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SSKK Idol AU

Summary:

He was a punk, He did ballet
What more can I say

(Jk I just wanted to quote a song lyric)

Umm surprise? Idol Atsushi reveals that he finds rockstar Akutagawa cute.

Notes:

I wrote funny little references (math, Idol, numbers)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Nakajima Atsushi, only 18, an idol, often makes his own music, modeling, and acting.

Called Weretiger after his beautiful white tiger costume inspired by his song for halloween. The reason for his fame was from his hit song ‘Beast Beneath the Moonlight’ the song was light, yet talked about transforming into a beast under the full moon.

From there Nakajima-kun got the lead for “Light, Wind and Dreams”

And his fame only grew from there!”

The interview exclaimed, “And now we have Nakajima-kun right here!”

Cheers could be heard from outside the building, the fans–who called themselves ‘tigers’ in the guest seating area screamed and cheered, as the white haired man walked onto the platform.

“Welcome, Nakajima-kun, it is a wonderful sight to see you here tonight.” The interviewer said, shaking his hand.

Atsushi only chuckled “Haha, it’s fine you’re good,” Atsushi waved at the crowd, where some tigers screamed. (Sighh here we go, another interview)

“Now we have a couple questions for you today!” The interview said sitting down on their seat.

Atsushi nods, sitting on the seat opposite of the interviewer’s, “Go ahead!”

“Ah! Yes, first question, how do you feel about becoming a, say overnight celebrity?”

Atsushi thought for a couple seconds, “Ah, well see, all I really did was go to sleep only to wake up to my phone blowing up. Regardless, I am very thankful for everyone who has supported me from day one” Atsushi smiled. ‘I swear this is the 10th time I've said this. Be creative and think of better questions

“Ok, second, how do you feel about Lucy Maud Montgomery?”

“Oh! Montgomery-chan, she’s my good friend. I really look up to her as a co-star!” Atsushi said genuinely. ‘Don’t get me wrong I love Montgomery-chan, but NOT romantically.

“Ah. I see, ok! Next, what are your thoughts on another song or show?”

“Hm, well to be frank, I think my manager would like me to lay back for a while, so I might be just doing modeling for a good while, but hopefully I can recover quickly!” ‘Omfg you want ME to do another show? WHILE writing another song??? You guys are crazyy. When will this end!! Help!!

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“Ok! Our final and last question! Who do you think is the best good looking person the your industry?”

(eh?) “Hmm, that's a hard one,” Atsushi said, taking a couple minutes to think. “I’d have to say Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, he’s pretty cute.” Atsushi said, chuckling, his ears showing the faint hint of pink.

“Ah I see thank you, for your time Nakajima-kun” The interviewer stood up shaking his hand again

“No, thank you for interviewing me,” Atsushi said, also standing up, shaking her hand.

INTERVIEW OF NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI REVEALS SHOCKING TRUTH!

Saturday 5pm

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NAKA4EVER @ilyfishes | Saturday 5:06pm

who’s this ‘Akutagawa’ i need to see this ‘cute’ man.

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I LOVE ATSUSHI @ILOVEATSUSHI | Saturday 5:07pm

@ilyfishes NAHH FR THO LIKE WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY MAN??

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Tiger go rar @froggy | Saturday 5:08pm

@ILOVEATSUSHI NAHH ARENT YOU THE PERSON THAT WAS GIVEN A RESTRAINING ORDER FROM ATSUSHI FOR STALKING!?!? 💀

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Tiger go rar @froggy | Saturday 5:07pm

@ilyfishes Fr tho who is this person!??

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Akutagawa Ryuunosuke @AkutagawaRyu | Saturday 6pm

@NakajimaAtsushi Thank you for the compliment.

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NAKA4EVER @ilyfishes | Saturday 6:06pm

@AkutagawaRyu Ewww youre not even that cute what is naka-kun on about??

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#1 AKU! @oioibakaa | Saturday 6pm

HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE CALL OUR KING UGLY!!?!??!

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NAKA4EVER @ilyfishes | Saturday 6:06pm

@oioibakaa IM sOrRy WE SPEAK THE TRUTH!

