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@Warp_
Followers: 0
Description:
My teammates are incredibly boring people when TNT hasn’t dragged us into blowing something up, so I made a twitter account because ✨ why not ✨
Yes, I'm the actual villain
No, I don't have anything better to do.
@Warp_ tweeted:
Hey Twitter! What crazy stuff have you been doing? :D
@Artzygirl replied:
Woah woah woah. Like the actual villain!? Like the one that kills people!?
@Warp_ replied:
Yeah, the actual villain.
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@Foodislife tweeted:
So apparently the villain Warp is on Twitter now??? I think we need some proof that this isn't some guy trying to cause drama.
@Warp_ replied:
What kind of proof would you want?
@Foodislife replied:
A selfie in your villain gear or something, idk
@NoSensibility97 replied:
I mean, that would work.
@TheBetterVillain replied:
[Insert attachment]
@Warp_ replied:
Hello to you too Vengeance.
@TheBetterVillain replied
It's my job as your favorite teammate to annoy you. So, hello!
@Warp_ replied:
Can confirm, his presence is very annoying.
@TheBetterVillain replied:
Hey!
@Foodislife replied:
I am very confused right now... Wtf is going on???
@Warp_ replied:
Hi very confused, I'm Warp! cackles
@CrowDaddy replied:
Hold up! Is Warp an actual dad?! Oh GOD...!!
@Artzygirl replied
Wait, IS WARP VENGENCE'S DAD!? #holdup
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@NoSensibility97 tweeted:
[insert attachment]
Warp might be Vengeance's dad? Confirmed!?!?!? #holdup
@Foodislife replied:
It would make sense! Especially considering that he's usually doing protection of his teammates, maybe he's both of his teammate's dad!
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@SmokeAndMirrors tweeted:
@Warp_ @TheBetterVillain
I leave you two alone, for TWO DAMN SECONDS. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!? WHAT IS #holdup
@Warp_ replied:
I did nothing!
@TheBetterVillain replied
@Warp_ I think we're screwed, who do you think he's going to pour water on first?
@Artzygirl replied:
I assume that would be TNT ...So he's not yall's dad?
@SmokeAndMirrors replied
NO! He just has a really weird obsession with dad jokes.
@Warp_ replied:
It is not an obsession!
@Warp_ replied:
I just got raised eyebrows from both my teammates. I don't think they like me anymore, does anyone want a villain on their team? I can create a resume if that helps!
@CrowDaddy replied:
What... the actual fuck?