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  1. The Menace of Buckingham by

    Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)  

    15 Nov 2025

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    Then she says, with all the subtlety of a brick: “There is the issue of children.”
    And oh, here we go.
    Alex sits down without being asked. “I am doing my very best to put a baby in your grandson. Truly. But the issue remains, he doesn’t have a uterus.”
    “INSOLENCE.”
    “He also doesn’t ovulate,” Alex adds cheerfully. “Real shame.”
    Queen Mary turns an actual color. It’s sort of violet. The color of wrath and sugar plums.

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