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The newcomer stuck out his hand. "Howdy! I'm Joe Hills of Nashville, Tennessee. Pleasure to make your acquaintance," he said with a Southern drawl.
Kermit hesitated. He didn't want to shake the hand of someone he hadn't yet had the chance to confirm didn't violate his DNI list, but he didn't want to seem rude. Eh, his first impression on the person that he was going to be sleeping only a few feet away from was more important. He'd learned that lesson from his experience with Athena.
He took his hand. "Greetings. You can call my current flesh-vessel 'Kermit,' if you must refer to me."
"Kermit is a wonderful name! Scottish origins if I remember correctly." Joe Hills had a firm handshake— he couldn't not appreciate that. "Where can I set my things?"
or, the muppet joker x joe hills roommates to lovers crackfic that absolutely no one asked for.