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Correspondence - Kaedehara Kazuha
Kaedehara Kazuha
PLEASE give me money
Beidou
no
earn it
Kaedehara Kazuha
but we are best friends
Beidou
ningguang is my best friend
Kaedehara Kazuha
WOW
i see how it is
Beidou
YOU ARE GETTING NOTHING FREE FROM ME
Kaedehara Kazuha
ill find a way
somehow
Beidou
good fucking luck lmao
Guild Correspondence
Tartaglia
the fact that venti is 21 and still alive speaks numbers about humanity
Venti
shut the fuck up
Lisa
true
Venti
IM NEVER HELPING YOU AGAIN
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Diluc
last time we were doing a domain together you stood there and did absolutely nothing
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Lisa
venti you need to actually contribute
Venti
earn it
Tartaglia
i dont owe you SHIT
Venti
wow i cant believe u
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Kaeya
you died instantly last time
Venti
im so sorry guys please stop bullying me
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Xiao
die
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Venti
why would he do that
Lisa
deserved
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HuTao
hes still mad over yesterday
Venti
oh
screw him LLLLLL
Lisa
ayo what happened
Tartaglia
knowing xiao probably something really petty
Venti
i took all of his flowers before him when he was farming
Kaeya
get fucked
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Kaedehara Kazuha
Can i add some of my friends in this guild ours is fucking poor as fuck
Lisa
combined networth?
Kaedehara Kazuha
adequate
Venti
ask mona
Kaeya
ill text her to get on
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Mona
sure give me their ids
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Thoma
finally. an active guild
Lisa
we're active but we sure as hell aint good
HuTao
hey my guy nice avatar
Thoma
thanks my guy you too
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Kamisato Ayaka
selling electro arts
Lisa
me
Tartaglia
you're cryo class why would you have fucking electro shit
Kamisato Ayaka
was helping grind accidently claimed and it turned out to be some godly shit
Mona
drop stats?
Lisa
its mine.
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Mona
does it look like i need electro
Kamisato Ayaka
35% cd 4% cr 16 atk 4% atk
Mona
hey how much is that
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Yae Miko
dibs
Lisa
THATS MINE DIPSHIT
HuTao
language.
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Lisa
listen here, punk
Yae Miko
you're mom
Correspondence - Amber, Lisa, Kaeya
Kaeya
up for mora runs
Amber
whats this? a brave warrior that wants to gridn the dreaded mora dungeon instead of arts?
Jean
you can grind mora...
Kaeya
ALL OF YOU ARE HOPELESS
WE ARE LITERALLY FUCKING LATE GAME
Amber
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO
I AM AWARE OF ITS EXISTENCE. I AM JUST EXTREMELY SCARED OF IT
Kaeya
im going somehwere else fuck you guys
Correspondence - Diluc, Tartaglia, Zhongli
Diluc
im not spending 50$ for a class change
plus i like dps
Tartaglia
but we need a healer
Diluc
zhongli's 6th cons can sort of heal
Zhongli
i cannot afford that
Tartaglia
how would you feel if i gave you money to buy 6th cons
Zhongli
i can't really accept that
it is quite expensive you know
Tartaglia
i have c20 you think im scared
Diluc
thats just fucking unnecessary
doesnt each con after 6 just give you bonus stats and thats useless af
Tartaglia
you did not just call bonus stats useless
im have double the stats than all of you
Kaeya
whats hot
Diluc
lack of healer in this comp
Kaeya
well i dont really see the problem
Diluc
your passive heals you by like 200 health maximum. don't even try to come in here with that attitude
Zhongli
that's still 200 more than what we get
Tartaglia
HE CAN HEAL HIMSELF
Kaeya
im c12 bro
Diluc
how tf did you afford that
Kaeya
your credit card
Diluc
was this your plan from the beginning.
Tartaglia
arent cons pretty cheap tho
Diluc
he built himself extremely fucking broken
its like double the price than ours
zhongli's is like triple
i think the reason why people dont play healer support is bcs its so fucking expensive
Kaeya
im just joking
i grinded the 600m mora manually
Zhongli
wow
Kaeya
i have a severe lack of life
Tartaglia
same bro
Diluc
we've been known
Kaeya
anyways mora runs?
