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this puppy with homophobia in his eyes by heartsoars
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 May 2025
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Five months into sharing an apartment with Mydei, Phainon comes to the horrid realization that he is homophobic.
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"I'll show you what," Phainon said, taking out a rainbow dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn from the shelf. He pressed the button at the base, and music started playing while the dildo spinned slowly. "See?"
"What is that?"
"Actually I... I don't know either. Let's just put it back."
Having a part time job at an adult store has made it easier — and more frequent — for him to interact with attractive people who he would say are out of his league. Phainon manages. Mostly.
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- Part 9 of short amphoreus oneshots
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Zoro has heard enough stories about this Torao person to know what to expect. He expected the guy to be a man with spots, a fluffy hat and to not know who Luffy was because, honestly, only Luffy would remember and stay loyal to a two-week long relationship from when he was eight.
Or: After learning of Luffy's relationship with the mysterious Torao, the crew is dedicated in helping Luffy feel better after the 'relationship' explodes in his face. Safe to say, they were quite mistaken.
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Luffy gasps delightedly, head wiping around to stare up at Whitebeard with wide, excited eyes. “Ace tried to kill you too?!” he shouts. Behind him, the party doesn’t necessarily stop so much as pause, focusing in on the growing spectacle before them. Oblivious, Luffy continues on. “How long?”
Whitebeard looks down at the young pirate captain that’s practically vibrating in place. Then he looks to the blond revolutionary that is also staring up at him, gaze considering and keen. Then to his second division commander who now has his face in his hands, ears red where they poke out of his hair. Finally, he glances at the rest of his children, out of loop and confused, yet intrigued, nonetheless.
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Or, Ace dies (of embarrassment), Sabo is the dramatic middle child, Luffy is having a blast, and everyone else is just along for the ride.
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Best Birthday Wishes, To You and Yours by pengiesama for jellymiiii
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2020
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Shi Qingxuan celebrates a birthday, and everyone's invited to their big birthday bash!
(He Xuan, also, celebrates a birthday. No one's invited except the bone fish.)