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the hairy hares
anby: @nicole
anby: @nicole
anby: @nicole
anby: @nicole answer or i’m telling manager about you using part of the club’s funds on mcdonalds
nicole: fuck why did i get pinged so many ti
nicole: FUCK YOU ANBY I WAS HUNGRY AT 2AM OK
anby: you used.
anby: 98 dollars. on mcdonalds?
billy: nic i cant even defend you on this
nekomata: what the fuck
billy: LANGUAGE.
nekomata: im an adult
anby: you’re a freshman but that’s besides the point
anby: nicole what supernatural forces made you spend close to a hundred dollars. on a fast food chain
nicole: i cant tell you.
nicole: ITS AGAINST MY WILL IM TELLING YOU
nicole: im being forced to lie to yall
billy: is nicole getting taken as hostage again 😭
nekomata: WDYM AGAIN
nekomata: CAN I LEAVE THIS CLUB
nicole: nope! 😘
nekomata: @wise @belle i want out.
wise: first off nekomata you joined 3 days ago so no you cant leave yet
nekomata: FUCK
billy: STOP FUCKING SWEARING
billy: shit.
billy: FUCK.
belle muted billy
belle: secondly.
belle: nicole demara.
nekomata: not the government name 💀
belle: you spent. 98 dollars at mcdonalds?
nicole: im gonna sob.
nicole: MY GF USING MY FULL GOVERNMENT NAME ON ME.
wise: stop changing the subject nicole
nicole: istg im being held at GUNPOINT rn
nicole: trust and believe i wanna tell you all BUT
anby: but?
wise: but?
belle: but?
nicole: …ok im being put on the spot here
nicole: all i can say is. you should be talking to a certain…
nicole: debate club captain rn.
anby unmuted billy
billy: THE FOX EAR GIRL????
wise: no bc how do you think well fall for that dumbass lie 💀
anby: oh wait
anby: sashimi miyabi or something right?
belle: “sashimi” 😭
nicole: YES PLS YOU GUYS YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME
nicole: ANBY TELL THEM YOU KNOW ABT IT
wise: about what
belle: abt what bruv
anby: okay so back when the club was starting out nicole asked for 98 dollars from her.
anby: she said she would pay it back in a month and as both of them were naive, clueless freshmen, miyabi gave the money to her and nicole took it without knowing that the sashimi family was like in charge of school activities sometimes.
anby: so now i guess she finally repaid her debt. of 2 years.
belle: NICOLE WHY
belle: THE HOSHIMI MIYABI???
anby: ah that’s her name
belle: IF ANY OF HER FANS FOUND OUT YOU WOULD BE RIPPED TO SHREDS AND TOSSED INTO A VOLCANO
belle: NOT EVEN THAT
belle: MIYABI COULD THROW YOU INTO A VOLCANO
nekomata: how do you even know this
wise: me and belle oversee a lot of clubs.
billy: woah sometimes i forget our managers are actually capable people
belle: thats mean >:(
nicole: ITS NOT LIKE I KNEW OK I WAS A FRESHIE
anby: read: idiot
nicole: anby, my sister, you have to stop talking or i will put nair into your shampoo
nicole: you are NOT helping
belle: did you have to use the club’s funds tho?
nicole: belle
nicole: my amazing effervescent girlfriend.
nicole: the light in my dark, the love of my life
nicole: i am a broke college student
nicole: where the fuck am i gonna pull ninety eight dollars from 😭
billy: real
wise: welp case closed
belle: nicole if you do run into these things please just remember that we are here!!!
belle: we couldve helped you girl
nicole: i forgor
billy: peak nicole response
nicole: also she had me at GUNPOINT
nicole: technically she had my at swordpoint but yall get what i mean
nekomata: isnt that… yknow
nekomata: against school policy
wise: the school wouldnt even bat an eye since “it’s a fencing sword, it cant harm anybody”
belle: little do they know, anything in miyabi’s hands can be a weapon 💀
nicole: well whats done is done
nicole: here’s hoping she doesnt just use her fencing sword on me in the hallway tomorrow
nicole: i CANNOT be running anymore track practice is BRUTAL
nicole: btw anby why were you pinging me anyways
anby: oh i just wanted to let you know we ran out of peanut butter
nicole: …
nekomata: my will to leave has gotten stronger
billy: but you love us :(
billy: riiiiiight?
nekomata: i love when you shut the hell up
billy: LANGUA- actually thats an improvement! yay!!
debate club is best club
soukaku: yumyum big mac
yanagi: miyabi
yanagi: while i do appreciate the kind gesture of buying 33 big macs, 43 fries, 11 large cokes, 29 cups of ice cream and 21 chocolate chip cookies
harumasa: was yanagi keeping track or smthn 💀
yanagi: i was
yanagi: anyways, how did you get the money to pay for all of this???
miyabi: im undergoing training for “not revealing my secrets”
miyabi: but if you want to know
miyabi: i simply had a debt to settle
soukaku: honestly i dont care about how she got the money
soukaku: we have food now!!
harumasa: mood