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Nakajima Atsushi @NakajimaAtsushi | Saturday 6:35 pm

@AkutagawaRyu No! Thank you so much for being such an eye candy!😊

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Tiger go rar @froggy | Saturday 6:38pm

@NakajimaAtsushi Nooooo he doesnt deserve youuuu

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RYUU<33

Saturday 6:30pm

: Jinko. Really?

sorryyyyyy<333 come on think of it as like advertisment :

: Don’t talk to me until you can spell shit right.

: Fucking dyslexic tiger.

But you love me right Ryuu? <3 :

: Unfortunently.

LMAO I can think of Dazai-san’s reaction rn :

: Chuuya-san already gave me an earful, I assume it was because of Dazai-san.

Oof that mustve sucked couldnt be me! <3 :

: Shut the fuck up, Jinko.

Make me! :

: I’m coming home, right now.

oh fuck you :

: I’d love to.

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“Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, only 20, already been in 3 bands, officially a solo artist.

Best known for his single, Rashōmon. He writes his own music. Considered a music monster for how fast he can make flawless music so quick.

But in the rock industry a literal monster!”

“And we have him right here! Right now! Say hello to Akutagawa Ryuunosuke!” The interviewer said enthusiastically. The guest seating area roared as Akutagawa walked out sitting across from the interviewer.

“Hello Akutagawa-kun, it is a delight to see you today.” The interviewer beamed.

Akutagawa nodded, “Likewise, Mx (Interviewer).”

“Say, Akutagawa-kun. You are trained under Chuuya Nakahara, how is it? We’ve had plenty of other mentees of his, complain. I’d like to see your thoughts about him.” The interviewer joked.

“If I had to say, Chuuya-san is very laid-back. But whenever something is amiss, he often expresses his distaste for it very…” Akutagawa pauses, “Loudly.”

The interviewer laughs, “I interviewed him once, and suspected that.”

“Ahem, now, another question…”

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“Now our last and most asked question!” The interviewer questions.

“What are your thoughts on rising global popstar sensation, Nakajima Atsushi?”

Ah, of course they ask about Jinko, I should’ve seen this coming’ Akutagawa thinks to himself.

“Akutagawa-kun?”

“Ah, yes. Nakajima-kun is way too kind, I don’t deserve his compliments, for he is much more cuter than me.”

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INTERVIEW OF AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE REPLIES TO NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI!

Wednesday 10am

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NAKA4EVER @ilyfishes | Wednesday 10:05am

DAMN RIGHT Atsushi is 100% CUTER than him

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Tiger go rar @froggy | Wednesday 10:06am

@ilyfishes ONG DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO????

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NAKA4EVER @ilyfishes | Wednesday 10:07am

@froggy Could say the same to you but you dont see me complaining 🙄

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#1 AKU! @oioibakaa | Wednesday 10:05am

GUYS HES MAKING AKU SOFT!!! GET THE DEVIL AWAY FROM HIM!!

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Sushi🍣

Wednesday 10:30am

: AKUTAGAWA!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Akutagawa is busy, and cannot reach the phone currently :

: bullshit

: 1 ryuu would never give someone else his phone unless its gin or me

: 2 YOU JUST FUCKING ANSWERED ME TEXT (Read)

: DONT DARE YOU LEAVE ME ON READ (Read)

: YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT (Read)

: I HATE YOUUUUUUUU (Read)

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Slug 🎩

Wednesday 10:35am

SLUGGG CAN WE MAKE A POLL FOR WHOSE THE HOTTEST ATSUSHI VS AKUTAGAWA?? :

: Ew no

WYDM “Ew”??? I THOUGHT ADA AND PMR ARE AT PEACE AFTER FUKU AND MORI GOT ENGAGED:

: Ik but does it look like i care? We shouldnt meddle with their love lives

COME ONN WE CAN MAKE ANOTHER GENERATION OF COUPLES :

: I do not fucking care. Theyre probably secretly dating

… :

I’m gonna kms :

: Good (Delivered)

: Dazai? (Delivered)

: Samu I was just kidding. (Delivered)

: Osamu pls answer me we can do the poll

HA! SCARED YOU!!! :

: Your sleeping on the couch tonight bastard.

Lyt <3 :

I’ll go ask Mori and Fukuzawa! :

: ok.

