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In which disaster strikes upon Eridan's entire world when it is revealed to him that he will be forced to attend a bible camp with his douche of an older brother--Cronus. Eridan suspects that the person who is at fault for setting this into motion is his own sibling due to some false claims. He will do anything to prove his accusations wrong--even if his attempts all fail terribly.
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A story in which a race of murderous alien trolls are depicted as human teenagers embarking on their last year of mandatory education; in which Vriska is the new girl who nobody talks to, and Kanaya feels compelled to meddle for the sake of kindling a potential friendship; many other former trolls are mentioned in the background, and Kanaya and Karkat have been platontically entwined for many long years; several conversations on Pesterchum unfold as a means of exposition, and Vriska is blocked multiple times by multiple people; there is a not-very-shocking revelation about Vriska's home life and a brief cameo from Mindfang and Redglare; Kanaya idly daydreams about brushing Vriska's hair on two separate occasions; Aradia eats a yoghurt; Vriska does several incredibly stupid things, which Karkat warned Kanaya about numerous times; and eventually, Vriska sees the light and decides to act like a semi-decent human being; there are also two kisses.
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AG: Damn. This file has to 8e huge. It went insanely quick. How do they do that?
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Out of the entire population of London — hell, forget that. Out of the entire population of the planet — only you, Vriska Serket, could walk into blind girl, swear, and tell her to watch where she's going.
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A study in why Vriska Serket has no friends, why her romantic life is in an even sorrier state, with great deals of bemoaning Terezi Pyrope's general existence, as well as the state of the flat Vriska herself refuses to tidy.
(... right?)
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An incestuous slurry of lesbian cybersex.
Featuring Karkat.
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“What am I to you?”
That, at least, is an easy one. You smile.
“You’re Equius.”
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A big, fat line of D’s ran down his screen—honestly, not that different from normal, all things considered.
But at the bottom, written in bright red letters, all caps, bolded for stupid emphasis as if he couldn’t tell something really fucking bad from something really fucking maybe okay actually, spelled his inescapable doom: MINIMUM GPA REQUIREMENT NOT MET, STUDENT ON ACADEMIC PROBATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. SEE ADVISOR IMMEDIATELY.
Fuck.
Dave Strider is a junior in college and nearing the end of his rope. After two years of fumbling his way through his computer science and engineering classes, the other shoe has finally dropped: he's fucked it up. Coping comes in the form of a loud-mouthed barista that Dave can't seem to do anything except enrage, while Karkat seems incapable of getting Dave to fuck off for good, for better or for worse. With a month-long winter break looming, loneliness begins to set in. Shit gets dire, bro.
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This whole situation seems like it’s ripped straight out of one of your favorite romance movies. One main character embracing the other in the rain to console them. In this fantasy you can see it ending with the pair passionately sharing a kiss with one another to show their love in the darker arch of the movie. Too bad this isn’t fantasy, though.
The reality is your old high school acquaintance is awkwardly hugging you in light drizzle while the two of you are covered in mud and grass because you’re a shitty little baby who is crying over the fact that Dave wont let you kill yourself. You’ll make sure to add this one to the ever growing collection of “Things that keep me up at night”.
*Under construction lmao
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Oh. Em. Eff. Gee. Fuckin amazinf.
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OG SUMMARY: cronus is a virgin loser and kurloz uses him for sex. read my porn and weep upon its beauty
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cronus is a lonely virgin loser trying to find meaning in his mid twenties.
kurloz is a lonely emotionally damaged loser trying to find meaning in his mid twenties.
all cronus wants is to figure out his frustratingly sparse memory of his past and try to find a future with someone that will love him for him.
kurloz is pretty damn sure no one will ever actually love him. he isn't afraid to tip the odds in his favor to find something close to love, though....
read my emotionally scarring porn and weep upon its beauty
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June and Dave meet in their senior year of high school and take the college journey together. After a year of having shitty roommates, June proposes to live together.
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gotta read this one... Its cute as hell :)
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I Showed You My Dick Please Respond (JK I Didn't Mean It Please Don't Fire Me) by alldavekat (allbrodennis)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Apr 2022
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Film intern Karkat sends an accidental dick pic to his boss, the famous director Dave Strider.
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In your memories, you see Dave Strider, fourteen-years-old and made up of lean muscle and awkward limbs that he would still need a few years to grow into fully. Crows surround him, all cawing impatiently, vying for the chicken sandwich in his backpack. He swears loudly as he swings a stick at them, trying to get them to leave him the fuck alone.
“Stupid feathery assholes,” he’d always complain once he finally shooed them away.
You tear yourself out of the memory. You miss him, and you hate yourself for it.
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awwawswwew :'))
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This was the perfect time to run into him again. Close enough that his memory was still fresh, but long enough it seemed like a coincidence.
“What was your name? Something like… ED?”
Overcast morning, year 2000. Two young men meet by chance in a city where you can't let any opportunities pass you by. And Sollux is not about to let that happen.
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Roughly translates to "cancer of the core."
It started as a dare: visit the kid with no friends who has been stuck in the hospital for longer than anyone cares to cite, give him a card, and have friends buy you pizza as a reward.
The last thing John Egbert expected was to grow attached to the angry boy in the hospital bed.
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Some kids made the mistake of playing spin the bottle in the late 90s and it lead to an obsession no one could have predicted.
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Due to a seizure, Karkat Vantas now has to learn how to live his life with two speech aphasia. He goes to therapy three times a week, suffers from awful headaches, and tries to avoid people as much as possible.
Due to a traumatic experience, Dave Strider refuses to use his words, preferring to relay his snarky comments and witty banter through sign language and typing on his phone.
They meet in a waiting room.
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Kk gets knocked up after a one night stand.
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John Egbert gets way more letters than expected on Valentine's Day.
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John is a Don Juan
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man, maybe writing alternian titles actually is easier by criticalexponent
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Feb 2026
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In which two dorks meet in university class; one of them a stoic cool kid; (but really he is just an emotionally repressed loser); the other an overdramatic hopeless romantic with a penchant for foul language; / the two engage in a classic enemies to friends to lovers plot featuring the usual tropes; enough instances of miscommunication and obliviousness that it's a miracle either of our dense as fuck protagonists are smart enough to pass any of their classes; / including enough didactic drivel on platonic love that you might start to wonder why the subtitle to this thing isn't "friendship is magic"; and guest appearances by the author's other favorite homestuck characters (at least, the ones he thinks he can do justice).
ie. just a typical davekat college au
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UGHH PEAKKKKKK
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unparalleled characterisation, the likes of which have never been seen before :o
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When their custodians, guardians, parents and elder siblings disappear things have gone quite depressing; but when younger and different versions of them appear things get chaotically confusing.
Misunderstandings and conspiracy theories abound as John and his friends appear in the Alphaverse through means they don't remember. Meanwhile their counterparts appear in The Medium, confused but slowly figuring things out as they explore the mysterious meteor and golden ship.
John didn't know what happened, Johnathon didn't know either. All they know was one moment they were there, and the next, they were somewhere else entirely. But one thing they do know; it was going to be a hell of a time getting back. If only they could remember what happened!