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  1. (i wanna take you on a) little ride by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)  

    02 Oct 2025

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    Here's what definitely would've happened if Wade wasn't so dismissive of comic height Logan. I promise.
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    "So what’s it gonna be, pretty boy? You gonna let me peel that costume off you, or are you gonna get the fuck outta my hair?”

    Wade may be stupid. But he’s not a fool. Pipsqueak or no, this is a Wolverine. Who knows if he’ll ever get this chance again?

    “Sure, Lil’ Wolvie, you can take off my suit. If you can reach the zipper.”

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