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Loop #60
“Sup Dad,”
Muzan’s head turned only to instantly snap back the way it came with the impact of a steel-soled bright red shoe to his cheek.
By the time he had blinked the unexpected spots from his eyes, he was alarmed to see his son standing next to All Might, green lightning crackling over his form.
“Wh-Izuku!” He scolded, “What on earth are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be home with your mother? Does she know you’re here?”
Izuku met his gaze with a dull look, “You’re an international, semi-immortal crimelord that goes on murderous rampages for the heck of things, and you are still trying to parent me when I side with the heroes?”
“I AM still your father, young man.”
“You kidnapped Kacchan!”
“First off, that was the work of Tomura, not me. Honestly, I haven’t a clue what that boy was thinking with that one. Second off, Katsuki has been tormenting you since you were four, why do you still care for him?”
“First off, get my stepbrother under control again. Second off, society’s viewpoint on quirkless people skewed Kacchan’s worldview for a while but we figured it out and we’re dating now. Also if you can freely give and take quirks why the heck did you let me remain quirkless? I so would have been more on your side if you had given me a quirk.”
“Quirks used to come in much later do they do nowadays,” Muzan waved off, “Being my son I figured you’d develop later than most, and if not I was going to give you one for your birthday. Sadly All Might beat me to it. Wait a moment… did you just say dating?! Since when have you been dating? You’re still a child! You shouldn’t be interested in boys yet!”
Izuku rolled his eyes, falling to his defensive pose to cross his arms, “I’m fifteen, dad. I can date whoever I want and that includes my current boy AND girlfriend.”
“A girlfriend too?! Does your mother know about this?”
“Duh, She’s basically adopted Ocha-chan when I brought her home.”
“ Ocha-chan? Which one is she?”
“Uravity, you know short brown hair, pink cheeks, gravity powers?”
“Ah! The one Toga was telling me about,” Muzan gave a chuckle, “I see you inherited my preference for strong partners.”
“Speaking of which, Mom heard about all the leaguers you adopted and wants you to bring them over for dinner.”
“I suppose that can be arranged. Heavens knows that lot could use some motherly love.”
All Might who had been watching the conversation with a look of twisted dread on his face broke in, “Perhaps we should wait to see if your father is even free to do that Young Midoriya?”
“Can it, All Might,” Muzan seethed, “Don’t think I don’t know about you trying to commandeer my son, you filth.”
“Hey! Don’t talk to my second dad that way!”
“YOUR WHAT ?!?”
Loop #61
SneakySnake: I’m being adopted again
2Tired4This: Good let them keep you
SneakySnake: :(
2Tired4This: Cry about it pussy
SneakySnake: I’m Telling Dadgum you said this, Sensei
2Tired4This: Wait no
2Tired4This: I don’t need a lecture from Shiro
Majin Buu: Shiro huh 👀👀👀
SneakySnake: Oh yeah
RockLee: Dadgum and Dadzawa are in fact bumping uglies
SneakySnake: Residents in pound town
RockLee: Doing the No Pants Dance
SneakySnake: Playing bury the bone
RockLee: Sweeping the Chimney
SneakySnake: Doing them two-person push-ups
RockLee: Hitting a Home Run
SneakySnake: The Horizontal Hula
RockLee: The FourLegged Foxtrot
2Tired4This: I will disown both of you
EDDRW: Don’t Worry Aizawa the entirety of the Japanese Hero force is well aware that you and Fatgum know each other in the Biblical sense.
2Tired4This: You’re no longer allowed to hang out with Hawks either.
EDDRW: That will be difficult considering I have also been adopted by Fatgum, as has Hawks.
2Tired4This: Goddamit Shiro needs to stop picking up strays
SneakySnake: You’re looking mighty pretty in that glass house Sensei.
2Tired4This: You’re all grounded.
SneakySnake: That’s fair
RockLee: Dadgum wants to know if us being grounded means he’s not allowed to take us out for Mochi
RockLee: Please note that Tamaki is also here and looks like he might cry if Viper and I leave
2Tired4This:...
BraingoBrrrrrr: He’s got the ‘I love you all too much to say no, but my image” look on
2Tired4This: Shinsou
BraingoBrrrrrr: Ye?
