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Waifu Wars Valentine's Day Special by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane, Darksiders (Video Games), Marvel vs. Capcom (Video Games), 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), G.I. Joe - All Media Types
15 Feb 2026
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Love is in the air, hearts are fluttering, and lingerie is flying off the shelves this Valentine’s Day in Neon City. But something feels off in Midnight’s penthouse domain.
Her redeemed ninja villainess girlfriend keeps coming home late reeking of cigar smoke, dodging questions, and slacking hard on her strap game. Distant eyes, quick pecks on the cheek, secret plans…
The only reasonable conclusion? Immediate jealousy spiral!
Join Midnight as she jumps straight to “she’s cheating” mode—recruiting Elite Tier waifus for backup that leads to voyeuristic mishaps and a parade of cameos.
This special skewers infidelity tropes, romantic paranoia, misunderstandings and a whole lot of spying.
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- Part 7 of The Waifuverse
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Power Trip by chandler0873
Fandoms: Rocko's Modern Life, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
16 Feb 2026
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In a bizarre dimensional glitch, the heroic Really Really Big Man finds himself stranded on a surreal atoll where cartoon logic clashes with this new reality. There, he encounters the iconic lifeguard David Hasselhoff, whose larger-than-life presence sparks an unexpected alliance amid the chaotic seascape. As tensions rise and boundaries blur, the two explore uncharted territories of power, sensation, and connection in ways that defy both their worlds.
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When Wonwoo's glasses are more than just a visual aid, they keep him from touching the other world. A world that cannot be explained by human reason.
Heck, even their existence couldn't be proven.
Chapter 13: Grudge – A Very Normal Break
Wonwoo thought about the ghosts in HYBE. About the bus woman. About the minimart. About how many dead people now had opinions for him.
“No,” he said again, deadpan. “I’m just… curious.”
“Curious about what?” Seungkwan asked.
Wonwoo chose his words with extreme caution. “…patterns.”
Jun snorted. “Damn. You sound like a crime analyst.”
Seungkwan nodded vigorously. “Or a serial killer.”
Wonwoo blinked once. “I am neither.”
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- Part 14 of Uncontrollable Ideas - SVT
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Внештатная ситуация by WTF Star Trek TOS 2026 (WTF_StarTrek_TOS)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
15 Feb 2026
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Высшая цивилизация решила провести над «Энтерпрайзом» научный эксперимент, в результате которого на корабле пропали почти все члены — не экипажа, а у экипажа (у тех членов, у кого были члены).
Остался только один, и его носителя нужно найти, чтобы успешно завершить эксперимент.
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Heart’s Day, aka V-Day, and a little imagination (Short) by hermy_mora
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls Online
14 Feb 2026
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Heart’s Day on Nirn has a patron, and of course it’s the one telling the story. What began as a simple gathering on the 16th of Sun’s Dawn, sometime around 5E 191… or 193, depending on how much wine has already been spilled, turns into an evening of broken promises, seductive Daedra, and questions no one is fully sober enough to answer.
Surviving Daedric Princes attend alongside a few who clearly slipped back into existence through a clerical error in fate. At the heart of it all are Serana, her Dragonborn husband, and her foster sister Mae, yes, that Mae, the first vampire on Nirn. Sheogorath is present, naturally, carving hearts out of sanity while everyone else focuses on more traditional vices.
An exciting story of indulgence, temptation, and celebration unfolds, complete with deep moral lessons… or possibly amorality. Definitions, as always, require validation.
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- Part 7 of University of Riften
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Before the arrival of the Epitome, there were signs. Signs to those who could hear, see, or feel them. Nobody could. Nobody expected it.
This is what happened before the Epitome.
A cult.
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Virtual Insanity by Anonymous
Fandoms: Garry's Mod, Multi-Fandom, 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Limbus Company (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Helluva Boss (Web Series), 少女前线 | Girls' Frontline (Video Game), Goblin Slayer (Manga), Goblin Slayer (Anime), Goblin Slayer - Kagyu Kumo, South Park, Dangan Ronpa Series, 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), Snowbreak: Containment Zone (Video Game), BioShock Infinite, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Team Fortress 2, 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game), 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game), Fairy Tail, Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Blue Archive (Video Game), Vocaloid, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Akame ga Kill! (Anime & Manga), Chainsaw Man (Manga), Regular Show (Cartoon), Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game), Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles, 86-エイティシックス- - 安里 アサト | 86 - Asato Asato, Half-Life (Video Games), Code Geass, 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, マブラヴ | Muv-Luv, Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020), Toaru Kagaku no Railgun | A Certain Scientific Railgun, 艦隊これくしょん | Kantai Collection, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Lycoris Recoil (Anime)
14 Feb 2026
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Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
They have no idea they're in a video game.
To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling, terminally online bosses are extreme weirdos. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense. -
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Some overlords take their jobs seriously. Others… find creative ways to survive two-hour meetings...
