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chap | one
how it all started
at the young age of only two skyler had took her mommys phone and opened youtube. a video popped up in the front page with the name albertstuff. on that day and so on„ baby skyler knew exactly who she was. it was life changing„ a soul bond„ love at first sight. true love as some might say. when baby skyler was finally older„ she typed her sweaty and greasy finger pads into her screen and downloaded the discord app. she had an idea„ a realization. albert is my true love. she named the server salbert cult. its not really a cult its more like a government a fandom club and a society as well all at the same time. this was the start of it
she had everything now. in her cult she called her followers of salbert (salbert means you belive its the peakest ship ever) she called them her seals„ her gay seals. cici & sam. there were channels to talk about salbert and discuss edits and there even was fan art. skyler .. x .. albert? its the best thing to ever exist created by mankind. a phenomenon no one could ever re create and not even ai.
years later
still going strong the salbert cult is thriving. the marriage day has come and it is final. the wedding will be in a beautiful white arch wrapped in roses and pink flowers with the background of cherry trees behind it. a huge white wedding cake with several layers on top of one another. this is a truly heart warming wholesome moment in history. Skyler never gave up on her dream and finally after so much effort of salbert they are now getting married and moving in? as a seal myself I was so dearly proud of our beloved Skyler who we had supported through the whole way here on this journey. tears had started falling from my eyes until I started sobbing my eyes out at the scene. I looked over to Sam and she also had erupted into tears. the day was so nice and sunny and aafter so much waiting ...
the people who attended had been good friends and family of course. everyone was there. me & sam as well as kaden and temprist and jayingee our priest. except cleetus. alberts brother. he was a bit busy. jayingee being th ex had remembered the days of jalbert but is happy now working at the maid cafe. he asks
skyler do you take albert in days of sickness happiness sadness joy excitement and angst to always be there for eachother to be your husband?
i do
I do
albert kissed her hands romantkcally while having a rose in his mouth. he took the rose out and handed it to skyler. later on they even ended up having a dog while kaden and temprist became the nice friendly neighbors. jayingee works as a maid in their house in maryland ocean city so he's kind of our family too. it's all a happy ending and as for me & Sam we get to sleep in the shed ♡ we were not forgotten and are very loyal to salbert.