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Post-work drinks turn into a competition for the gorgeous bartender’s attention.
Written for Day Three of #OFMDBisexualWeek || Prompts: Bi Disasters, HumorSeries
- Part 3 of OFMD Bisexual Week
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Without turning around, the stranger asks, “What’s your problem?”
Stede finds it’s a rather stupid question.
“I have to pee,” he says sullenly.
After allowing a bartender to chat with him for far too long over too many drinks, Stede has an emergency.
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- Part 3 of lovedhands' special awesome bingo
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The Taste of Serendipity by DreamsOfJune (Victoriada)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jun 2025
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Stede Bonnet decides to go to the bar his colleagues have been talking about on Thursday night. As he plunges into the unfamiliar atmosphere, bathed in crimson light, he begins to have second thoughts. His doubts are eventually dispelled by an attractive bartender.
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- Part 1 of Love at First Sight at 'The Kraken' Bar
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Podfic of "Night of 1,000 Eds" by the_widow_olivia by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 May 2025
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Last night, Stede Bonnet got very, very drunk, and quite possibly met the love of his life. The only problem is finding him again in a town with a surprising number of bars tended by a surprising number of Eds.
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“I think I should have another brownie,” Stede announced.
He reached for the tray. Ed smacked his hand away.
“Bad idea.”
“Ed,” Stede whined, “I’m not feeling anything. I think I have a higher tolerance than you think I do.”
Ed glanced at the screen, which showed that only fifty-four minutes of the movie had passed. “I think you should give it at least another half an hour.”
“I don’t want to.” Stede snuck his hand under Ed’s and grabbed another brownie, shoving the whole thing into his mouth before Ed could stop him.
“Jesus, Stede!”
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Last night, Stede Bonnet got very, very drunk, and quite possibly met the love of his life. The only problem is finding him again in a town with a surprising number of bars tended by a surprising number of Eds.
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Lately I've Been Dressing For Revenge by WonderWriter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Jul 2024
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"I looked into him and I found out what a truly awful man he is and I couldn’t believe you’d stayed with him and what he did to you. I figured he deserved some revenge.”
“Revenge?”, Ed asks flatly. “You wanted to avenge me?”
Stede shrugs. “I quite like you, Ed. And I don’t accept it, when people mess with those I like.”
Ed, freshly single, sleeps in the office of his bar, until he meets eccentric landlord Stede Bonnet, who not only offers him a place to live but also sets out on a devious, personal vendetta against Ed's ex, while also sneakily befriending Ed, and maybe even more?
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Стід Боннет вирішує, що буде непоганою ідеєю у вечір четверга сходити в бар, про який безперестанно кажуть його колеги. І коли він занурюється в атмосферу незвіданості, оповиту багряними вогнями, у нього починають з'являтися сумніви. Їх зрештою розсіює привабливий бармен.
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Podfic of "Meet-Moots" by self-induljennt by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Jun 2024
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Stede's date is a no-show, but Lucius knows how to save the night.
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I heard The Dinghy Song (video, lyrics) yesterday, had this idea, and wrote it in one sitting this afternoon. *shrug emoji*
Happy Pride!
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Podfic of "Mermaid for each other" by mediocrepirate by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 May 2024
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There’s a man living next door who consistently arrives home every evening covered head to toe in glitter, and Ed has no fucking clue why.
In which Ed tries to solve the mystery of his sparkly hot neighbour by hiding behind his curtains and waiting for the perfect time to leave his house so they can cross paths.
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There’s a man living next door who consistently arrives home every evening covered head to toe in glitter, and Ed has no fucking clue why.
In which Ed tries to solve the mystery of his sparkly hot neighbour by hiding behind his curtains and waiting for the perfect time to leave his house so they can cross paths.
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podfic of "Seabird, fly home" by mediocrepirate by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2024
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When Stede had set off for the ocean with just a weekend bag in hand and a single whim to his name, he hadn’t expected, well, anything, if he’s honest. It’s taken him the better part of the day to get here, a small seaside town in the middle of absolute nowhere, in the hopes he might finally be able to Find Himself out here by the sea.
It’s been a bit of a day.
Welcome to Blackbeard's Bar & Grill and Jeff's Inn By The Sea! We hope you enjoy your stay. -
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When Stede had set off for the ocean with just a weekend bag in hand and a single whim to his name, he hadn’t expected, well, anything, if he’s honest. It’s taken him the better part of the day to get here, a small seaside town in the middle of absolute nowhere, in the hopes he might finally be able to Find Himself out here by the sea.
It’s been a bit of a day.
Welcome to Blackbeard's Bar & Grill and Jeff's Inn By The Sea! We hope you enjoy your stay.
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over and over the only truth (everything comes back to you) by captain_cappy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Feb 2024
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ed: {Photo} these?
ed: {Photo} or these?
ed: has to be perfect. i like the pattern on the second ones better but idk what he would like better what do u think?
ed: please iz? what fking one? i’m lost out here ;(
Izzy: i’m not helping you pick out your boyfriend’s fucking underwear, edward.
Izzy: get him flowers or something.
ed: idk i think he'd find that boring
Izzy: he’d be happy with a candy bar if you said it made you think of him.
ed: that is sweet but unhelpful. and kinda untrue he’s picky asf.
ed: {GIF}
Izzy: ?????
Izzy: don’t send me angry cats. i am telling you the truth.
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or, it's valentines day, and ed and stede are having a hard time picking out the perfect presents for each other.
(technically part two to thinking 'bout you but can be read as a standalone! 💖)
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- Part 2 of serendipity
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Стид думает, что спасает симпатичного бармена от назойливого посетителя, но, увы, с интуицией у него не очень.
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Stede Bonnet starts a journal for his transition journey. After coming out to his wife and friends, Stede and Mary decide to celebrate by going to a trans bar. Stede isn’t much for the nightlife scene, but this turns out to work for him when he spends the evening getting to know the bartender, Edward Teach. He journals his process of getting to know Ed and becoming comfortable in his masculinity.
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From the drag queens and kings, to the usual fare of the young women in an array of costumes to the sassy middle-aged men, first-comers are surprised at the diversity of the performers at the Queen Anne's burlesque show — and come out changed customers at the first sight of stocking-clad calves.
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- Part 3 of AU-gust Tales
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Stede Bonnet is tired of ‘What If’s’. What if he’d realised he was gay sooner? What if he’d defied his father, and refused to marry a woman he barely knew? What if he hadn’t settled down in the suburbs, but had escaped to the cabin in the woods he’d always fantasized about; living off the land and enjoying nature? What if Stede Bonnet, freshly single after an amicable divorce, chased down his wild, lumberjack, rough man carpenter dreams?
In the wise words of one Mary Allamby-Bonnet: All we have is this one life. We have to try, don't we?
Edward Teach lives his life through a series of ‘What If’s’. What if he abandoned his life in New Zealand? What if he bought a local bar in middle-of-nowhere Minnesota on a whim? What if life stopped being so fucking boring?
What if he could just… begin again?
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Podfic of "want your tender charm" by ghostlservice (plantainleaf) by Kninjaknitter for ghostalservice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Feb 2023
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Stede thinks he's rescuing the cute bartender from the pushy customer hitting on him, but alas, he is very bad at reading the room.
For JanuAUry day 24, Bartender!
Podfic run time is 18:36