Zhongli
you can grind mora?
Tartaglia
WAIT WHAT?
Diluc
i thought you can only get them from quests
Kaeya
this entire server is braindead
Guild Correspondence
Kaeya
OKAY SO DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW YOU CAN GRIND MORA
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Venti
YOU CAN WHAT??
Kaeya
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME RIGHT NOW
Mona
i heard mora and i came immediately
Ningguang
so you have exposed my tricks of the trade
HuTao
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME IM HEARING ABOUT THIS
YOU CAN GRIND FUCKING MORA
Yoimiya
we are listening
Kaeya
all of you are so fucking stupid
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Kaeya
yk the one dungeon that's so fucking hard you need a full lv 65 team to clear it moderately easy
Mona
oh the cancer dome
Kaeya
it gives 2000x the mora you'd get from a normal run
like, maybe 1.2m per run?
Venti
i am so interested go on
Diluc
ur only lv 54 tho
Kaeya
i had my cousins carry me through it for my reservoirs theyre lv 75 and 83 so it was pretty easy
Tartaglia
THEYRE WHAT???
Kamisato Ayaka
IT GOES THAT HIGH??
Lisa
i am terrified rn
Arataki Itto
im never going in that dungeon again
i accidently tried to solo it when i was like 50 thinking i was strong enough
never again
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Kujo Sara
idiot
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Mona
so how do we peasants clear it
Kaeya
idk get good
any 3 brave souls want to do a run with me
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Kaeya
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING BAD
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Sangonomiya Kokomi
yes it is.
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Mona
whats the comp
Kaeya
no idea
every elite enemy ever
Jean
i need money
if needed i will volunteer as healer
HuTao
im kind of scared of that
death room
Zhongli
if someone buys me 2nd cons i can maybe help
Tartaglia
say no more
i am broke as shit(in mora)
Kaeya
no youre not
Ningguang
hes just jealous of me
HuTao
how did u pass that dungeon tho
Ningguang
pure power, the skill of dodging, food gadget, and patience
Thoma
so is there another method of grinding mora aha
Kaeya
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING BAD
Thoma
SAYS TYHE ONE WITH A LV 83 CARRY
DONT PRETEND YOU'RE THE SAME AS US FUCKING LOWLIVES
Kaeya
yk what. im gonna solo this shit
Tartaglia
absolutely not
take me with you
Kaeya
JUST JOIN ME
IM TAKING THE FIRST 3 THAT COMES
HuTao
this is gonna either be the best or worst thing ever
Current World Population: 3/4
Kamisato Ayato
this is perhaps the worst comp ive ever seen
Yoimiya
we've played before and we were a good duo
Kamisato Ayato
we're about to tackle the worst dungeon ever created in this entire fucking game and we have no healer
Kamisato Ayaka
yoimiya and i are a good comp (i swear)
wait hold on
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Yoimiya
fuck yeah, healer
Sangonomiya Kokomi
hey guys
what r u up to
Kamisayo Ayaka
i was gonna msg for a healer but nvm ig
we're attempting mora dungeon
Sangonomiya Kokomi
see id leave
but like
im the only healer
Yoimiya
it appears we have played ourselves
Kamisato Ayato
i hope you are prepared
to get yelled at for the next hour
Sangonomiya Kokomi
im used to it
Yoimiya
ok im inviting you guys
Current World Population: 3/4
Kaeya
thanks guys
Albedo
i didnt even do anything
i just placed my buff down and literally afk'd
Kaeya
your buff does more than my entire career
Dainsleif
clearly a man who has not played since launch
Albedo
i didnt play since launch and im lv 75 lmfao
Kaeya
my entire guild is in the 50s
yall are some sort of insane fucks
Dainsleif
i wont give up until i am forever first place on the leaderboards
Kaeya
you're first rn
Dainsleif
keyword: forever
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Kaeya
oops i forgot i had auto join on
Tartaglia
is this a bad time
are these your overpowered cousins
Kaeya
we're grinding mora
Tartaglia
can i join
please this is my only chance to get rich
Dainsleif
finally a full party
this can go even faster now
Albedo
sub 10 mins lets go
Tartaglia
im suddenly scared
10 mins
for THAT SHTI??
