Fictober 2022
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"Where does your loyalty lie?" they ask Illya.
"Here" he says, but what he really meant is there.With them.
Fictober 2022 - Day 1 (Prompt: I chose you)
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- Part 1 of Fictober 2022
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The dangers of falling in love with you by shanimalew
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
02 Oct 2022
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"Nobody warned you about me?" Deadpool shouts as he pulls out his guns.
"Yes, that's why I'm taking these." He replies as his webs grab Deadpool's guns and throw them on the other side of the roof. "No killing when working with me, Pool", he continues."You already have a nickname for me? I'm touched, Spidey! I feel we're going to be great lovers!".
Fictober 2022 - Day 2 (Prompt: "Nobody warned you about me?)
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- Part 2 of Fictober 2022
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I really fucked it up this time, didn't I my dear? by shanimalew
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
03 Oct 2022
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Illya meets Napoleon three years after he's abandoned U.N.C.L.E.
“You hurt her”, Napoleon simply says.
“You know that was not my intention”, Illya says, “I wanted to protect her. And you”.
Fictober 2022 - Day 3 (Prompt: "That was not my intention”)
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- Part 3 of Fictober 2022
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An angel and a demon sitting under a tree falling in love...or not by shanimalew
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Oct 2022
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Crowley invites Aziraphale over for some drinks. He didn't expect the angel to find his statue so hilarious.
“How would that even work?” he asked.
“What?”
“An angel and a demon falling in love”
Crowley choked on air. Of course the angel would assume the corniest possible outcome.
“I don’t think they’re falling in love”.
Fictober 2022 Day 4 - Prompt: "How would that even work"
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- Part 4 of Fictober 2022
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The best nanny on Earth...and Hell by shanimalew
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2022
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“No, anything but that. I could do anything but…children”. Crowley said.
“You would be an amazing nanny, dear,” Aziraphale said, ignoring Crowley’s frown. “I think you have a lot in common”, he continued, “For one, you’re both incredibly immature and throw tantrums.”
Crowley’s mouth dropped.Fictober 2022 Day 5 - Prompt: "No, anything but that"
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- Part 5 of Fictober 2022
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Their undercover mission lost the ‘undercover’ part pretty fast and now Napoleon and Gaby were in the midst of a pretty hard fight, waiting for their Soviet in shiny armour for backup, because they also counted the number of security staff wrong.
Fictober 2022 Day 6 - Prompt: "Adaptable, I like that"
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- Part 6 of Fictober 2022
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Heard your guys broke a wall, need a hand? by shanimalew
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
07 Oct 2022
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“Have you read a newspaper?” Napoleon said on the other line.
“Just now. Have you?” she replied.
Her hands were tracing the headline as the man spoke. “That’s why I’m calling”.
“Check that again, are you sure? How many newspapers are talking about it?” she said.
“All of them."Fictober Day 7, Prompt: "Check that again, are you sure?"
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- Part 7 of Fictober 2022
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I hope you do remember by shanimalew
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Oct 2022
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My dear Crowley, No, no, too friendly.
Dear Crowley,
I apologise for my behaviour the last time we met. No, cross that.
Aziraphale tries to contact Crowley after their fight for holy water. However, he has some difficulties.
Fictober Day 8 - Prompt: "Do you remember?"
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- Part 8 of Fictober 2022
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“I may have fucked up." Napoleon exclaims, entering their kitchen.
Gaby looks up from her newspaper, "What did you do?".
"Well", Napoleon starts, sitting down in front of her and pouring some coffee into his cup, "You know how you asked me to tidy the house a bit yesterday?".
Fictober Day 9 - Prompt: "Sounds like a you problem"
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- Part 9 of Fictober 2022
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Aren't we the most discrete people you know? by shanimalew
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
10 Oct 2022
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“It’s my name on the line, my reputation”, Waverly continues, “That’s keeping you here, in the comforts of a supporting team who lets you do anything you want. And all I’m asking you is just a little bit more discretion while on a mission”.
“Aren’t we discrete?” Gaby says smiling. Smile that immediately fades as she meets Waverly’s angry gaze.
“You have destroyed a warehouse and a ballroom”. The man states.
Fictober 2022 Day 10 - Prompt: "It's my name on the line"
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- Part 10 of Fictober 2022
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Think! For once! by shanimalew
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
11 Oct 2022
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Peter has had a bad day.
For once, he forgot he had finished coffee, so he had to rush out of his house, late as always, without his morning boost of energy.
He should’ve known that would set his day up to be the worst.Fictober Day 11 - Prompt: "Think! For once!"
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- Part 11 of Fictober 2022
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Nothing that a rich breakfast (or blowjob) can't cure by shanimalew
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Oct 2022
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“And that’s the story of how I destroyed both my legs and my butthole, somehow," Deadpool said, butt-naked in front of the stove, cooking God knows what.
"You're making my head hurt" Peter mumbled, scratching his eyes.Fictober Day 12 - Prompt "You're making my head hurt"
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- Part 12 of Fictober 2022
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“No, I don’t want you to do that”, Illya says, “End of discussion”.
“We didn’t even start!” Gaby says, throwing her hands in the air, “Napoleon, say something”.
“I don’t want to get involved.” Napoleon replies, as he continues to read his book.
Gaby groans.
Fictober Day 13, Prompt: "I don't want you to do that"
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- Part 13 of Fictober 2022
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Never put yourself between Aziraphale and his books by shanimalew
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2022
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"What did you do, Crowley".
"Nothing bad I swear", the demon immediately replies, raising his hands in defense.
Crowley has yet to learn that there are some things Aziraphale cannot tolerate.
Fictober Day 14 - Prompt: "Yes. No. I don't know"
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- Part 14 of Fictober 2022
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You're the life I've always dreamed of by shanimalew
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Oct 2022
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“And then Wade just…jumped in front of me and destroyed the two drones following us with one swing of his katana. He was amazing”, Peter said, miming to Mary Jane the entire scene.
Mary Jane just laughed, stopping Peter’s trail of thought. “Why are you laughing?” he said, perplexed.
“Nothing, it’s just…you’re looking but you don’t see”, she said, spinning her drink, “Which is fun because both your work and Spiderman’s require great attention, so you should be good”.
“I don’t understand”.
“Maybe it’s not the best that I am your ex-wife but, Peter, have you ever considered that you have feelings for him?”
Peter’s mouth dropped.
Fictober 2022 Day 16 - Prompt: "You’re looking but you don’t see"
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- Part 15 of Fictober 2022
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"Are you serious?", Gaby yells from the bed, shaking the handcuffs that keep her on it, "Is this a sexual game? Because if so, now is really not the time".
"Nope, orders from the big one," Napoleon says, watching Gaby from the bedroom's door.
Fictober Day 17 - Prompt: "Are you serious?"
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- Part 16 of Fictober 2022