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get up here and dance then, coward by Accidentallytechohazardous
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
21 Feb 2026
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Renji massaged his temples with his fingers, trying to lose himself in the teacher’s droning voice. In the smell of chalk and ink and floor polish. The sunlight coming through the windows. He didn’t steal Kira’s poem. He wasn’t a thief here. It was just a joke. A prank, if you like. Even if Kira never realized that the joke was on him.
He still had the poem in his desk drawer, back in their dorm room. He was unable to toss it in the wastebasket. It wasn’t his to throw away.
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Rukia furrowed her eyebrows before leaning over and laying a palm across Renji’s forehead. Her hand was shockingly cold, and sent a little shiver across Renji’s scalp. That probably wasn’t a great sign, was it?
“You sound fine, but your fever hasn’t broken. I’m afraid you’re not going anywhere just yet.”
“Ah, well!” Renji leaned back in the futon, temporarily forgetting the absurd reality that it was Captain Kuchiki’s bedspread he was snuggled up in. “Guess I’ll just have to tolerate being waited on hand and foot by the house staff. Can’t imagine how you endure it every day.”
“Yeah, yeah. Make yourself at home. And get well quickly, before Nii-sama comes to his senses.”
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The Castle on Marigold Hill by Accidentallytechohazardous
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
20 Dec 2024
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Professional monster-hunter Renji is pursing a local legend about a vampire count menacing the town. It's a simple enough mission: bust into the castle, kill the vampire, go home.
Things only get more complicated when Renji ends up trapped in said castle with said vampire and his loyal minions. But it doesn't seem like these creatures of the night want him for dinner. And why does it feel like Renji knows the count's mysterious companion?
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It's been a rough couple of years for Rukia. She was just finding her stride as a vice-captain before the war, now she's the acting captain of the Thirteenth Division and has even bigger shoes to fill. There's a mountain of pressure on her shoulders, but Rukia would rather do anything BUT accept help from anyone,
Luckily, Lieutenant Hinamori is here to aggressively helpful. And she's not taking no for an answer.
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In the middle, rising out of the masks, was a long, thick pistil. It stood proudly to the sky, colored soft yellow across the shaft and coming to a flushed, rosy pink head. A shiny pearl of nectar ran down the length, glittering an unnatural neon green.
Renji cocked his head to the side. It was definitely a curious shape for a hollow.
“Remind you of anything?” .
“I don’t know what you mean,” Izuru’s lips twitched. “I was just thinking that it looked rather pretty, actually.”
“Sure you did.” Renji snorted.
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His gaze travels up, over the tan, toned legs, to the trim waist, to the supple chest, and across broad shoulders to settle on Zoro and his scowling expression. He’s holding onto the doorway one-handed with a white-knuckled grip, his other hand clutching at the strapless neckline that’s fighting for its life, trying to keep his chest from spilling out.
He’s wearing a bunny bodysuit.
Sanji’s eyes drift back to his plunging cleavage. For no particular reason, really.
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- Part 6 of Agnes writes SanZo
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21 Nov 2025
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Etiquette and Ink. (An Unofficial Epilogue to 'School of Shinigami') by Josey (cestus)
Fandoms: Bleach
25 Jul 2012
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Wherein Shuuhei tries to pay his respects, Renji would like to get drunk, and Izuru, as usual, gets dragged along for the ride. Or bonding, with needles.
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29 Aug 2025
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Arson Clinic engages in a nerdy rap battle with Lil Cal while stagehand Karkat smokes in an alley behind the venue and hates life.
Meanwhile, homeless punk John Egbert goes on a quest for a little rubber alien....
AND THEN THEY ALL ROCK.
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04 Aug 2025
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"You would let me kill you," Henry says, not a question, not a statement, but an order.
"Yes," Bunny says, breathless. "Yes, I would."
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23 May 2025
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Bucky picks at the delicate fabric to reveal a silken black lining underneath. He holds it up in front of him and suddenly it’s like he can see himself looking at it, like he’s in a department store picking out his size, wondering if he should take it to a fitting room. He wants to hold it against his body, low on his hips.
Bucky drops the skirt like it's caught on fire.
“Uh,” he calls out, panicked and wavery.
Then he stops because he doesn’t know what to say now, or even that he wants to say it.
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- Part 1 of from my knees grew flowers
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28 Feb 2025