Pure Crack
My personal stash of Fics to make me laugh.
(Open, Moderated)
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 4 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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Check in, One through Twenty, Go by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Mar 2022
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Class 1-A makes check-in phrases to make sure no one’s an imposter.
After the war, it turns into something else. -
the sassy, snappy and sarcastic assholes' guide to saving the universe by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Apr 2022
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A bitch, a diva and a drama queen are put in charge of saving the Universe.
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
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Gaggle of Bastards by Nation_Ustria for NyxAeternus23
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 Sep 2025
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Onscreen, the reporter does the typical introduction spiel, then turns to the party crasher. “You and your associates have been remarkably candid about who you are while you’ve crashed galas all over the tri-state area tonight, but would you introduce yourselves one more time, this time for the record?”
The party crasher grins, bright and mischievous, but there’s a glint in his eyes that makes some part of Bruce think predator. “Sure thing! I’m Jason Todd-Wayne, and me and the others are Bruce Wayne’s gaggle of bastard children.”
Bruce chokes.
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Thanks to a magician landing a lucky shot, all memory of the Batkids gets erased from the world.
They decide to make it absolutely everyone’s problem.
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It's not mathematically possible by andromarche
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
16 Jan 2024
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Kal'dur said, "Who exactly is a Wayne?"
Kara said, "This stupidly rich celebrity family out of Gotham. Bruce Wayne is infamous for adopting a lot of kids. But we can't all be dating a Wayne, right?"
"It's not mathematically possible," Kon began. "Is it?"
The silence in the room was deafening. Roy seemed to be counting his fingers.
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Roy Harper makes an off-hand comment about being invited to the Wayne Holiday Gala, and Artemis mentions that her and Wally have also been invited to the Gala. It doesn't take long for Jon, Kon, Kara, Steph and Clark to join in. They can't all possibly be dating a Wayne, right?
(Tagged mature for swearing and spice but no smut)
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- Part 3 of Andromarche's Batfam Shenanigans
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How Tony Stark Became the World's Top Arachnologist by Okbabe
Fandom Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
26 Nov 2022
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That's why his hair's so big, it's full of secrets by Bonfirefly
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
12 Oct 2025
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“Ok, it wasn’t blackmail, exactly, I just let them know that I had some information on them that I’m sure they didn’t want getting out.”
“That’s blackmail.”
“Ok, fine, so I may have blackmailed the CEO a bit. But it’s not like I did it for anything bad!"
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Peter Parker knows Everything about Everyone then makes it Everyone's problem
(Inspired by this Tiktok!
(Newly added 6th chapter 10/12/25!)
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- Part 5 of Spidey-Man
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Multilante by Starlight (Fandom_Eclipse)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Apr 2022
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Izuku was debating the merits of seeking out the new vigilante group that was on the news when he heard the list of known members. He knew those names. Specifically, he knew those because they were assigned to six of his hoodies.
He knew he should come clean. Maybe just stick to one costume, or stop being a vigilante altogether. Groups were treated much more seriously than lone entities, and he could get in serious trouble if they sent heroes after him expecting backup that didn’t exist.
A week later, he had characters designed for every hoodie he owned.
In which Izuku becomes a one-man organization, and everyone has to deal with the consequences.
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Plagiarism is Not a Joke, Batman by popsunner
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Nov 2020
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“How old are you?”
Bruce very much would like to have the last two minutes back please, turns out, he does not want to trust them with his identity.
“Twenty-three,” He growls.
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- Part 5 of DC One-offs