Dainsleif
i think we can do sub 7
Tartaglia
i cant even beat it in 2 hours
Albedo
witness the power of no lifers
Current World Population: 4/4
Yoimiya
KOKOMI
KOKOMI
KOOOOOKOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
RES ME PLS IVE BEEN DEAD FOR A FULL MINUTE
KOKOMIII
RES ME PLS
IM WORTH IT
JUST GO AROUND THEM
OR SOMETHING
IDK
PLEASE IM I JHUST WANNA BE ALIVE
Sangonomiya Kokomi
HOLD ON
IM RUNING FOR MY LIFE
AYAKA AYATO BACK ME UP IM GOING FOR THE REVIVE
Kamisato Ayaka
IM AT 2K HEALTH
NEED HEAKLIONG
Kamisato Ayato
I CANT DO ANYTHING
Sangonomiya Kokomi
OH MY FUCKING GODKSAHFSA
Yoimiya
GUYS DONT DIE PLEASE
WE'RE SO CLOSE
KINDA
JUST 600 MORE
Kamisato Ayato
JUST??
HOW MANY FUCKING MOBS ARE IN THIS DUNGEON
Yoimiya
1000
Sangonomiya Kokomi
IM GONNA BREAK MY KEYBNOARD
Kamisato Ayaka
YOURE TELLING ME THERES 1000 FUCKING ELITE ENEMIES IN ONE FUCKING DUNGEON
I START SWEATING WHEN THERES LIKE 2 GEOVISHAPS IN A NORMAL ONE
IM SO
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS
THERES LIKE 60 RUIN GUARDS IM RUNING
Yoimiya
IM STILL DEAD
WHY DID WE ONLY HAVE 1 HEALER
I DONT THINK 4 HEALERS ARE ENOUGH FOR THIS
WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR A HOUR
Kamisato Ayato
TRY BEATING 20 LAWACHURLS
Kamisato Ayaka
I THINK YM SITUAITON IS WORSE DEAR BROTHER
Yoimiya
TY FOR RES
Sangonomiya Kokomi
IM SWEATIN G SO MUCH
YOURE FUCKING WELCOME
NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN
GET IN HERE SO I CAN HEAL YOU
STIOP RUJNNING
Kamiasato Ayaka
THERES 60 RUIN GUARDS AND THEYRE ALL SPINNING I CANT STOP RUNNING
Kamisato Ayato
ALL THIS FOR 1.2M MORA
Yoimiya
HONESTLY WORTH IT
Sangonomiya Kokomi
I SAID TO MYSELF ID NEVER COME BACK TO THIS PLACE AGAIN
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
IM GONNA CRY
IM CRYING IRL RN
THERES WATER OB MY HEYBOARD
ITS MY TEARS
DID YOU JUST FUCKING DIE
Kamisato Ayaka
YES I DID
HOW LONG UNTIL RES
Kamisato Ayato
probably like 10 mins
Kamisato Ayaka
NO
Sangonomiya Kokomi
why did i vbeocme a healer
Correspondence - Mona, Venti, Xiao
Mona
here's the problem
our combined networth is like 2 mora
so we gotta do it one dya
but theres a thousand fucking elites in there
Venti
tf
how did u know
Mona
i loaded it up solo and it said "defeat all enemies 0/1000"
i was like "what" and then it spawned in 60 ruin guards
Xiao
what in the flipping fucking fuck?
Zhongli
that will be quite the challenge, indeed
Mona
quite the challenge he says
indeed he says
old man you dont get it
Zhongli
i am only 1 year older than you guys
Xiao
my timbers are shivering just by thinking about it
why is getting rich so hard
how does ningguang do it
Zhongli
if we knew, we wouldn't have +16 artifacts
Xiao
that is perhaps
and i mean this with 0 exaggeration
perhaps the worst dungeon in the game ever and i think it's wise for us to stay forever poor than to tackle that
Zhongli
and so we return to 6000 mora per clear....