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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    21 Mar 2025

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    “Have you heard? His Highness Xie Lian, savior of the heavens, is running a food stand in Puqi Village!”

    Xie Lian puts up a stand to sell buns.
    The three realms have opinions about the sign.

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    17 May 2024

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    i love silly people

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    “What did I figure out?” he repeated, chuckling to himself. “Oh, Pearl, the question is what I didn’t figure out.” Scar rifled through his binder for his first piece of evidence, his hands jittering from an ungodly combination of caffeine and the excitement of finally having the answer to the question he’d been asking for so long.

    She rubbed her eyes again. “...Do you know what time it is?” she asked, her hoarse voice pitched up in disbelief.

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    There's something strange about Scar's new neighbors—armed with his non-existent detective license and about a dozen cups of coffee, Scar's going to crack the case!

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    12 Apr 2024

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    i cannot even begin to explain this, just know its good

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    “I just don’t understand why they removed the wisest teeth I have,” Merlin whines.

    “True, you were barely wise to begin with,” muses Arthur. “No, don’t cry, I didn’t mean it-”
     
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    Merlin gets his wisdom teeth removed. It's a difficult few days for everyone.

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    29 Dec 2023

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    wisdom teeth removal is so funny

    also uther wants crocs

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    Ryan had turned to answer him sarcastically as he talked but he froze when he did, flashlight pointed right in Shane's face. He squinted a bit against it, and flapped it out the way in annoyance, but Ryan stepped back from him slowly, flashlight unwavering, apparently having stopped breathing.

    "Shane," he said in a worryingly level tone of voice which he only used when he was close to having a panic attack but hiding it. "Your eyes."

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    28 Jul 2023

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    idk man it’s just cute