adoption speedrun
i choose you pikachu except there's no pikachu and depression's gone on its coffee break
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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“Is-” Tommy begins in a whisper. “Is it- are you speaking to-to me?”
It takes a second before his little singer’s voice comes through.
“Well of course,” the little singer replies. “Who else?”
Who else?
What a question, for a voice coming out of a little radio.
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Tommy finds a radio that brings a little light to his struggling life. (Completed!)
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- Part 9 of MCYT Stories
- Part 7 of Fuck You Wilbur Soot
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Robin gets in over his head and Jason drags him out of the water. Then Robin won’t let go. Then Robin imprints.
Jason should have left him in the water.
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Following the storyline of 'Forgiveness', Mono and Six now find themselves in the modern world, where they're homeless for a while, until they're found by one Officer William Allen.
Follow the kids as they navigate this new world, try to adjust to its rules, and leave the darkness of their world behind, finding family and happiness as they go. It's never easy, but they're nothing if not determined.Series
- Part 2 of Broken Loop AU
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After Technoblade is injured during a horse riding competition and his parents are notably absent, the state gets involved for suspected neglect. Only, as far as Techno is concerned, things have never been worse. At least before he always had Carl to depend on. Now he's lost in a world of new people and rules with nothing to hold onto.
This new "family" won't change that, no matter what anyone says.
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A group of pirates kill a merid, only to find that she was a mer-matron, and they have orphaned her young daughter. Who would they be if they did not save the child?
They wouldn't be the legends they are now, that's for sure.
Special thanks to otherwindow (tumblr), redporkpadthai (tumblr), and the corvidprompts discord server <3
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“Where did you learn to do that?” Gwaine asked, following Merlin up the bank.
“This is how normal people fish,” Merlin replied dryly. “Not trying to stab them with swords.”“This is a knife,” Gwaine retorted, sounding every bit as sulky as he felt.
“Still, you didn’t catch a fish.”
------------------------------------------------------Gwaine saves a young Merlin from a beating and ends up with a new little brother to take care of on his travels.
Or, what would Merlin be like if he had Gwaine influencing him over his formative years?
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"...what?" Arthur asked blearily as the boy set down his food. Merlin didn't even pause as he went to the dresser and tossed some more clothes out of the cabinet. "You... You have an apprentice?" He repeated and squinted. "Why?"
"Oh, you know," Merlin shrugged, tossing a tunic on the bed "In case I die or something." He said. The boy blinked before glancing over at Merlin with pursed lips.
"You're not dying, are you?" He asked and Arthur had to shake his head to try and keep up with the conversation.
"I don't think so... But you can never be certain." Merlin told him with an air of stoicism. Arthur scowled. Honestly. This was ridiculous. Clearly, this was his servant's newest attempt to get out of work (or at least work less).
"Merlin, you're not getting an apprentice." Arthur told him. Merlin stopped to look at the king.
"I am. I have. He's right there. Say hi, Daegal."
"Hi!"
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Daegal lives. Merlin takes him on as an apprentice. Arthur isn't sure what's going on. Mordred is also mad for some reason.
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Abducted or Adopted? by Starling12 for bitsinboots
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Oct 2022
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He thinks that they don’t know he’s intelligent. With how kind they just seem to be, he doesn’t think they would do this to an actual person. So maybe he just needs to prove himself to them, and they’ll show him human—er, alien—decency.
Yeah. Ok. How hard can that be?Or: Inspired by bitsinboots's 'Flying Saucer Attack'/continued from it, Tommy has been abducted/adopted by the SBI who believe he's a pet. Misunderstandings and fluff ensue!
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- Part 1 of Abducted or Adopted?
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Lost In Thoughts by Mowonty
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Sep 2021
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Izuku can't help hearing people thoughts. He can't help what people think of him.
What he can do is tell that hero about the villain who's thinking about planting a bomb.
Or: How Izuku gets adopted in a day.
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- Part 1 of I Think, Therefore I Am