9 Works in Muppet Joe Hills | joehillssays
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They fell into a state of disrepair.
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Costume Party! ... wait why are there 4 Etho's? by Crystallized_arctic_flowers
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
10 May 2025
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The hermits have a costume party where they have to dress up as.. other hermits!
HADM Day 9: Outfit swap
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- Part 9 of Hermit-A-Day-May 2025
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Exile exile exile exile
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The door opens up in front of him, revealing the only zombie he likes, "Howdy Cleo!"
"Joe." Cleo deadpans, "It's 11 at night." she says, "Why are you here?"
"Sorry, I know it's late, but I kinda got stabbed a it." Joe explains.
Cleo raises an eyebrow, "A bit?"
Joe nods, "A bit." he says, removing his hand from the hole, and a few more clumps of stuffing fall out.
"Okay, grab your stuffing, I'll be right back." Cleo says, walking away to get their sewing kit and a bag of stuffing.
or, Jeo gets staby staby-ed, and Cleo sewys sewys him back up again.
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Snuggle Party! by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Dec 2024
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It's that time of the month where all the Hermits (who want to) go to one Hermit's base and have a giant sleepover/snuggle pile.
This month Pearl volunteered, having turned her spare room into one big nest, full of as meany blankets, pillows, and soft things she could find.
Some Hermits are already there, but some still are coming in to join in on the snuggles.
Grian brings in a box of gummy packets, placing them in the middle of the nest with all the other snacks the Hermits brought.
Scar walks up behind him (almost falling from the uneven surface of the nest), wraping his arms around Grian, pulling him close, "Hi there."
"Scar." Grian says, "What are you doing?"
"Hmm." Scar hums, "I don't know." He says before tightening his arms, carrying Grian over to where he was sitting with Mumbo next to him.
He sits down, halving Grian sitting in his lap.
The avian tries to get out of his arms, but Scar tightens them.
Mumbo laughs, wrapping his arms around Scar and Grian.
Or, Hermit Snuggle pile!
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- Part 11 of Captain Blue's 12 Prompts of Christmas 2024
- Part 16 of Spider and Blue 12 Prompts of Christmas 2024
- Part 2 of Blue's Polyamory ship fics
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Cleo buries him alive.
Out of kindness. Out of desperation.
Joe Hills has one chance to claw his way back to the light, or risk losing his very soul.
And Cleo? Well, all Cleo can do is pray that their contingency isn’t needed…
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"Rituals like these always weirded Scar out a bit. Maybe it was the lack of control in the situation. Spiritual stuff was always a bit volatile. Sort of like throwing a handful of darts with your eyes closed, or attempting to chuck a peeled Kraft single onto somebody's window. Except with potential consequences of death or eternal damnation and the like."
The ConCorp crew has been tasked by Cleo to track down Joe after he's been missing for a week. Also, a sock is somehow also involved.
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Turns out that Skizz’s holiness trumps the wither’s wickedness. This leads to some interesting outcomes for certain wither fights on the Hermitcraft sever.