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  1. Bilateral Domestic Protocol v2.0 by

    Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)  

    30 Jan 2026

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    After years of playing the sidekick, a major grant from the Department of Energy finally gives Leonard Hofstadter the confidence to stop asking for permission. What begins as a "quiet rebellion" of mismatched socks, jazz music, and unapproved Thai food sends Sheldon Cooper into a silent tailspin of obsolescence anxiety. However, as the old Roommate Agreement fractures, a new, warmer equation emerges. Through shared hoodies, "tactile calibration," and lopsided pancakes, Leonard and Sheldon move past rigid protocols to find a more intimate, perfectly balanced symmetry.

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