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Osamu Dazai @DazaiOsamu520 | Wednesday 11:00am

@NakajimaAtsushi @AkutagawaRyu

Hello All! It ‘tis I Dazai!

Here is a poll: the winner gets a date with me! :3

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke     40%

Nakajima Atsushi                60%

2M votes | Poll ends in 22 hours

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#1 AKU! @oioibakaa Rebeeped Osamu Dazai @DazaiOsamu520 | Wednesday 11:05am

Osamu Dazai @DazaiOsamu520 | Wednesday 11:00am

@NakajimaAtsushi @AkutagawaRyu

Hello All! It ‘tis I Dazai!

Here is a poll: the winner gets a date with me! :3

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke 40%

Nakajima Atsushi 60%

2M votes | Poll ends in 22 hours

HOW IS AKUTAGAWA LOWER THAN THE CAT?!??

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I LOVE ATSUSHI @ILOVEATSUSHI | Wednesday 11:07am

@oioibakaa SYBAU ATSUSHI HATES BEING CALLED CAT HE IS A WERETIGER!!!

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Akutagawa Ryuunosuke @AkutagawaRyu | Wednesday 12pm

@NakajimaAtsushi I voted for you

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Umamusume!! @ilikegameshh | Wednesday 12:03pm

@AkutagawaRyu why the fuck do i feel sexual tension on my phone screen

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I LOVE CHUUYA MORE THAN MYSELF @ILOVECHUUYAMORETHANMYSELF Rebeeped Osamu Dazai @DazaiOsamu520 | Wednesday 12:30pm

Osamu Dazai @DazaiOsamu520 | Wednesday 11:00am

@NakajimaAtsushi @AkutagawaRyu

Hello All! It ‘tis I Dazai!

Here is a poll: the winner gets a date with me! :3

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke 40%

Nakajima Atsushi 60%

2M votes | Poll ends in 22 hours

Im kinda convinced this is like the #fukumori #chuuzai scandal but then again everyone assumed wrong about #fukufuku and #ransano

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Nakajima Atsushi @NakajimaAtsushi| Wednesday 12:30pm

@AkutagawaRyu I voted for you too!!

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Chuuya-san

Wednesday 12:00pm

Apologies for bothering you on your lunch break Chuuya-san. :

But may I ask, why did Dazai-san post the poll so early? :

: I also have no fucking idea best believe im yelling at him right now

Understood, Chuuya-san. Hope you win. :

: thank you

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Dazai-san

Wednesday 12:30pm

DAZAI-SAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA POST IT TOMMORROW!! :

: shush atsushi

: im busy

Oh :

Sorry :

But did you talk to Akutagawa first yet? :

: I think chibi did but didnt you start it first?

I’m so sorry Dazai-san for having to clean up my mistakes! :

: its okkk!!!

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RYUU<33

Wednesday 12:33pm

RYUU :

: Yes Jinko?

How long do you think it takes till someone finds out? :

: Someone did because of all the relationships between the Audio Device Archives and the Port Musical Records.

oh :

: Gin wants to know if you are coming home tonight, because she will also be at our house tonight.

Idk maybe :

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Osamu Dazai @DazaiOsamu520 | Thursday 10:00am

HELLO HELLO EVERYONE!!

THE RESULTS ARE IN AND NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI GETS TO GO OUT WITH ME BY A WHOPPING %3 DIFFERENCE!

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Nakajima Atsushi @NakajimaAtsushi| Thursday 10:03am

@AkutagawaRyu @DazaiOsamu520 Aw man, I wanted Ryuu to go out with Dazai :( I see Dazai-san everyday Ryuu should see him once and a while too.

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Akutagawa Ryuunosuke @AkutagawaRyu | Thursday 10:05am

@NakajimaAtsushi It’s ok, go have fun with Dazai-san, love.

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Notes:

I learned one thing about myself when writing this.
I only write well when I'm HEAVLY movitivated (often started by reading fanfiction)

I also learned a lot abt coding when I was writing this fic.
so thank you TikTok, and thank you reddit

also TRUST Akutagawa is canonically a Grammar police! (he doesn't correct Atsushi or Chuuya tho)

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