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Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam and Kankri Vantas are two intergalactic runaways from Alternia, their home planet. They stumble upon Earth and try to fit in with its residents. They stumble upon two humans named 'Dave' and 'Rose' as they look around to find their their fellow Alternian friends. How long can they pretend to be humans until they find their friends?
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A Kanaya and Karkat centric alien sci-fi rom-com slowburn fanfic
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A young boy and his friends embark on a perilous adventure, similar yet not the same from the one you already know.
What changes will a twist in fate afford them, and are they prepared for the trials to come? Well... let's find out, shall we?
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- Part 2 of New Winds
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You Can't Stop Throwing Up Around Your Best Friend's Hot Older Brother!? by sneakygoat
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Feb 2026
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You've only ever thrown up three times in the twenty years that you've been alive; two of those involving your best friend's older brother, Dirk. Not that you didn't like him or think he was gross or anything. Honestly, he's probably the coolest person you'd ever known. And the cleanest. Mostly. If you don't count the oil stains underneath his fingernails, that is. Not that you actively look for those sorts of things, of course. You're a healthy, all American boy.
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Your name is Jade Harley. You spend your time crocheting, watching TV, and using your work as a private investigator to stay on top of your... issues. And the other day, A-list director David Strider, who has recently come into guardianship of his younger brother, requested your services.
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AKA: No-SBURB AU where Jade and Dave meet through Jade's job as a PI.
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A light click pops louder than a gunshot in your head, even though it was quieter than any sound you’ve ever heard. It’s like the pressure on the platform changes in the time it takes for you to pull the door open. The door creaks for a moment…
then it stops.
It stays there, cracked open slightly, with your hand on the door. Shining, bright, white light begins to spill at the seams, stretching out towards you but not quite reaching you just yet.
There is no more sound. No cheering, no giggling, no soft words reach your ears as it all slows down.
There is nothing except the woman who is now standing in front of you. You are face to face with the symbol of Space, god robe fabric singed with ever-burning green fire, and you tilt your head up to the empty void where you know her eyes should be.
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At the door at the end of the game, a Muse and an Heir discuss the future of their reality and what it would take to change it.
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Becoming an adult is hard. It's even harder when you are a troll on Alternia. Harder still when you are a mutant that never should have been allowed to take more than a single breath in your miserable life. But Karkat has made it. As Gamzee's moirail its only natural he would leave the planet on the same ship as him. Unfortunately that means going to Earth. An occupied planet where Gamzee is there to help enforce the law and Karkat, on paper, is there to make sure Gamzee doesn't go on a murder rampage. What could go wrong?
(I am horrible with summaries, but this is the best I got without giving spoilers. I will be updating tags (Especially relationships) as we go and have chapter specific tags in the notes.)
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The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.
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John Egbert gets way more letters than expected on Valentine's Day.
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Tomorrow is Dirk’s eighteenth birthday, and he’s certain that his fathers, Dave Strider-Vantas and Karkat Vantas-Strider, are planning something huge. While he awaits a reply from his cousin, Dirk decides to reflect and reminisce on his life and what exactly got him here.
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- Part 2 of proof we made it.
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Skaianet Archives Rewritten by Dottimessix, Katie Brown (Dottimessix)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
05 Feb 2026
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The game was never really meant to be won. It's output, the universe John could never really call home, is cursed. So when John and Calliope are faced with two, equally bad options, they decide to go for a third.
What if instead of destroying Lord English, they made sure he never existed in the first place? Maybe it really was possible to fix everything. To truly have a happy ending.
So John (now with Aradia by his side), reluctantly prepares for another retcon. And, unbeknownst to everyone but her, Calliope calls in a favor. For a fleeting moment, a perfect future is within their grasp.
However, when faced with "canon" once again, they find out the hard way that it could never be that easy. Every win comes with a brutal sacrifice, by the time they realize, it's too late. Not wanting to doom the timeline they created, their only hope is that, perhaps, the path to heaven goes through hell first.
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Eridan's matesprit isn't from their world, and she is very excited to finally meet everyone.
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A yumeship fic of me and Eridan.Series
- Part 1 of EriZeph Fics
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Life with Betty by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
31 Jan 2026
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A series of drabbles about June Egbert's childhood with Betty.
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- Part 10 of The Alternian Candidate
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you and dad egbert bake together but dad egbert is unnecessary horny
the sex ensues
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- English
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- 551
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Dave after one grueling fight goes to John for help
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As I Breathe Into Our Silence — There’s a Voice That Comforts Me by MicrowavesBeLike_M
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jan 2026
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They once knew one another. But death separated them. Now through the Timeless Dream Bubbles they are finally able to meet again and be together for as long as time permits it.
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- English
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- 631
- Chapters:
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dungeonbent by jojotier
Fandoms: Homestuck, ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
24 Jan 2026
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"The Tallmen Say That A Scant Year After Its Discovery, A Dwarf Crawled From The Depths Of The Dungeon And Into The Light. They Spoke Of Many Things Which They Could Not Agree Upon; That His Beard Was Paper Thin And Torn Or Disappeared, That His Blood Burned Upon The Soil Where He Laid, That His Eyes Were The Color Of Metal Glowing Orange-Bright In The Forge Or That His Damned Eyes Were Hidden By A Blindfold. But All Agree Upon What He Did Next.
To All Who Ringed About The Dungeon Entrance, The Dwarf Declared A Bounty: To He Who Defeated The Wilder Wizard, He Would Gift An Unbreakable Sword, And He Whom Wielded The Sword Would Know Riches Beyond Imagination."
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Kanaya Maryam follows the words of a mysterious R.L. Theras into the belly of Skaia's dungeon. She may even be in love.
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The clones is stuck by Eva_lily
Fandoms: Homestuck, 13 карт | 13 cards (Cartoon), Фёдор х 9 | Fedor x9 (Webcomic)
22 Jan 2026
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ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE
Look, after you lived in Russia, your mom decided to move to USA, and you don't need to learn English because you speak English, Russian, Italian, and Spanish fluently! but what made her think moving here was a good idea? Besides, this is a suburban area! hopefully, there'll be something interesting.
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An interconnected series of flashbacks, deleted scenes, noodle incidents, and other assorted extras from the Perfect Little Freaks AU.
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- Part 12 of Perfect Little Freaks
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Dave Strider, clone of big time movie director David Strider never saw anything big for himself.
But when an alien empire takes over the planet Earth he starts to see a brighter future.