2Tired4This: If you keep this up Im not bringing you along for Mochi
BraingoBrrrrrr: I’ll shut up now
2Tired4This: Good, I’m getting Eri, be ready to go in five
2Tired4This: Tokoyami you too
EDDRW: 🥳
Loop #82
Endeavor’s eye twitched as he watched the Sports Festival unfold in front of him. Down on the field, there was a child, the Perfect child, who easily manipulated fire and ice as if they were parts of the child’s own body and not devastating forces of nature. A strong powerful child that would be a perfect successor and rightful heir to take on the mantle of Number One Hero.
There was just one slight problem.
That child was not his.
No, despite his son’s appearance, he bore a quick more often linked with the Iida Clan, and had it not been for a DNA test confirming that Shoto was his son he would have assumed that there had been some sort of error at the hospital.
This girl, however…. Her power was undeniable as she tore through the competition like tissue paper.
Perhaps… Perhaps he could still use this to his advantage, she would be a lovely daughter-in-law.
As if the teens below could hear his thoughts the 1v1 battle down below between his dream successor and the pink-skinned teen with electric powers came to an abrupt halt as the pink-skinned girl caught his dream successor in a kiss that was eagerly returned, making his plans of an arranged marriage shrivel. Electricity pulsed and his dream successor went flying from the ring.
“Wowie!” Present Mic’s voice echoed around them, “Mina Ashido taking a page from Midnight’s playbook there to catch Uraraka off guard! Uraraka has been eliminated! If she is able she will be facing off against the loser from the next match to see who shall be taking home third, while Ashido will be moving on to the final round!”
Uraraka, hm?
He hadn’t been expecting to be making an intern request this year but it shouldn’t take his secretary long to draft the form.
Unfortunately for Endeavor, he had no idea that this was the exact thing Uraraka was hoping for.
Loop #89
Aizawa gazed along the beach in some essence of pride. He knew that Izuku normally cleaned the beach in the loops where he agreed to become All Might’s successor, but having helped the boy reach that goal, while also building his fighting skills was incredible to see.
It was still two weeks until the Entrance Exam and Izuku was ready to receive OfA already.
Hopefully, between him and Yagi, they would stop Izuku from embarrassing himself when all of the heroes Yagi had cultivated watched the boy with bated breath at the UA Exam.
A sudden ringing phone cut through his thoughts as he turned to see Yagi pause in his conversation with Izuku to answer.
“Hello?” He answered only for his hand to fly away from his face as the shouting echoed through the receiver with an intensity that would make Mic jealous.
“WHAT THE ACTUAL BULLHONKY IS THIS I’M HEARING FROM SHUZENJI ABOUT YOU BLABBING TO YOUR ENTIRE LITTLE MERRY BAND OF GAMETES ABOUT ONE FOR ALL? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND, YOU ZYGOTE? I HAVE HALF A MIND TO TRACK YOUR SORRY TUCKUS DOWN AN-”
As if by instinct Yagi beefed up and launched his phone towards the water. Aizawa could still hear the threats from Grand Torino echoing over the ocean as the phone skipped across the waves before finally sinking down towards the sea floor.
Izuku stared with bulging eyes as Yagi shrank down once more with a harsh cough.
“What was that?”
Yagi looked towards where the phone had vanished with the hollow expression of a man sentenced to the gallows, “The consequences of my own actions, my boy.”
Loop #153
“Good Morning Starshine! The Earth says Hello~”
Momo was barely coherent before she had a blade in hand holding it up to the throat of a grinning Toga before the loop memories clashed in her head.
“Opps,” She hummed, keeping her face deadpanned as she pulled back from the girl that was a friend in this timeline, “Sorry Himiko, you scared me.”
The blonde simply laughed, “You really aren’t paying attention are you, Yamomo.”
It took a minute to process what was off, but Momo's eyes grew large as it clicked into place.
"Why are we talking in Japanese?" She hissed, earning a carefree giggle.
"Tama-Kun said it would be the best way to convince you guys I'm here too! He's really smart. Either way, Tamaki, Mirio, and Nejire wanted to know if you wanted to help me take down Touya since he's kinda going crazier than normal and we're closest. You game?"
"You're looping now?" Momo questioned slowly, earning a nod, "The Big 3 know and trust you enough to plan to assassinate Touya, someone that up until this point has been our best friend and leader in this loop?"
"Yup!" Toga giggled, "So?"
"You know what? This isn't even in the top three weirdest revelations of the loops so far. why not?"
"Yea! We should probably get to that soon since the eclipse is hitting in about thirty minutes and he's on distraction Team Avatar duty for when they lead their raid."