poolverine bingo >:)
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it might've been something, who's to say? by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Sep 2025
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Logan Howlett takes the job driving Prince Wade around because the money is too good to pass up. He stays because there’s something about the guy that gets under his skin, and for some reason, the prince seems to enjoy his company.
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It’s typical of Wade to make himself Logan’s problem when he’s avoiding going home, and most often, that involves grilling him from the back of the car on whatever topic of interest has wormed its way into the prince’s seemingly empty head that week. Wade’s questions range from how many wars have you fought in? to what’s it like being a mutant? to have you ever noticed the tune of Papa Can You Hear Me and Do You Wanna Build a Snowman are the same? And for the most part, Logan answers him without much thought.But today, Wade’s looking right at him—or at least facing him—and he chooses to ask, “Have you ever kissed a guy?”
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- Part 1 of poolverine bingo >:)
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Here's what definitely would've happened if Wade wasn't so dismissive of comic height Logan. I promise.
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"So what’s it gonna be, pretty boy? You gonna let me peel that costume off you, or are you gonna get the fuck outta my hair?”Wade may be stupid. But he’s not a fool. Pipsqueak or no, this is a Wolverine. Who knows if he’ll ever get this chance again?
“Sure, Lil’ Wolvie, you can take off my suit. If you can reach the zipper.”
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- Part 2 of poolverine bingo >:)
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Every six years, someone is chosen to make the trip to the Golden Serpent's temple. No one comes back. When his daughter's name is pulled, Wade Wilson says fuck that shit.
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There is no mistaking him. A man’s torso, broad shoulders and a surprisingly furry chest and abs, hips that break out in dazzling golden scales and give way to an impossibly long, thick tail. No horns, though. The Serpent’s hair is long, brown with a bronze luster to it, with charming cowlicks on either side. He can see how the silhouette of such a creature could seem like a horned monster. In the firelight, though, he’s glorious. It dances gleefully across his golden jewelry which somehow seems dull in comparison to his scales.
“Holy fucking shit,” Wade breathes.
The Serpent approaches.
“Are you gonna eat me?”
That seems to take the Serpent off guard. “Well…yeah.”Series
- Part 3 of poolverine bingo >:)
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Wade just wants to be closer to Logan. Logan's too afraid to let him in. More than once, Wade ends up in his bed and Logan ends up feeling like a piece of shit. Can Wade teach this sad old dog some new tricks?
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“Come on, are you really gonna kebab me over a little siesta?” Wade asks with a heavy sigh.He makes no move to get out of Logan's bed, so he grabs the idiot by the throat, dragging him to his feet. Wade grunts and kicks at him a little, but mostly he just laughs. He can’t take anything seriously. The little shit should be fucking scared. Logan can’t stand his stupid smirking mouth.
“Only time I want you in my bed is when you’re face down, ass up. Got it?”
“Can—can I get back in bed if I agree to—your terms and conditions?” Wade chokes out.
Still making jokes. Barely breathing, red faced and wheezing with weak laughter, Wade infuriates Logan in a way he can’t fucking describe. So he yells and jabs his claws into Wade’s side, then lets go of his throat to extend his other set and drive them in, too. Wade jerks and spits up blood, but his smile only falters for a second.
Logan wishes he could say it stops there, but it doesn’t.
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- Part 4 of poolverine bingo >:)
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boy, you got a heartbeat like a bludgeon by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Feb 2026
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Logan's been locked up for long fucking time. So long he doesn't even feel like a person anymore...that is, until his new nurse flips his whole world on its head. Slowly, he remembers who is is and what he stands for.
Wade knows the Wolverine isn't as bad as everyone says he is. They say he just snapped for no good reason, hence chucking his ass into the super special mutant-only looney bin, but that doesn't add up. He's gonna find a way to free his hero if it's the last thing he does with his miserable life.
And who knows, the two might even fall in love while they're at it.
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- Part 5 of poolverine bingo >:)
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Logan and (mostly) Wade get caught up in a make-out session while waiting for the bus home after a quiet Valentine's date.
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- Part 6 of poolverine bingo >:)