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Part 3 of Silly AU
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Published:
2025-10-20
Updated:
2026-02-02
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Silly

Summary:

Sonic replied to a Twitter comment and the internet collectively lost their minds trying to figure out who he was dating. Here’s the ensuing shenanigans.

Rated T because Eggman’s gonna make an announcement.

Notes:

Don’t like, don’t read.

If you’ve read Breadcrumbs, know that this will be formatted differently from it. Instead of being told through online articles, this will be told through the social media posts, Discord servers, and texting. Also, I will try to make Espio and Sonic interact as much as possible, since they’re such a rarepair.

Everything will be shown in chronological order.

If you’re here because you thought the plot was interesting, I hope I do a halfway decent job executing this.

If you’re here because you’re a Sonespio shipper, I hope I do the ship justice.

If you’re here because of the Snapcube reference, it won’t be in this chapter, but you’ll get it eventually.

I hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Twitter:     

     Sonic’s #1 Fan @sonicsimper

     @theblueblur Will you go on a date with me? 🥺🙏

     |

     Sonic the Hedgehog @theblueblur

     Besides the fact that you’re a complete stranger, I’m taken.

 


     Alice the Great @queenalice 

     @theblueblur Please elaborate. 

              ———————————————————————————————
              |Sonic the Hedgehog @theblueblur                                  |

              |Besides the fact that you’re a complete stranger, I’m taken.|

              ———————————————————————————————

Reddit:        
     r/SonictheHedgehog

     SherlockShipper

I Sense a Mystery

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     Sonic’s #1 Fan @sonicsimper

     @theblueblur Will you go on a date with me? 🥺🙏

     |

     Sonic the Hedgehog @theblueblur

     Besides the fact that you’re a complete stranger, I’m taken.

————————————————————————————————————————

Image 2/2
————————————————————————————————————————
     Alice the Great @queenalice 

     @theblueblur Please elaborate. 

              ———————————————————————————————
              |Sonic the Hedgehog @theblueblur                                  |

              |Besides the fact that you’re a complete stranger, I’m taken.|

              ———————————————————————————————

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Found this exchange on twitter. As you can see, Sonic was asked for details, but he hasn’t responded, as far as I can tell. So I have decided to dedicate myself to figuring out who the partner is. If you would like to join me, I have made a dedicated subreddit (r/sonicspartner) and Discord Server.

Discord:

SherlockShipper

So, who do we think it is? My money’s on Amy, given how long she’s obviously liked him.

 

Solangelo4ever

@SherlockShipper But why would he wait so long to go after her? I think it’s Shadow. He dated Jet at one point, so he’s definitely into guys.


AlicetheGreat

I swear there’s something going on between Sonic and Knuckles.


Zooblesaribbonf-

He was being kinda suggestive with Rouge at the Crossworlds Grand Prix.


SonicSimper

It’s me/j

It could be Jet, if he’s willing to date exes. Or maybe they never broke up.


GimmeKeefex

Personality-wise, I think Blaze would be a good fit. But that’s crazy long distance.

 

QuickShit

Tails.


GimmeKeefex

@QuickShit Tails is a kid. 

QuickShit

Never mind, Silver.

{This continues for a long time}

Twitter

     Sonic the Hedgehog @theblueblur

     Ya’ll went insane with that😂 I’ll do my best to keep the mystery alive.

Sonic’s Text Messages

🩷Espio🩷

>This better not end horribly. 

You

>Pessimist

>dw it’ll be fine

>We’ll see.