Alexharrier
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HI I AM PERSONALLY HERE TO KICK EVERYONE IN THE TEETH
But also me in front of my conspiracy board: we don't know how much time actually passes between episode 17 and 18, and while it's kind of assumed that Epsilon self destructs immediately, the fact that we know North says "this time" about Wash waking up and that Epsilon is pictured in sidewinder also suggests that it wasn't the first time. Also, I still think though that would be traumatic, it doesn't completely explain Wash's reaction that a boundary was crossed, when he refuses to work with any AI ever again. In this essay I will beat this poor man with a shovel and watch as he puts himself back together again. I don't necessarily consider this a rewrite so much as a filling the blanks on Wash's early emotional heel face turns in seasons 6-10.
Alpha Church: So, you’ve got kinda a lot of stuff going on in here. Wanna talk about it?
Wash: no.Will probably update weekly for a little while! I'm doing nano lol. after that, I mean, let's just enjoy the ride.
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Being an adult is, admittedly, harder than expected.
It’s just that, for this particular member in the cog of the great wheel, things aren’t going according to any kind of plan. See, he didn’t expect to be alive as an adult. Usually it’s pretty hard to be alive, once a person is already dead.
Also known as a post canon character study on auto-Responder/Lil' Hal. This originally started as a freewrite/exercise but we're in full novel mode now folks, buckle down for some character arcs n shit.
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There comes a certain amount of complication to life when the world descends into a zombie apocalypse, but you certainly didn't sign up for watching your best friend die. When Jake is bitten it changes the course of you and your friends mission for survival, now you have to do it with a zombie in tow. Bad situations get worse however while compensating for Jake's new disposition, and when you begin to learn the true caliber of the pandemic and it's consequences while balancing demands from your past, you begin to wonder what it is that you're hoping for.
(Super duper old and I consider the first three chapters (Written in 2012 mind you) to be garbage, but might one day be finished? there's an ending I had in mind I just haven't had the motivation to write for this for a while.)
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after the kiss things are not miraculously fixed, and Chuck and Sarah talk about what to do tomorrow.
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It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.
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A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Alexharrier
28 Nov 2021
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How have I not bookmarked this before
a travesty correctedBro strider reincarnate. This fic is my whole life and heart I love it so much
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The year is 2020 and only two Astronauts of Ares 22 and 23 volunteered to remain on Mars for the mission of a lifetime: Janitor duty. One hundred and eighty days of isolation with only each other for company… along with thousands of fans, over-protective Mission Control, and a “Roomba” with a hat.
Too bad they can’t stop driving each other insane.
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Your name is Auto-Responder.
You are 95% certain that you are the worst possible person to be placed in charge of a small child. Even if that child did start life as a guardian-ninja-bunny companion-bot.
Also your friends are assholes and the universe hates you.
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In which AR gets left behind, dumped into a dystopian universe of cast offs, and has to deal with a dangerous new world and a troublesome new body all alone.
Well. Not completely alone.
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- Part 1 of cyber!Bunny apocalypse 'verse
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“Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
“The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
“Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead” -
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AR makes an ill-advised purchase. Dave reluctantly learns about financial auspisticism. Karkat uses Kankri's powers for evil. Dirk dips a toe into the pitch.
A prank war leads to a "kismesis" leads to something else.
Bookmarked by Alexharrier
29 Jul 2019
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The unofficial official ship of Insert Name Here. God I cannot express in enough words how much the power of friendship and this fic mean to me [REDACTED] is a blessing to us all. (It Has (HE)ART)