under penalty of death
probably gonna upset someone with how far this has strayed from its original purpose (sorry witcher fandom i know it's in no way an anime)
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We've all read the stories where Jaskier collects Witchers, well my friends this is where the Companions of Witcher's Collect Jaskier.
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The one where Roach loves her noisy-foal and so do the others.
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no one loves the birds that don't rise (tell the heroes go hide) by aHostileRainbow
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Mar 2025
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When Miss Fright - a hero whose quirk makes her essentially a human boggart - is invited to help Class 2-A identify and process their worst fears, no one expects smooth sailing. But as usual, Midoriya and Bakugou have to go Plus Ultra.
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A Bard In The Hand... by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Sep 2024
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...is worth two in the tavern?
In which Geralt finds himself with a lap full of bard, and isn't entirely sure what to do about it.
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Suddenly, something tugged at the arm of his robe and he startled, nearly dropping the bread he was holding. He turned around, ready to defend himself but he froze when saw the young girl staring down at him where he was kneeling by the pond.
”Can you help me find my mom?” She said, her fingers gripping the fabric of his sleeve tightly, eyes big and bright.
Zuko blinked.
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Or the one where a lonely Zuko starts to heal. -
Interview With The Todorokis & Co by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Aug 2023
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INTERVIEWER
Are you saying you aren’t worried about your mass murderer son claiming more lives? You don’t think he’s capable of an escape or attempting to hurt his own family again?
ENJI (completely nonplussed)
...He is being fed through a fucking straw.
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The Todorokis get interviewed post Touyaʼs discharge from the hospital. Itʼs very normal.
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Zuko was not a good shifter.
Azula could switch between her wolf and human skins between steps. Not Zuko, he needed several minutes before he even started the shift, and that was on a good day. If it had been Azula who Animal Control found in that alley, they would have walked away convinced that their eyes had played a trick on them. There had never been a dog there.
But Zuko's long transformation would have only revealed his kind to the world. Father may think he has no honor, but he wouldn't stoop so low as that. Even if that meant being dumped in animal shelter, trapped as much by the 24/7 security cameras as by the cage bars.
He had the worst luck.
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"Come on guys!" Aang said as he lead his friends through the clamoring barks of the shelter. "I want to show you my favorite dog! He's a sweetheart."
Aang lead the pair to where a monstrous beast of a dog was growling with raspy barks loud enough to drown out the rest of the shelter. His bright white teeth contrasted against golden eyes and a bright red scar that stretched over the side of his face as he lunged against the cage door.
Sokka laughed nervously. "Did the word 'sweetheart' change meaning when I wasn't looking?" -
How to Care for Your People; An (accidental) Memoir by Fire Lord Zuko by RejectsCanon
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
21 Nov 2020
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While trying to stop himself from falling, Chen had been flailing his arms in a desperate attempt to regain his balance. All his flailing manages to do, however, is smack his arm into one of the torches lining the wall. The force of his arm hitting the torch causes it to fall from its holder. Chen watches from the floor in horror as the torch falls, and somehow, somehow, on its way down, the flame touches the portrait of Fire Lord Sozin. Which then begins to catch fire. Chen feels like he’s watching everything happen in slow motion as the portrait is slowly being eaten up by flames. The portrait of Fire Lord Sozin is on fire holy shit.
Chen thinks he’s going to faint.
Or, times Fire Lord Zuko was nice and people were surprised, and one time everyone expected it.
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Katara forgives Zuko three episodes early (and Sokka does not) by koios
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
22 Jun 2021
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The Sibling Instinct™️ overpowers everything, including your dislike of your sort-of-enemy-turned-co-teacher
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'“How the fuck are we meant to steal a dragon?” Sokka asked, conveniently and concisely summing up Katara’s thoughts.
She didn’t even have the energy to pull him up on cursing in front of their resident twelve year old. How the fuck indeed.'
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Aang, Katara and Sokka have one more quest before they can be done with the gods for good. Dealing with the king and queen of the underworld can't be that hard, right?
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- Part 6 of Many, Many, Many Worlds
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Customer Service Solidarity (sometimes means you have to kidnap the fire lord from his own party) by myrskytuuli
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
24 Jul 2020
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They had spent hours and hours drilling and preparing the servers upon the importance of everything being perfect for the new fire lord. This was fine. Jin was good at her job. She could handle one fire lord.
Expect that wasn't the fire lord. That was FUCKING LEE!