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Decimation: to destroy or remove one-tenth of (something).
Your name is JADE HARLEY. [...] It has been a FEW WEEKS since you began your journey through the YELLOW YARD, and you are frankly having A BIT OF A SHIT TIME. Your MANY INTERESTS have not helped to improve your DOWNHEARTED MOOD all that much, as you have experienced a FUNDAMENTAL DISRUPTION to your SENSE OF SELF after your ascension to GOD TIER.
Revolves around Jade Harley's deconstruction of her own identity while traveling through the Yellow Yard, and the way this deconstruction affects and influences her friends.
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I see june egbert I click
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you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.
is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.
wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!
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chapter 13
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Dirk takes the blade, and nothing else, when he leaves. It thrums like blood and like comfort on his hip. Too little, too late.
How do you move forward, after your little brother dies for you?
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Jade is dating Rose, and Roxy is dating June. Jade and Roxy both agree their partners would be much happier if they were just more open, sexually speaking. So they come up with a little plan to warm them up to some ideas they're uncomfortable with.
Made for the Jade Thirst discord server's Date Night art prompt!
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pertinent information: despite tags, not meant to be unhappy (or to glorify the squick factor!) has a sorta-happy ending. god tiers can only die just or heroic deaths.
can be read as a companion piece to "every borrowed hour".
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After recovering from an unfortunate incident, Dave decides it's time for some turnabout.
(A sequel to simplythewurst's Basket in the Pool
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Karkat's day is interrupted when he starts turning into a bucket.
Reuploaded from my Tumblr in case of purge
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TT: We finally unpacked Eridan's last box. He's officially moved in.
TG: fuck yeah hows it going so far
TT: I want to study him.
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Rosebot offers to play therapist to Dirk, and uses the opportunity to practice her hypnotherapy. While she’s digging around in a tranced-out Dirk’s head, he starts to touch himself.
(If you’ve seen that scene in Donnie Darko...basically that.)
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So here he is, gazing into the asscrack of dawn from the kitchen window of Farmer Vantas. Because apparently they have to get up this early to milk the sheep—which isn’t a euphemism, by the way. Dave asked, just to make sure, and Vantas gave him the dirtiest look and scoffed at him.
In Dave’s defense, he didn’t even know sheep had milk.
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Kankri makes Meenah one of her favorite meals on her birthday.
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S1R1 RUN D1R3CT1ONS TO M4RY4M'S H1V3 by Andrewsarchus_mongoliensis for Furzeflower
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Jun 2024
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Your girlfriend's stupid moirail is back again. What does she want THIS time?
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USER REQUEST: hal creating a voice for himself specifically designed to get roxy flustered
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- Part 41 of HCP Tumblr Ficlets
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"A wizard is never late, nor are they early. They come precisely when they're allowed to." - Comeplacency of the Learned: The Official™ Porn Parody: Appropriate for All Audiences by Imperial Decree
Roxy and Hal play a game of endurance. Roxy is not the best at endurance.
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- Part 18 of Kinktober 2021
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Yeah, you know this dickhead. You've never met him, never spoken to him, but you really, really, really fucking hate this guy. For entirely childish reasons that are his fault simply by virtue of existing.
John Egbert is Dave Strider's best friend.
Too bad his eyes are this amazing, really blue color. Damn it.
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- Part 1 of Young Folks verse
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Roxy helps build Hal an android body... then helps him test-drive all of the important functions.
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“Hang on, hang on, hang on,” he pants out. There’s an adorable red flush high on his cheeks. “What the hell is going on? What’s — what’s —"
“What’s this?” you say, giving him a little nudge with your hip. His brows crease adorably but he still doesn’t pull away. “Congrats, you’re the owner of a shiny new dingdong! Wanna take it out for a test run?”
You’d never in a million, billion years expect him to say yes. But he bites his lip and doesn’t say no.
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It's been almost four years since John Egbert and his friends completed their conjoined game of Sburb. Since then John has become depressed and reclusive, rarely even leaving his house. One evening however, a chance conversation with a friend allows John to see and experience what had been missing from his(?) life for so long.
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- Part 1 of Earth C(hronicles)
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this is over 5,000 words of pure fucking filth. read my porn and weep upon its beauty.
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this fic is the best fic ever ficced ever
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SCENARIO: In crisis about her late gender realization and her belief her friends are "Out of Character", June asks Terezi to help her craft a new alpha timeline where she transitions younger. Dad is unaccepting. The trolls out June to her friends. Vriska takes her attempts at forcefem much further.
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