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—Espera, espera, solo un segundo...
Yuki sorbio más fuerte la pajita.
Max, aún incrédulo, intentaba gestualizar con las manos, sin llegar a un punto.
Suspiro pesadamente.
—Retomemos. Tu —señalo a Yuki, —viajaste a otra línea temporal —hablo despacio, sus ojos resaltando tal hecho.
—Sí, así es, viejo.
El omega arrugó el rostro, aún era extraño escuchar a un niño de seis años así.
Suspiro nuevamente.
—Hipotéticamente, diremos que te creo, de como llegaste hasta aquí y que eres de otro universo, que en tu mundo soy tu especie de padre y te entreno... —Yuki está vez le devolvió la mirada, curioso por esta faceta del tetracampeón del mundo. —Lo que no entiendo, es porque para que puedas volver, hipotéticamente, yo, Max Verstappen, tengo que besar a...
—Checo.
—¿Checo...? —pronuncio con un acento gracioso el Holandés. Pero ya se acostumbraria, pensó Yuki.
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Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
Luca: Of course
Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.
(This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 6 of the secret society of stick handlers
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I think you want me too (Please say you want me too) by Bonfirefly
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Feb 2026
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It may have taken Mike Wheeler a little while to figure it out, but there was no denying that he was pathetically in love with Will Byers
Emphasis on "pathetically"
When Will smiles, Mike smiles back; When Will speaks, Mike bursts into flames; When Will flexes, Mike melts into a puddle of goo
Tired of watching Mike make a mess out of himself, the rest of the Party decide to help him out
(If only they could tell if Will likes him back or not!)
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Or: the Party is oblivious, Mike is even more oblivious, and Will is engaging in a little bit of petty revenge
(As in, Will knows that Mike's in love with him. He decided to see how long it'd take for Mike to realize Will loved him back)
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- Part 12 of stranger things
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OOC but I enjoyed it immensely
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"Uh Max. We have a little bit of a situation."
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Lando and Oscar 'accidentally' drugs Charles and Max has to deal with the consequences (and more).
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It's hard to keep a mate a secret. It's even harder to share their heat. Scott Hunter is trying to do both those things while stuck in an elevator with Shane Hollander.
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to say that i'm too goofy for your touch (i mean, it fills me up) by kjm126316
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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(AKA, five clues that pointed towards Flins being a fae, and one that let Illuga actually figure it out.)
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Basically Rudo's food gets stolen and Zanka gets rage baited
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The top tweet read: Rozanov did not win that game. Hollander won it from the bench with VIBES and a JERSEY two sizes too big.
The side-by-side said it all: Ilya looking derailed by Shane casually adjusting his sleeve.
Another chimed in: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY YOUR CAPTAIN.
Ilya gets distracted mid-match because his husband wears his jersey.
Harris makes a PR decision. The internet makes it worse.
Featuring: one cursed jersey bet, one tired PR manager, and a fanbase that has decided Shane Hollander controls his husband with eye contact alone.
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- Part 2 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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Zanka doesn't hate omegas. He just hates that he is one. Omega impulses are suffocating when you aren't a natural at acting them out like Enjin. Even so, Zanka tries his best not to completely suck. The universe though wants to throw not just one but two curveballs at his face: an unpresented scuzz with absolutely no clue how pheromones work and a masochistic shit biscuit who makes Zanka feel like the crazy one.
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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will and mike go on a dinner run.
steve, robin, dustin, lucas and max find a movie to watch in the mean time. instead they find a sex tape.
they really shouldn’t keep watching… but…
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how to manipulate, buy, and cry your way through life by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Ilya is perched in a perfect slav-squat on the roof of a matte-black limousine. He is wearing a neon-green tracksuit and a $5,000 silk robe that is whipping violently in the wind. In one hand, he holds a grease-stained burger bag; in the other, a half-eaten Double Quarter Pounder.
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Ilya and his friends have never claimed to be the sanest. How could you be, if you have a nine-figure inheritance, influential parents, and the entire capital city at your disposal?
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- Part 2 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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i'd walk through hell on living feet for you by morally_gay
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Jan 2026
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“I just, uh—” Mike pauses, running his fingers along the knit of his beanie, gaze intently focused on the hat in his hands, “I wanted to say that… what you said back there? It was brave. Really brave.”
A pause. Mike chances a look at his friend's face. It’s frustratingly impossible to read.
“Oh.” Will says.
“I don’t think I could ever do something like that,” Mike confesses, before his eyes widen, “Not that I’m— No, I’m not like you. I am, but just not like that. Not that that’s bad, it’s just I’m— I like El. Girls. I—”
“Mike.”
“I like El.” He’s not quite sure who he’s trying to convince.
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My attempt at salvaging Will’s horrific coming out scene.
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“I have a more important question,” Will says. “Um, why did the cleric have to be in love with the paladin?”
All eyes fall on Mike, the dungeon master.(Turns out, it actually was all just a longwinded campaign of Dungeons & Dragons. Naturally, the party has some concerns about Mike.)
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finished! campaign gate ending, really liked it lmfao
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The Great Ghost City Bakeoff by elixwilde
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2026
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It is a widely known fact in all of Ghost City that Hua Chengzhu doesn’t eat.
That is, until a certain white-robed cultivator takes an impromptu vacation to the ghostly realm and finds himself in a cooking competition.
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After meeting the boy of, and from, his dreams, Hong Lu makes his very best attempt to court Yi Sang. But here's the catch:
Yi Sang's got four evil exes, all of whom are now after Hong Lu.
Threatened by the looming pressure of Yi Sang's batshit old relationships resurfacing as well as his own personal issues, Hong Lu's gotta figure out how to make it out on top.
That is, if he can stay in one piece y'know?
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Really really really funny fic go read it.
And there's donchun
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Seven Years, Several Ghosts, One Extremely Tired Defenseman by OscarWilderThanYou
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Men's Hockey RPF
14 Feb 2026
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Made me break out into laughter several times
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Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons
Also with a Winter Olympics work