player, he gets assigned to duel Cocomelon2, who is Ashswag's 8 year old son, to the death.
Who will win? Minecraft's Most Glazed Player, who is terrible at PVP, or the Invis Mafia Nepo Baby, who is also terrible at PVP
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Minute knows that diamond mafia players aren't supposed to cry, but he can't stop himself, not when Spoke is going to fight a diamond player and die. When another diamond player walks in on him, he expects them to report him to Ash, but instead, she offers him some words of comfort and encouragement.
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Business is going slowly at Labubu_'s lava shop. Luckily, Wemmbu and Eggchan show up to buy some lava. And if they're threatening a hostage... well, that's not Labubu's problem.
AKA I was wondering where Egg and Wemmbu got the lava to hang that hostage over a pit of lava
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How to pacify a ragebaiting bandit by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
12 Dec 2025
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Both Boosfer and Wemmbu are exhausted after returning from the nether void. And despite Wemmbu saying that taking a nap in FlameFrags's base is probably a bad idea, Boosfer doesn't care.
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Ashswag gets two-tapped by a piglin brute by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
09 Dec 2025
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Ashswag doesn't wear armor. He doesn't need to, with his ability to teleport away from any threat. After all, he's the most powerful player on the server, with hundreds of mafia players at his command.
But what if he got killed by a piglin brute?
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I gave up my balls for the mafia by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
08 Dec 2025
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"Almost everyone lost something to Invis Mafia." Parrot said. "I lost three friends. Flame gave up his identity and humanity."
"What makes you think I didn't give up anything for the Mafia?" Clown asked calmly.
"You were at the top. You were in control of everything. You didn't give anything up."
"I gave up my balls. He cut them off, and I let him."AKA in Spoke's "I Infiltrated The Minecraft Mafia" video, I took the scene where Ash has a sniffer egg in a chest called "Clown's balls", and I elaborated on it
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- Part 1 of Minecraft's Deadliest Balls
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Wemmbu thinks that being in Law's prison can't get any worse. But when he ends up being roommates with Boosfer, he realizes that it can get so, so much worse. How is Wemmbu going to handle being in prison with the most annoying person? And will the ragebait ever end?
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Disadvantages of being trapped in the end by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
02 Dec 2025
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Eggchan is happy being stuck in the end. But there's just one problem:
He can't do any scientific research
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The House Always Wins (Unless You Blow it Up) by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
01 Dec 2025
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ClownPierce has just opened up his new casino, and Parrot is insistent on going there. Theo tries to prevent Parrot from gambling away all their life savings, but isn't as successful as he'd like. Shenanigans ensue.
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Lute falls to hell with the goal of killing all the sinners, and making Charlie feel the same way she did after Adam's death. She successfully kills Vaggie, and now, both Charlie and Lute are left broken and grieving.
But Lute somehow manages to get into the Hazbin Hotel, and she starts to realize that she and Charlie aren't so different after all. And with how forgiving Charlie is, maybe they can be friends. Or even something more. -
Broken Friendship, Broken Friend by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
06 Nov 2025
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"You know what?" Jumper said. "You're starting to become like him."
"Who?" Parrot asked.
"Wifies."
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Parrot finally captures Wemmbu, and locks him away in the Paragon Prison. But will he realize that he's becoming like the person he despised the most before it is too late? -
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Boosfer and Wemmbu are caught by the cultists in the dimension below the nether bedrock, and they're locked in a box together. With nothing else to do, Boosfer entertains himself by being extremely annoying. Wemmbu is sick of it, resorting to violence and beating up Boosfer.
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Pierced Through the Heart but Never (Canonically) Killed by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Lifesteal SMP
17 Oct 2025
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ClownPierce joins the Dream SMP for a short vacation from Lifesteal. Chaos ensues.
However, DreamXD likes Clown a bit too much, and refuses to let him leave the Dream SMP.
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Saving the universe may be hard work, but anything is better than school by AugustAzalea
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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Ever since Reginald reset the timeline, Five has been forced to go to school. And it's terrible. But when he realizes that objects from other timelines are leaking into this one, he needs to find the source of it. And he knows where to look first: an LGBTQ youth support group that he lied to get in to.
Oh, and the Commission is trying to kill him.Aka, a season 4 fix-it that's starts by being focused on Five and branches out to involve the other siblings too, with lots of comedy and fun character interactions. My goal is to have it focus on each character and explore the unused potential of the season 4 world.