Alastor has developed a strange pattern during the weekly overlord meetings—disappearing without explanation. Vox is determined to find out why… and what he discovers is anything but ordinary... Perhaps some odd friendships can still be restored… absurdly. -
Ashley in Crazy Galaxy by Kaisona20
Fandoms: WarioWare (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, バッジとれ〜るセンター | Nintendo Badge Arcade (Video Game), リズム天国 | Rhythm Heaven (Video Games)
12 Feb 2026
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After a trip to space goes awry, Ashley and her new friends find themselves lost at the far end of the universe. Now they must work together to find their way home, while fighting and befriending aliens they meet along the way. Will they survive the trip through this crazy galaxy? Let’s find out.
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Philomeen the Romance Queen by writesoftheratt for LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Feb 2026
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Philomeen faked her death to get away from Laridda. Now that Laridda's moved on, what's Philomeen supposed to do? Sit around and watch?
Nope!
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The 100.000 years old dinosaur Scott Hunter knows everything by Galaxia_Infinita
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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Scott Hunter had a normal hockey player life. Well… pretty normal for a gay guy. Until that day in February 2011. Because that day, in the room next door to Rozanov’s, Scott discovered the biggest secret in the National Hockey League:
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were secretly fucking each other.
And that changed everything.
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The development of Ilya and Shane's relationship through Scott Hunter’s eyes, according to the TV show timeline.
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After browsing around deep on the NERV back-end one night, Kensuke orders much more than he bargained for.
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Era uma vez em um lugar muito distante de algum outro lugar, um homem tenta fugir de uma esfereta com sua colega vampira e acaba numa aventura maluca.
Please stop trying to offer comic artist services, I've already said I'm not interested and I can't afford it financially.
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Stakes Extended: The Wild Arcana [Reshuffled] by Electricneonbat
Fandoms: Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
10 Feb 2026
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When Marceline is cured of her vampirism and becomes mortal again, 77 vampires are unleashed on the world.
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Waifu Wars 3: The Ultimate Tournament Arc by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Dragon Ball, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Warhammer 40.000
09 Feb 2026
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The bills are due in the Waifuverse, so Midnight and her crew dive into "The Ultimate Tournament Arc" for the glory, publicity and a chance to advance to Pro Tier.
The girls check off every Tournament Tropes bingo square, from the cheesy training montage and predictable brackets, all the way to the mid tourney shakeup that has been teased since the Christmas Special (hint: she's on the cover, cigar in hand).
New waifus enter the Waifuverse and clash in erotic duels! High stakes, higher heels and fan service hotter than the beach day episode!
This is a satire and deconstruction of literary, anime, and hentai tropes, poking fun at (while basking in) the absurdity of it all, mixing elements of wrestling, attention economy, and fourth-wall-breaking camp.
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- Part 6 of The Waifuverse
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Preview:
“I…” France, who has been silent for the last few hours, finally spoke.
“I think I’m in love” he has a thoughtful look on his face.
The US and Britain look at each other, concerned.
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France has fallen inlove. So the US and Britain has to snap him out of it.- Language:
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The ‘power’ of ‘friendship’?
An unsubstantiated variable.After obtaining the power of the three moons and ascending to literal godhood, Dottore refuses to accept 'defeat' at the hands of something so absurdly mundane.
If friendship is truly that powerful, then it can be replicated. Studied. Weaponized.
For this novel experiment, he decides to acquire a new friend himself. Strictly for research purposes.
Dottore selects a subject of particular interest: Kaveh, a highly intelligent architect whose tendency toward ill-advised compassion and professional expertise make him both accessible and potentially useful.
Dottore intends to quantify this so-called power of friendship and determine its practical applications.…Results may vary.
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This here is a verifiable and undisputed history of the greatest Texhan to have ever lived, Jungkook Jeon: cowboy, badass, hero, legend, and (according to surviving photographs) fine as hell.
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Jungkook is a himbo cowboy with a Texas-sized crush on the mayor’s son, Jimin. When industry and politics make Jimin the target of a deadly outlaw on the Southwestern frontier, Jungkook finds himself in a town where the law won’t protect him. So he becomes Jimin’s protection instead.
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oblivion by indomieseleraku
Fandoms: Dune - All Media Types, Dune Series - Frank Herbert, Serial Experiments Lain
08 Feb 2026
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She had a round face, still adorned by the blessings of youth. An innocent gaze, yet with a shudder, Paul could feel another entity beneath her eyes.
He knew that she wasn’t supposed to be here at all. She was out of place. Wearing a white, strapless gown, prancing and laughing in his vision, whispering in a language that he did not yet understand.
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Lain arrives to Arrakis.
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A Teachers "Patience" is a Good Thing! (JJK x OC) by HOLYMACKAREL
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
08 Feb 2026
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What happens when an evil, grudge-holding "God" is forced to become a teacher for Jujutsu Sorcerers as rehabilitation? Find out here!
(Btw, a lot of this includes my own OC lore, so it might be hard to understand, but I'll explain my best! ALSO NEW PARTS EVERY SUNDAY! . . . Hopefully.)