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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    A pulpy, silly, gory, and ultimately smutty novella in four parts.

    Fed up with Herbert's chafing attitude in the aftermath of a scientific setback, Dan moves out and temporarily severs ties with his lover. Absence makes the heart grow fonder—or just drives them both to extreme ends to cope with the split and get each other's attention.

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    28 Jun 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    That day had been pretty shitty for Daniel Cain.

    The kind where all he wanted to do was destress with a casual one night stand. He was reasonably grateful that it was just the normal kind of shitty instead of the "getting attacked by a zombie your mad scientist roommate reanimated" kind of shitty, but the fact that that differentiation even existed made him feel kind of worse.

    His life had really devolved.

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    23 Jun 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    When Herbert West accepted a position as a pathologist in an unremarkable Massachusetts hospital two years after escaping prison, he wasn't expecting Dan Cain to be the head surgeon there.

    But the supply of corpses is good, and if he doesn't want to see Dan again (which, for the record, he most certainly doesn't), he can just avoid him, right?

    Right.

    ((Set Post Beyond Re-Animator))

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    06 Jun 2024

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    Dan didn’t know how the man escaped from prison, much less how he ended up in his bedroom. But he did know one thing: Herbert West deserved the truth.

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    30 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Herbert catches Dan smoking a joint and decides to join him.

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    20 May 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sometimes they forget they don't have to be careful anymore.

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    08 Jan 2024

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    How the hell are you supposed to feed a guy who's never heard of McDonald's? (General domestic fluff. Post-Pilot.)

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    10 Sep 2023

  8. Public Bookmark 26

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    After a disastrous encounter with some hunters, Dracula and Renfield flee to Staten Island, where Dracula has heard many vampires lay in hiding. The most gullible of which, a vampire by the name of Nandor the Relentless has offered Dracula a place to stay while he recovers. Pre movie, somewhere in season 2-3 of wwdits.

    [abandoned]

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    08 Jun 2023

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    In which the clones are united in pursuit of a greater purpose: to see Obi-Wan Kenobi shirtless.

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    06 Apr 2023

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    Seven clones and a Jedi get dosed with truth serum and trapped in a confined space for 5 long hours

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    30 Mar 2023

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    Rex was used to the clusterkark that was his General, but he can honestly say he wasn’t expecting anything like this.

    In which the twins are born a little earlier, and Anakin has a little fun on what he thinks is his last day of being a Jedi Knight.

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    16 Mar 2023

  12. Public Bookmark 76

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    “Let’s try it.” He looked up at Obi-Wan, a maniacal smile slowly spreading on his face as the idea began to grow roots in his mind.

    Obi-Wan’s mouth opened and closed several times, the dim lamplight exaggerating his shock. He finally settled on an emphatic: “No!”

    “What else is there to do? We’re stuck here for at least two days.”

    “Why do we always have to be doing something?”

    “Come on, Obi-Wan! You know it’s harmless.”

    “Anakin! It’s a…” Obi-Wan lowered his voice, “drug!”

    “Barely! It’s not like it’s laced spice or anything!” Anakin crushed a green clump in between his thumb and forefinger. “Look at it!”

    Obi-Wan turned his head defiantly the other way. “I’ve seen it before.”

    “Well I’m going to try it.”

    Obi-Wan’s head shot back toward Anakin. “Have you lost your mind?”

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    After some unfortunate timing, Anakin and Obi-Wan become stuck in a drug smuggler's cave, surrounded by crates of Hutt Weed. With nothing else to do while they await rescue, Anakin pressures Obi-Wan into trying some. Things go just as you would expect.

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    05 Mar 2023

  13. Public Bookmark 93

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    The Mandalorians that took Din in as a child had assumed that he was human at first. He was not.

    Vampire Din and how that would effect things

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    08 Feb 2023

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    “Ever since I was a kid, I’d have this dream where somebody would find out what I could do. It starts off with lots of ice cream and balloons and ends in a small white room where little bits are cut out of me until there's nothing left to cut.” -- Ned, Pushing Daisies

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    05 Jan 2023

  15. Public Bookmark 13

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    Upon seeing the specter of her supposedly dead niece, Lily Charles calls in a psychic.

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    01 Oct 2022

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    Anakin Skywalker learns the children he adores have been keeping secrets, and that he needs to come to terms with the knowledge that they have lives beyond what he knows.

    Also, Padmé plans a dinner party. We're sure that will go well.

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    23 Aug 2022

  17. Public Bookmark 92

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    Din Djarin wakes up in a dimly lit room with stone walls. He's injured, helmetless, and imprisoned by a sorcerer on a planet far from the Outer Rim.

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    16 Jul 2022

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    After a heated argument with Leia, Han decided to stay with Luke for a while at the new Jedi academy. Little did Han know that he would be the second sentient being to gatecrash Luke’s first ever parent-teacher meeting, and that he would be revisiting his worst, recurring nightmare: Having dinner with Boba Fett.

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    14 Jul 2022

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    The door opens behind them and slams shut. Leia storms in, giving Luke a dark look.

    “Do you know how much work it’s going to take to find that guy?” she says. “You didn’t get a name, Luke, and even if you had, Mandalorians don’t have names. You can’t just go around asking after the Mandalorian.”

    “Grogu can tell me about him.” Sort of. He doesn’t get exact words from Grogu so much as feelings and impressions. Right now he gets the feeling of lightness from where he’s sleeping on Han and Leia’s couch, so it must be a good dream. “I know he’s a bounty hunter.”

    “Well, that’s just great.” Leia folds her arms. “We’ll just go around and knock on every bounty hunter’s door and say excuse me, have you seen a metal man? We don’t know how tall he is or anything else about him, but my brother here has described him effectively as ‘shiny’.”

     

    Luke didn't actually tell Din everything he needed to know when he found Grogu. Han works to remedy that.

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    13 Jul 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 43

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    “You’re right.” Luke pressed his forehead against Din’s, eyes fluttering closed. “I’m being ridiculous. I’m just . . .”
    “Nervous?”
    Luke nodded. He pursed his lips. “Would you . . . ever want to meet her?”
    Din paused, taking in Luke’s expression. His nose was scrunched up in concern, his brow knit like there were a thousand thoughts racing in his mind.
    “Of course I would,” Din answered honestly. “I’d love to meet your family.”

    Or, Din meets Luke’s family. What could go wrong?

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    13 Jul 2022

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