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Harry Potter And The- so I really am Fate's Bitch? by bookloser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
So, y'know, fuck him.One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.
Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
Right???Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-
What could possibly go wrong?
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The Beast at Your Side by ST_Osmanthus
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
20 Oct 2024
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Zoro had been this way for as long as he could remember. Once he set sail from Shimotsuki, he never lingered long in one place. No one wanted him around — an omega who could not obey.
“Fuck off,” Zoro replied.
Luffy’s smile didn’t fade. He got close, and Zoro braced himself to ward off another compulsion attempt.
Three seconds passed, and rather than confronting a mental onslaught, Zoro was being freed.
“I’m still not going to join your crew.”
“Yeah, you will!”
Parched and exhausted, Zoro bit back, “You can’t compel me into going with you either.”
Luffy stood shamelessly inside his personal space, so close Zoro could see the genuine confusion in his glimmering brown eyes when he asked, “What are you talking about?”
Only then did Zoro realize he couldn’t pick up even a hint of a scent from the man, alpha or omega.
Takes some inspiration from the live action. Includes spoilers up to the end of Water Seven/Enies Lobby. Now complete and edited.
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- Part 3 of ZoLu Works
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Donquixote 'Corazon' Rosinante could have bled out in the snow. Alone and cold and smiling, he could have died with no one to remember him but his Father and son.
OR Donquixote Rocinante could have decided enough was enough and turned tail, running off with his son for a chance at something better for the both of them. He could have taken his kid and run, creating a chain of events that would change everything - one small domino knocking into another and another until they're too tall and wide to see start to end. Creating a world similar to the original, but no where near the same.Wherein he becomes a father of four, gains a lover, a family, and a network of people he can love. Wherein his one small decision changes more than the world could ever know.
Oh? And what if one little southern Marine just got a little bit lucky? Setting off another domino chain to really screw some people over.
(AKA LASL, Rare Pairs, Fix-It's, and general shenanigans ensue. Title Once: Always in Motion is the Future)
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Ivy and Seaweed and Moss, Oh My by orphan_account
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
21 Sep 2023
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Kuina is seven years old the first time she says, "I wish I was a boy."
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"You could have been the best," Papa says, looking at her with a sad expression.
Kuina blinks. Her pride and eagerness start to wilt. "But… but I am going to be the best!"
"A girl can't be the best, Kuina."
"Well, I'll be a boy then," she decides, resolute. "I'd rather be a boy anyway!"
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Roronoa Zoro considers himself a simple man.
It wasn't always that way.
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- Part 1 of There's No Place Like Home
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Ace can sense the trans in people. He's always been able to know who is trans and what their gender is.
Even if the person themselves doesn't know it.
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Robert rubbed his temples. "Alright, polyamory. But how does that work, exactly?"
Malevola sighed, then leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees. "Alright, dumbass. Basic breakdown. Communication. Honesty. Boundaries."
"But like. I don't get it. You just get to...date and fuck whoever?"
"You're thinking way too black and white, idiot."
Sonar sighed. "That'd be the dream though. Infinite puss."
Malevola ignored him. "It's a lot more complicated than monogamous relationships. It's all about needs, desires, insecurities."
"But people are different. What if it doesn't match up?"
"Then you talk it out. Figure out compromises. Decide if you can meet those needs—or if you aren't compatible."
Robert stared at his phone. His thumb brushed over the background; Visi holding Beef.
"So. Now that we've educated you, what are you gonna do?"
"...I don't know."
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Or, how the Z-Team became a kitchen table polycule.
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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Bookmarked by ShunsuisSheath
18 Jan 2026
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I didn't mean my comment in a bad way. I'm genuinely sorry if I hurt you. Second hand embarrassment is like genuinely painful for me. ❤️❤️
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Five times the Z-team learned something new (and fucked up) about Robert's body, and the one time they did something about it.
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After an accident takes her mother, Flambae's neice finds herself being passed from foster family to foster family. When one of them strikes her, she runs to the only place she knows is safe: the SDN headquarters where her uncle works. Staying with uncle Chad's dispatcher isn't what she expected, but she'll take anything over being returned. She just wants family, and finds that when you look, you can find family anywhere. Even a group of reformed villains.
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- Part 1 of What is Family
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Divorced and tired, Ethan makes his way out of California and into Oregon.
AKA Mechanic Karl Heisenberg.
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Hayden knows something is wrong the moment Shane lets his coat drop to the floor, in a little pile by the front door, instead of neurotically hanging it up like he always does. How could a hookup with 'Boston Lily' leave him this distraught?
Or; an outsider perspective of episode 4, where Hayden has to pick up the pieces Ilya left of Shane after he storms out of his home in Boston.
01/18/25- EPILOGUE ADDED!
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- Part 8 of Hollanov